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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
this is my fav new thread of our little clubhouse :3:

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
didnt nyc do a mumbai type training scenario and came to the conclusion that first responders to that kind of attack were totally hosed?

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Aug 9, 2009

SedanChair posted:

A bunch of suicidal, trained dudes with AKs and grenades?

thats a real loving rude thing to call the swat team m8

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Aug 9, 2009

Felix_Cat posted:

PIN number

why!?

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Aug 9, 2009

Smiling Jack posted:

This question is extremely location and jurisdiction dependent.

I've written 5 traffic tickets my entire career, having never been in units that either allowed traffic tickets (foot patrol yay) or expected them (plainclothes).



wanna suckle them tittays

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Aug 9, 2009

FRINGE posted:

Yes. A group of (theoretically) trained adults working together using real-time radio communications should be able to take a knife away from a single individual without using guns.

heres a real life example of some cops trying to employ your method

:nms: if you dont like watching someone bleed out in a field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RTkGbiJpk

they end up shooting him anyway, it just cost one of em his life:ssh:

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Aug 9, 2009

Kiryen posted:

Really? what for?

he cracked down too hard on the gbs and dnd invasions of our cop and drunk threads, or some other horseshit reason all these nambiepambie admins cried about

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Aug 9, 2009

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I was asked to carry a girl who suffered from some motor neuron disease on to stage, she was in a wheelchair but I propped her on to me shoulder and the crowd were pretty fond of seeing a copper on his knee letting someone give a speech.

I've never been offered a sexual favor but I was on a cordon one night and a girl asked for my number. She was a 3/10 so I replied with my shoulder number, she voiced some significant dis-satisfaction with my answer so I said "Madame, if you would like my phone number then may I suggest 101 or 999 in an emergency" She was still rather upset so we reconciled our differences by me placing her under arrest for drunk and disorderly.

dusted

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
been arrested for whipping your old lady with an extension cord? call saul lebowitz at 1800diepigs

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Aug 9, 2009
did you see the part where he got mad they were wiping out his contribution to his miracle?

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Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Wow that guy sure murdered the gently caress outa that kid. I wonder if he really did have the cops taser and was fleeing with it. Probably get in to big trouble for losing that, do gently caress it, kill the dude so you at least get a lawyer.

50 year old man described as "kid" by noted former cop goon professor gremlin

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Aug 9, 2009

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Hillbillies?

Also, I think you'd go in the right lane if you wanted to go straight. Left lane is for left turns. Were the lanes not marked?

he drove thru a double yellow to get to that lot. bet

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Aug 9, 2009
strawberry syrup is my jam

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Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

that definitely won't make police look good.

agreed, it makes em look loving awesome :dukedog:

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Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

I understand his fear of police as a black member of society.

that guy is as black as me aka lily white breh

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Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

You just flick their eyeballs, that's the only way I was taught.


yep gotta get that dead check

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Aug 9, 2009

AcidRonin posted:



Actually it does look kinda green in this photo

that looks black and olive to me :shrug:

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

lol Dorner "I want to believe" has been my desktop background at work since the day his cabin burned down

i always knew there were good reasons why youre my favorite

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Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

You posted the wrong one, idiot. There's a better one with Darren Wilson also in it. Someone should add that guy that killed Garner too imo

should work in that canadian dude with the mace and oval office cap too

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
paul blart

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Aug 9, 2009

GlassElephant posted:

So what the correct procedure when you encounter someone with earbuds in? Do you yell louder, tap them on the shoulder or walk in front of them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ZwvYqMRhQ

watching on my phone but was that idiots reaction to turning around and seeing a cop sticking a handgun in his face to shout nah foo and fondling his balls with both hands? nothing of value was lost

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Dispatch says an armed robbery in progress at McDonald's and it turns out to be a customer complaining that his order was wrong :rolleyes:

Apparently when they hosed up his sausage biscuit he started yelling so they hit the silent "hold up" button (which they know they're not supposed to do). The alarm company calls dispatch and says the "armed robbery" alarm went off. This happens all the time. It's 99.9999999% bullshit because someone accidentally hits the button.

following protocol our dispatch calls Mickey D's but instead of asking what's going on she says "is the man with the gun still there?" Employee doesn't correct her, she just says "he went to his car but he's trying to get back into the store, we locked him out"

Cue 30 loving deputies pointing long arms at this dude who got a little rowdy over his breakfast sandwich :cop:

good. some shithead making a scene over a 2 dollar biscuit deserves nothing less

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Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

America can put a loving robot SUV on another planet, why do we try to interpret the wisdom of rich assholes from the 1700s who didn't even know what germ theory was. Burn the constitution start from scratch. Ideally with communism.

burn you first you loving traitor

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I would vote for that guy based on character alone.

yea that dude sounds like he owns

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Aug 9, 2009

Ceiling fan posted:

So, I'm taking a look at this creep (the little one)

and I'm reading "As soon as an approximately pointy object is in reach, I'm going to use it to kill you." If I were to come across someone like this, and I were lucky enough to be carrying a gun, I'd probably shoot him.
So my question is can you really control someone like this? In just handcuffs? I was expecting at least arm and leg shackles. Are these guys being kind of reckless?

Also :lol: that the most intimidating guy in the picture is the only one who didn't make it his primary professional goal.

that dipshit looks like he weighs 120 pounds soaking wet, bad things are going to happen to him in prison

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
dude looks like a extra from witcher 3

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Aug 9, 2009
how about you weirdos just tell the british to gently caress off already?

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Aug 9, 2009

Cop gay. So What posted:

We did that in 1812 or was it 1776 I don't rememver

no duh idiot im talking to our socialist neighbor

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Aug 9, 2009

Whale Cancer posted:

This day shift rotation I have been purposely driving 10 to sometimes 20 under the limit just to see how many cars I can get behind me that won't pass me.

im the guy blowing past you doing 8 over the limit

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
uh the totenkopf is a historic prussian military symbol. its about heritage not hate bruh :godwinning:

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Aug 9, 2009

Volume posted:

How do the cop goons in this thread feel about Officer Colin Boone being sentenced to 5 years for violently attacking a man who was experiencing a medical emergency?



http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2015/06/22/colin-boone-sentencing-excessive-force/29106285/

how do you feel about it op?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

only good cop is a dead cop, like in that dudes av imho

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Aug 9, 2009

Basticle posted:

POV of the other officer. Looks like in the heat of the moment she pulled a taser at first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSiqfM2GR4E

one less dirtbag :hellyeah:

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Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

This but the face of christopher dorner

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Pretty sure no one ever asked me where my dick has been during the hiring process.

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Aug 9, 2009

JayKay posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beagle_Brigade

My beagle on the other hand is a lazy bastard, just like her owner.


Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-T_t166TY

christ what a nightmare language

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

dont loving smoke in your car you goddamn savage, you just make it depreciate in value even quicker

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Aug 9, 2009

threeagainstfour posted:

Thinking of applying to my local police department at the ripe old age of 30. The starting salary is pretty competitive and I'm honestly, sincerely looking for a career where I feel I can make a positive impact on society and my community.

the only impact youre gonna make is your baton against disenfranchised minorities

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
agreed



rip officer kim

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Aug 9, 2009

Cop gay. So What posted:

It's bullshit that the SA is calling the stop chickenshit.

dude sounds like hes really out for blood

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