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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I knew you could do it :kimchi:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

quote:

:siren:Mod edit: Ask all of your questions about law enforcement here. This is a "safe space" where anyone can post but if you're poo poo posting/concern trolling don't be surprised if something bad happens to your account!:siren:

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 3, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Smiling Jack posted:

I didn't post that poo poo, I posted "gently caress you"

You're right, my apologies good sir.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

DrakeriderCa posted:

YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ANOTHER AMERICAN

I used to love arresting belligerent Americans because they'd almost always say they were going to call their congressman :downs:

And when they do, the unpaid college intern who answers the phone gives them a little lesson about federalism :eng101:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Branis posted:

some of us prefer blueberry syrup on our breakfast foods.

:chloe:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
All cops are badasses :clint: (which my phone kept trying to autocorrect to harassed)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
e: nm

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Apr 29, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Why don't we get rid of police altogether? I mean really, what do they do besides generate revenue and kill black people?

If someone actually commits a crime, the victim can just contact their local state's attorney office who can get a warrant and the suspect can voluntarily turn himself into the court of jurisdiction.

literally_what_sedanchair_believes.txt

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:cabot:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Campus PD at my undergrad were/are full-fledged police officers.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Usually they don't care about your one speeding ticket from ten years ago. Just mention it and be done with it.

This is probably the best route. When I was getting my security clearance I told them about the speeding ticket I got when I was 17. I felt silly about it, mentioned it to my supervisor who said that it was good to include it because if they found out about it and saw I didn't mention it, it would have raised all kinds of red flags.

That being said it took forever to get my clearance because the folks doing the investigation were flummoxed by my British birth certificate.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

Actual post from a D&D FTP thread....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Arguing with people on the Internet is a waste of time. Thankfully none of these people have any actual real power to impact society and are too busy yelling at other people on the Internet to care.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

Whoa, a thread with an opinion not penned by vahakyla?

lol so bitter :allears:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Two Finger posted:

Do goons hate heroine addicts or cops more

Heroine addicts at least provide some funny stories out of tcc.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Volume posted:

How do cop goons fee about Officer Whitlatch getting fired?

Please stop trying to lay "clever" gotcha traps.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:nallears:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

JayKay posted:

Turn down for what?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Dead Reckoning posted:

Or they just teach a summer school class to keep the checks coming in.

Or tutor.

Or pick up a summer job part time.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Teflon Don posted:

Cop wrong. So what

Also :allears: at $150k being "1% salaries"

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
What about gay cops?

Like shep?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Well I feel like one would alineate his coworkers by telling them to "google Ron Paul".

And I don't think it's whip :ssh:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

Just lol if you're working NYE.

Giving people time off for the holidays?

How progressive of you :allears:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Oh it's happening. You should have seen my way too nice civilian buddy's face when I told him he would have to pepper spray me and record it for the Internet.

?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Pro-tier seasoning in that box.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
So this thread has become less of a "ask cops" thread and more of "another lounge thread for cops" so I'm going to close this to consolidate. A new thread may appear should it be needed.

v/r
N4I

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