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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Vasudus posted:

lol if you fell for human emotion when there's money involved

In so much that I could feel sympathy for her position. After a couple of days when I started feeling worse and worse I quickyl shitfted into gently caress her mode and got an attorney. Guy seems to be on point.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
henry your story made me get a dash cam.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/xychelsea

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
gip meetup nyc, nobody died or shat their pants, a good day

There were only 2 of us

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

henry your story made me get a dash cam.

what did you get

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

gently caress kidney stones.

Also this goddamn Prince song I woke up with stuck in my head....

I will burn any raspberry berets on sight today.

What have I done to you? :(

Anyways, see if you can get hold of some Diclofenac - takes most of the pain.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

gip meetup nyc, nobody died or shat their pants, a good day

There were only 2 of us

Time to get tested

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Stultus Maximus posted:

https://twitter.com/xychelsea


Chelsea Manning – ‏@xychelsea

Tweeting from prison reqs a lot of effort and using a voice phone to dictate #90sproblems




Maybe you shouldn't expect a first class twitter user experience after you do things that earn you jail time. Namaste

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

gip meetup nyc, nobody died or shat their pants, a good day

There were only 2 of us

Which regular did you gently caress

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

henry your story made me get a dash cam.

Yeah I lucked out that there was a few witnesses, namely the car I got t-boned my after the initial hit and she admitted to the cop that she ran the light.

I wish I had a dash cam so I could see a few things and how they happened. It was the intersection of two one way three lane streets. I was in the middle lane. I don't know which one she was in nor do I know how far into the intersection I was when she hit me. All I know is my forward momentum was entirely stopped and she knocked me down the street she was traveling. She must have been hauling major rear end trying to beat the red to whack me as hard as she did.

Did I ever post pictures?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

gip meetup nyc, nobody died or shat their pants, a good day

There were only 2 of us

:mad:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Idk deathy mcdeath talked to me about Columbia then I gave him a 22 year old ladyboy as a thankyou gift

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Idk deathy mcdeath talked to me about Columbia then I gave him a 22 year old ladyboy as a thankyou gift

That bald scary spaceman haunted my dreams last night :ohdear:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Bought one of these stainless steel resuable k cup thingers.
http://www.amazon.com/Ekobrew-Stain...rds=steel+k+cup

Coffee is much better now, and I'm not contributing to the destruction of Earth via trash.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

That bald scary spaceman haunted my dreams last night :ohdear:

I like that he handed out handwritten business cards on scrap sheets of paper, unsolicited, to several of us before he got into his space car to drive away from the isle of Manhattan

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Decided I should take down the pics until everything is settled.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Apr 4, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm just glad the dog is OK.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm just glad the dog is OK.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm just glad the dog is OK.

Same. I really hope the jeep guy got a lawyer and is suing her as well.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

what did you get

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Q7YTQ2Q/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Nothing fancy. Good insurance for 120 bux.



holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm just glad the dog is OK.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




That looks sweet as hell. I need to order that.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
It's great - no issues with it so far and it's a lot smaller than it looks in the picture. Totally recommend it.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
We're on the road headed to Springer Mountain. Stopping overnight halfway there to visit a friend of Spongebobs and do an initial unpacking and sending home of extraneous unneeded poo poo.

I have a wild things insulated cold weather jacket.. It did great in Afghanistan in the mountains during a January blizzard. I don't need this baby for the AT from April 2nd on........ Right? :ohdear: it's light as poo poo and all but I just don't really need any cold weather gear beyond long sleeve polypro' by this point in the season right? :ohdear:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 3, 2015

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Also loving lol about that second hand heart going to a third rate hood but I can't say poo poo beyond that as my family is previously involved in the dumb 'groids treatment.

FYI: Jungle Bunny Jambo was not complient as a patient or an ex offender.

This is the new drunk thread right? Not trying to get another Faggoty 3 day for spitting truth when we still got old Nasty Matty Shepherd as a goddamn limp wristed yet stiff lipped mod up in here.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

We're on the road headed to Springer Mountain. Stopping overnight halfway there to visit a friend of Spongebobs and do an initial unpacking and sending home of extraneous unneeded poo poo.

I have a wild things insulated cold weather jacket.. It did great in Afghanistan in the mountains during a January blizzard. I don't need this baby for the AT from April 2nd on........ Right? :ohdear: it's light as poo poo and all but I just dong really need any cold weather gear beyond long sleeve polypro' by this point in the season right? :ohdear:

69in' is all the warmth you two will ever need.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

RichieHimself posted:

69in' is all the warmth you two will ever need.

:ohdear:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

Idk deathy mcdeath talked to me about Columbia then I gave him a 22 year old ladyboy as a thankyou gift

I'm like an hour from NYC dude :(

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
all is well again.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
So I just found out Katy Perry got her start in a POD song. I guess she was credited under her real name, Katy Hudson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plGETDmXw5g

She first shows up around the 3 minute mark and does a tiny bit of singing shortly after.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Ha. Smelly McDreadlock got up in that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Please look at this:



Thank you for looking at this.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No, thank you, Duzzy Funlop.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
not sure how that posted

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson posted:

Ha. Smelly McDreadlock got up in that.

i dont wanna live anymore

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Happy Passover, everyone.



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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

nice jewbs

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
flying to florida in 8 hours

gods help me

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

my dude

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

ded posted:

flying to florida in 8 hours

gods help me

Once you step into baggage claim an elderly couple driving a Lincoln Continental will hit you and drag you 50 feet underneath the car, all while they have their left turn single on until they turn right and stop to see how the cat they hit is doing.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Apr 4, 2015

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