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social vegan posted:don't worry papa, it may have gotten u but i won't let it get me *said while hanging out sunroof swinging shirt over head like a helicopter*
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spend the day acting like the only source for moral authority is a higher power
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Apr 1, 2015 15:50
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If someone leaves their computer open, close all their programs then take a screenshot of the desktop. Set the background image to that screenshot, then hide the taskbar. After you do that, delete their anti-virus software and then go download a bunch of viruses. They'll freak out!
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Apr 1, 2015 16:11
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Go to shake someone's hand then pull your hand back at last second and say too slow, then rub your hand above your ear like your cool Then pull gun out and kill you're self
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Apr 1, 2015 16:11
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puke in a baby stroller
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Apr 1, 2015 16:12
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- put yoru own baby in someone else's house and never come back - put a spider ring on ur d and when u wake up in the morning u might think it's a spider!!
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Apr 1, 2015 16:14
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PM me ur dong
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Apr 1, 2015 22:07
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Top City Homo posted:gun down a school with blanks
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Apr 1, 2015 22:08
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bradzilla posted:Put a piece of tape on the bottom of someone's mouse, they won't be able to use it temporarily!!! This but use the "troll face." 
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Apr 1, 2015 22:28
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Zzulu posted:poo always works It actually doesn't it just looks like wadded up wet cardboard 
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Apr 1, 2015 22:34
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poke holes in all the 9/11 conspiracy theories
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Apr 1, 2015 22:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItOblzZu2Q&t=10s
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Apr 1, 2015 22:41
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this but redirect the chute to the camps
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Apr 1, 2015 22:44
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reveal that all your chris-chan stuff was an elaborate hoax
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Apr 1, 2015 22:54
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sign a nuclear deal with iran that gives them the bomb
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Apr 1, 2015 23:06
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land the malaysian planes but just to refuel
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Apr 1, 2015 23:08
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murder
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Apr 1, 2015 23:23
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Buy Canadian whiskey.
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Apr 1, 2015 23:43
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tell op his posting is good
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Apr 1, 2015 23:43
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My girlfriend told me she was pregnant... So I punched her in the stomach knocking her down I flight of stairs. Then I was like april fools!
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Apr 1, 2015 23:49
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light genocide
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Apr 1, 2015 23:53
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IRL i posted a sign the coffee machine at work and customers flipped out. It said "Attention: unfortunately we are not able to obtain responsibly-sourced coffee beans. As of 4/1/15 we will no longer be able to provide caffeinated coffee. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and will begin serving the coffee as soon as we find a source up to the [redacted store name] quality standards." People actually believed it XD
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Lol if you think that one is funny, check out the pricing structure on the game From actually released today! LOL
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