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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

wanna skijump off those so bad

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Does she do porn or is she just a tease?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
movie options for tomorrow...not feeling too crazy about chappie since I know the plot, could maybe do Furious drunk, nothing else rings a bell
pissed I flew into the US like three days before they dropped Interstellar from the only theater worth a poo poo around here.

Furious 7 (PG 13, 137 min)
Get Hard (R, 100 min)
Home (PG, 93 min)
It Follows (R, 100 min)
Chappie (R, 120 min)
Cinderella (2015) (PG, 112 min)
Effie Gray (PG 13, 108 min)
Insurgent (PG 13, 119 min)
McFarland, USA (PG, 129 min)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
F7. Should be a fun watch.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ive only ever watched the first fast and furious and the parts of ff2 that they filmed in CT to see if i could recognize it

are they worth watching

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ive only ever watched the first fast and furious and the parts of ff2 that they filmed in CT to see if i could recognize it

are they worth watching

The series evolves into heist movies. 5 and 6 are good.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ive only ever watched the first fast and furious and the parts of ff2 that they filmed in CT to see if i could recognize it

are they worth watching
They are ridiculous but lots of fun.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
the life lesson to learn from that series is that you can solve any and all problems by angrily shifting down a gear.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

movie options for tomorrow...not feeling too crazy about chappie since I know the plot, could maybe do Furious drunk, nothing else rings a bell
pissed I flew into the US like three days before they dropped Interstellar from the only theater worth a poo poo around here.

Furious 7 (PG 13, 137 min)
Get Hard (R, 100 min)
Home (PG, 93 min)
It Follows (R, 100 min)
Chappie (R, 120 min)
Cinderella (2015) (PG, 112 min)
Effie Gray (PG 13, 108 min)
Insurgent (PG 13, 119 min)
McFarland, USA (PG, 129 min)

Chappie is pretty good. I also liked District 9 and Elysium, so I'm full on retarded anyway.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Calling out obviously military guys at concerts is a lot of fun. Just did it at a sore in Raleigh and the guys foot super awkward, confirmed they were, and just left before I could say I was too.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

movie options for tomorrow...
It Follows is supposed to be really good if you like slow burning horror movies.

Larry Parrish posted:

Chappie is pretty good. I also liked... Elysium, so I'm full on retarded anyway.
This highly telegenic child can only be saved by the data in Matt Damon's head, but if he accesses it, it will kill him! I WONDER WHERE THIS IS GOING


VVV Yeah, I'll give it that.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Apr 4, 2015

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Elysium's plot was hot loving garbage but the action scenes kicked a lot of rear end

Bolow fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 4, 2015

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dead Reckoning posted:

It Follows is supposed to be really good if you like slow burning horror movies.

It Follows its a lovely horror movie, its pretty much horror stalker STD

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm like an hour from NYC dude :(

poo poo, sorry man. I wish I had known. I messaged D McD last-minute that I was in town for 36 hours to visit Columbia.

If/when I accept admission there, you've always got a place to crash in the city, assuming you're a real human being.

I'm waiting for D mcD to out me as a filthy hipster to GIP but he seems too gentlemanly so consider this me saving him the trouble

Zeris fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Apr 4, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

poo poo, sorry man. I wish I had known. I messaged D McD last-minute that I was in town for 36 hours to visit Columbia.

If/when I accept, you've always got a place to crash in the city, assuming you're a real human being.

I'm waiting for D mcD to out me as a filthy hipster to GIP but he seems too gentlemanly so consider this me saving him the trouble

Just wanted to say your av still makes me giggle.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Just wanted to say your av still makes me giggle.

feelsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


PS everyone go to Boone, NC it is a wonderful mountain town with good beer and hot chicks (and lumberjacks so) just FYI
My friend rents a house with a back deck/porch, hot tub, sauna, a pond, and a view out to a small mountain valley. 800 american dollars.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yes, real person...totally not an AI

But for reals Shyduck can vouch for me being a real person

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm like an hour and a half by train from NYC dude :(

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
ya'll don't need me to party bruhs

but when the time comes you'll be glad i did

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zeris posted:

feelsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


PS everyone go to Boone, NC it is a wonderful mountain town with good beer and hot chicks (and lumberjacks so) just FYI
My friend rents a house with a back deck/porch, hot tub, sauna, a pond, and a view out to a small mountain valley. 800 american dollars.

Lived there for 5 years, can confirm. More weed than is probably sane or healthy too.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Found this at Safeway.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av





:nws: http://i.imgur.com/ZXLWKQr.jpg :nws:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
dang

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

This is the most GiP thing I have seen in a while http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f47_1393262103

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
penis

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

The Rat posted:

This is the most GiP thing I have seen in a while http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f47_1393262103

Those were, uh, a lot of mutilated dicks half way though.

Still, I'd appreciate it if someone could make Hitlerdick, Mona Lisa Cock, or Charlie Brown Penis avatar sized.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
:nws:
safe for work porn (but still not safe for work)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200933312521678

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
should I watch Asa akira eat some girl out or what else

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


ded posted:

flying to florida in 8 hours

gods help me

Lol.


It's summer here. Welcome to hell.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012

keep posting so i can finish

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Things goons get triggered by: Calvin & Hobbes comic stripes

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
gently caress i love broken d&d goons

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
That poor delicate flower.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Mehuyael posted:

As a person who's still suffering from the mental aftereffects of getting spanked as a kid, gently caress you.

Mehuyael posted:

My problem wasn't with an old comic from before there was enough study about how bad spanking your kid can be,my problem was with some person deciding it can be okay to spank your kid in this day and age. And I don't have PTSD flashbacks, instead I can only basically take care of myself and am considered disabled by the state. And I was even worse 5 years ago. At least now I can hold a below minimum wage job.


I got spanked as a kid. As a teenager and an adult I've always been pretty chill about receiving punishment for my actions.

I'll take punishment over responsibility and restitution any day. poo poo's easy.

Is this what Catholicism feels like?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Being catholic is best described by this emote: :nallears:

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
is ther something easier to get drunk off of than bud light because this is not enjoyable in the slightest

im not pouring poo poo in my butt you faggots

e: liquor shots make me puke because i am a weak pussy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Richard Bong posted:

That poor delicate flower.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i've accepted that no matter what i do in life i get punished for it

it's kind of freeing

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