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Artificial Idiocy posted:But I work in a trendy branding agency with an open-concept office and free booze booze provides a cheap substitute for the soul you gave up when you took a job at a trendy branding agency
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At least I mostly run research/insight projects so I don't have to directly convince people to buy more Coke, I just have to tell others how to do so. but yes alcohol is my spiritual medicine
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Apr 2, 2015 10:58
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for some reason when I read artificial idiocy's posts itt i picture him taking a break every sentence to quietly go "ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh" in mild existential terror Horniest Manticore posted:fucken larry. the name alone dooms you to a life of being a shiftless rear end in a top hat
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Apr 2, 2015 13:37
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I don't take breaks for it, I'm just constantly emitting a low hum. It keeps people from talking to me, but if any intrepid souls do attempt it, the pitch and volume of the hum intensifies until they back away nervously.
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Apr 2, 2015 14:33
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etalian posted:it's a transportation genie which may or may not smash your face in with a hammer. yeah cab drivers are totally different lol
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Apr 2, 2015 14:41
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I had a co-worker who would brag each day about how shes banging a married dude and whenever she interacts with his wife its so exciting. She one day came in on the verge of tears the entire day. I guess married-guy mustve decided that Fat Bitch isnt really the kind of 'sweet stuff on the side' you want!
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Apr 2, 2015 16:24
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Artificial Idiocy posted:I don't take breaks for it, I'm just constantly emitting a low hum. It keeps people from talking to me, but if any intrepid souls do attempt it, the pitch and volume of the hum intensifies until they back away nervously. Just become an unshaven cat-piss man and bring up the NEET dollar. It can't ALL go to anime pillows and warhammer figures. Serious part: christ in heaven, the open office thing is essentially a prison yard, how do they expect any sort of creativity in that environment?
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Apr 2, 2015 22:29
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You arent a pilot are you?
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Apr 2, 2015 22:36
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concerned mom posted:my plan in life is to remain voluntarily celibate and work long hours until I die, saving every penny I can. I will leave all my money to the cat's trust well not very similar then i guess
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