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sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
which ones are doing pretty good water-wise

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
oregon :hehe:

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Not Nevada

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

NYC

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Hahaha, as if we won't just steal water from some poo poo state. Build a pipeline from Missouri to here.

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming
Obviously you stay put, you just move to a state of denial :v:

edit also a river in egypt, etc

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Just stay in California. We live next to Nevada and Arizona. We grow their food. As if we're not just gonna steal it form them with their retarded lawns in a desert.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
alaska

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
It's really hard to figure out the best place to move to. What if global warming makes everything hotter and raises sea levels, you should move north, right? But what if global warming shuts down the jetstream and causes a mini-ice age? you should move south, right? What's the goldilocks area that won't get too hot in one doomsday scenario or too cold in the other?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Move to montana it will be beach front property in like 10 years

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

LeoMarr posted:

Move to montana it will be beach front property in like 10 years

Cool, 'cause right now Montana is loving boring. Not Nebraska boring, but still boring as poo poo until you get to like Glacier National Park (which will just be National Park in the next decade or so).

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dead Precedents posted:

Cool, 'cause right now Montana is loving boring. Not Nebraska boring, but still boring as poo poo until you get to like Glacier National Park (which will just be National Park in the next decade or so).

Ehh. Montana has a lot of cool scenary and would make for a good place to ranch and retire under the Tetons.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

jump in the ocean you loser

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Stay out of Oregon.

Its mine now.

:black101:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

psyopmonkey posted:

Stay out of Oregon.

Its mine now.

:black101:

Shut up

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
go to portland, they will love you immediately

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

alaska

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

psyopmonkey posted:

Stay out of Oregon.

Its mine now.

:black101:

Never a true Oregonian, never a true man

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Idiot Kicker posted:

go to portland, they will love you immediately

i've been it's pretty chill i guess

i just want chill access to water

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
we're building desalination plants in san diego so you'll never have to leave

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

we're building desalination plants in san diego so you'll never have to leave

isn't desalination bad for tons of reasons tho

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

no thanks we're full

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
mexico

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

bunky posted:

jump in the ocean you loser

Bunch of idiots live in CA. One entire side of their state is covered in water!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

trigonsareNOThomo posted:

isn't desalination bad for tons of reasons tho

Probably. I don't really know anything about it tbh

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Anywhere but Oregon; I'd suggest skipping over and going to Washington or Canada

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just stay the gently caress out of Austin, that's all I ask

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I believe the state after liquid runs out is :gas:

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Dead Precedents posted:

Hahaha, as if we won't just steal water from some poo poo state. Build a pipeline from Missouri to here.

hoping this happens. st louis has the best tasting american water apparently

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
hawaii, how is that a question

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Hawaii is literally surrounded by water, just ship it in from them

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the great lakes have a lot of water. move to chicago.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Stay and kill each other for the rights to water your lawn you big commie pussy

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

the colorado river is right there, just steal the rights to that. bonus is you get to murder arizona

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
there is already to many people from California in Hawaii go away no one wants you

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Anorexic Robot posted:

there is already to many people from California in Hawaii go away no one wants you

gwailos am i right?

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
can't you just make your farmers not do dumb poo poo like grow rice and almonds in a loving desert? rice :wtc:

or up their water costs by an order of magnitude at least

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Any of the Great Lake states. I hope you enjoy ice and misery.

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
Colorado

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I have heard good things about gaseous.

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