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when I was 12 I had a paper route in the morning and I was a trap-boy in the evening - I sat in a little concrete bunker and loaded the clay pigeons one by one onto the flingy machine for fat drunk dudes to shoot at. When I went to Empire Strikes Back with my friends I remember paying for all of us because they were even poorer than me.
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Professor Tomtom posted:Dick sucking factory op asked about your first job not your career
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:30 |
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I haven't ever really worked, I have a trust fund that keeps me happy. I guess sometimes my parents made me check in to see if the laundry was done. That's kind of like work.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:31 |
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lmao if you're part of the rat race as an employee. i worked hard and pulled myself up with nothing but my bootstraps, a little elbow grease and a few mil in the family trust fund and i'm raking it in. here's me:
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:35 |
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Not the first but the WORST job I ever had was as a tax preparerer. some angry people who thought they were getting thousands back and then you tell them they actually OWE this year, whooooo And then you charge them $300 lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:04 |
Working for an NHL team on their web site, doing social media before it was called social media. Man the 90s were loving great
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:29 |
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commercial for floor tiles. I was 9 months old and got paid with a balloon.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:31 |
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I was a lifeguard and i showed up high every day and it is a small miracle that no children suffered a watery death due to my incompetence.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:35 |
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A pool store, where I told people how much of what chemical to add to their very expensive pools. I had a pool at home but dad always took care of it, I was going off of some formula sheet. One time someone told me the size of his pool and vastly underestimated the size and I basically made his pool an acid bath with the "correct" amount of chemicals (he came back to complain and didn't recognize me, I told him that guy quit on his lunch break and he just left ha). I quit when my cool as no fucks given manager was fired for keeping his motorcycle in the back of the store next to all the chemicals which should never be on fire either especially near gasoline. Since the job was balls easy without some retard trying to talk to a teenager about boosting productivity or procedure it was pretty great.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:53 |
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busboy.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:54 |
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I scooped ice cream in a rich, famous people plaza it owned. Jerry Seinfeld came in like once a month.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:56 |
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I was a paperboy back when it was a literal child delivering papers to pay for video games or something and not being done by some super sad looking family with like ten thousand newspapers loaded in to the back of a rusted to poo poo 15 year old minivan.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 01:57 |
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General gopher at a chemical bottling plant. Motor oil, antifreeze, etc. Any given day I'd be stacking boxes on pallets, filling barrels of ethanol, or doing cleaning. Cleaning was fun because they'd make me crawl under giant tanks that leaked a blue goop that I had to sop up with heavy clothss. Also under those tanks were exposed flywheels so I risked being dismembered whenever I was down there. I quit after two weeks when I started making GBS threads blood.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 02:02 |
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Donut runner for a home depot mexican landscape company
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 02:03 |
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washes dishes at some greasy cafe for minimum wage I also got shared tips from the wait staff so on busy days I'd just get 50 dollars cash in pocket, it kind of ruled actually
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 02:03 |
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hand. from you're mother
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 02:07 |
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Shoveling poo poo on a farm run by a couple who argued all the time.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 12:50 |
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Leader of the communist revolution. You're welcome.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 13:19 |
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lorn Wayne posted:lmao if you're part of the rat race as an employee. uh huh standing outside the passenger-side door i'm sure you're not some passerby taking a selfie in fron t of a nice car im on to you boy
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 13:27 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:21 |
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^^^^^^^^^^^lol
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:23 |
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cool doxx bro
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:33 |
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washing a succession of enormous hog-men with a sponge on a stick while they wailed and thrashed for hours at a time in an unlit warehouse
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 20:38 |
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Partner at my Dad's hedge fund.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 21:01 |
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Waiter to a Greek restaurant Didn't matter what age you were everyone got loving hammered on the weekends
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 21:18 |
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Paper shredder, 9-5 Monday through Friday just fed boxes and boxes of paper through an industrial shredder. I was 15 and I don't think you're supposed to work 40 hours a week at that age but gently caress it. After two months I had 1200 in the bank which is way too much for any teen. Blew it all on junk food and video games and other dumb kid poo poo of course.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 21:28 |
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:iamafag:
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:iamafag:
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