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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i want to know if there are any goon porn stars?

just asking.

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casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
me i am

i use my real name too

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
that dude eating the creamed corn off the girls back

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
no, but there are porn stars who are mothers of goons


your mom.



your

mom

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I thought Ron Jeremy was a confirmed goon?

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

yeah I work for dancing bear but get cut out usually

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Seriously, though, I thought we had at least one? Darkpriest? He had that awesome thread in A/T.

Unless you're actually asking about 'goon' porn stars, in which case I doubt he fits the bill because he wasn't a fatass and sounded like he had his poo poo together.

SHARTING BEAR posted:

yeah I work for dancing bear but get cut out usually

Name/post etc. etc.

GBS PARADE
Jan 2, 2005
Medicinal crack is okay. I take it to ease the shaking and vomiting associated with not taking crack.
Annie Cruz was a goonette

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
there's actually a few people in the industry that did ask/tell threads, but what you really want to read is that anne cruz was scared away by goons

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
also McCaine

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
jonathon longshaft look me up

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
bailey jay is a goon

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
read the SAclopedia entry on Annie Cruz, it's worth it http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1479

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Actually yes and he has an ask/tell thread about it. He's also dating August what ever her name is.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Mia Rose was a hardcore (get it?) WoW player for awhile.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

GBS PARADE posted:

Annie Cruz was a goonette

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

there was a thread lowtax got involved in where mandy morbid called out new GBS for hurting her sad brain over twitter. Forget if it was her or just her boyfriend (Also a sad brain) who were goons.

funny thread.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
most pornstars are too mentally stable and social to post here

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

casual beep posted:

jonathon longshaft look me up

642 Titles. Not bad.

Your most recent one is "White Chicks Gettin' Black Balled 46".

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Digital Fingers posted:

there was a thread lowtax got involved in where mandy morbid called out new GBS for hurting her sad brain over twitter. Forget if it was her or just her boyfriend (Also a sad brain) who were goons.

funny thread.

she coined the phrase "the for-profit chan-like site Something Awful".

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
solid chance this guy was a goon based on his choice of weapon

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I work for Pornhub, does that count at all? No?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I remember years and years ago there was a guy that posted about being a porn star and it turned out that he was a fat gay guy who got paid like $100 to have another gross gay guy gently caress him in the woods for a porn company that no one had ever heard of because gross in like one video. Eventually he stormed off when everyone was like 1. Gross, 2. You got completely taken advantage of.

It was pretty funny.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Three Olives posted:

I remember years and years ago there was a guy that posted about being a porn star and it turned out that he was a fat gay guy who got paid like $100 to have another gross gay guy gently caress him in the woods for a porn company that no one had ever heard of because gross in like one video. Eventually he stormed off when everyone was like 1. Gross, 2. You got completely taken advantage of.

It was pretty funny.

link please.

i collect gross goon porn.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I work for Pornhub, does that count at all? No?

What do you do, delete all the copyright takedown emails?

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Mia Rose was a hardcore (get it?) WoW player for awhile.
She was on the same server as <Goon Squad> and had lots of goon adjacent interactions.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
I once appeared in a gonzo segment called "The Ten Man Ham Slam" going by the name of Judge Fudge.

Despite contracting pink eye, best Christmas ever.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I've been the husband/bf who got cucked in a couple of them; does that count?

Seriously though; lol if you've ever had sex.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

David Copperfield posted:

there's actually a few people in the industry that did ask/tell threads, but what you really want to read is that anne cruz was scared away by goons

the thread is gone.

btw. according to wikipedia she won "Squirt Queen of the Year" @ 2008 Adam Film Award.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I work for Pornhub, does that count at all? No?

sort of.

is the pay good? are you hiring?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Jamoke posted:

I once appeared in a gonzo segment called "The Ten Man Ham Slam" going by the name of Judge Fudge.

Despite contracting pink eye, best Christmas ever.

I was one of the ten men

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

vyst posted:

I was one of the ten men

is this the "lost" goonbang tape i've hard about?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
that one time darkpriest needed like 100 extras and a ton of goons said they would do it but of course none of them showed up

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rambling Robot posted:

sort of.

is the pay good? are you hiring?

Pay's ok. Yes, we're hiring. Move to Montreal.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What do you do, delete all the copyright takedown emails?

:iiam:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Poetic Justice posted:

that one time darkpriest needed like 100 extras and a ton of goons said they would do it but of course none of them showed up

Being an extra in a porno has gotta be one of the weirdest things. What exactly are those guys standing around the couple loving at a 'party' thinking to themselves?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Pay's ok. Yes, we're hiring. Move to Montreal.

Can you get me a date with Katie?

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Poetic Justice posted:

that one time darkpriest needed like 100 extras and a ton of goons said they would do it but of course none of them showed up

another failed goon project.

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