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If a bitty beat me up with these, would it be considered assault or aggravated assault? http://i.imgur.com/QxvNqdS.jpg
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:didnt nyc do a mumbai type training scenario and came to the conclusion that first responders to that kind of attack were totally hosed? You mean 9-11?
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Apr 2, 2015 15:00
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For the last time, the sharpie stabber isn't real, it's just an excuse made up by homicide detectives to huff markers all day
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Apr 8, 2015 23:38
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-lands-gyrocopter-on-capitol-lawn/ Question: Whip, are you sad you didn't get to be a first responder to yet another Florida Man sighting?
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Apr 15, 2015 21:04
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:that guy is as black as me aka lily white breh SedanChair black
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May 1, 2015 02:53
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Someone felt their autism sense tingle ^^^
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May 12, 2015 20:16
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Reign Of Pain posted:Are all versions of public bribery felonies? Is there a misdemeanor one? I'm just wondering if maybe they're placing too much value on a rim job. Yeah, and I think the attractiveness (on a 1-10 scale) of the assailant should factor in as well. Like a 2 offering head should just be a $100 ticket for over playing your hand, while a 9 offering anal should be a minor felony because that poo poo is a legit temptation
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May 27, 2015 15:57
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Counterpoint: Bill Clinton owned. Old South Democrats are normally awesome because they're equal parts competent, carefree and corrupt. Joe Biden is an honorary one. Just like New England Republicans are normally pretty boss because they are (for the most part) just business men who don't put up any false pretenses to being in office just to make it easier for them to make money when they leave.
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Jun 17, 2015 23:19
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If I were a cop I'd just cite everyone with any bumper stickers. poo poo's gaudy and they deserve to be punished for it
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Jun 18, 2015 16:16
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Don't carry a gun? Wrong, don;t carry a handgun, just switch over the a shoulder sling and an SMG, I say
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Jun 19, 2015 16:14
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Sep 2, 2015 03:11
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Which one of you ha this tattoo?  e: My money is on Beanie
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Sep 2, 2015 17:33
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Na, I'm white butt this dude is loving albino Would you be willing to get this tattoo?
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Sep 2, 2015 18:25
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BexGu posted:Going back to the nurse jokes, where did the stereotype of cops dating nurse come from? Two groups of people that tend to be one sex that work odd hours while dealing with a given person worst day? It came from a poo poo load of cops banging/marrying nurses. I'm friends with 4 cops/deputies, 3 of them are married to nurses, one was married to one, now married to a teacher
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Sep 21, 2015 17:18
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Smiling Jack posted:Hail satan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4
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Oct 7, 2015 14:34
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Cop buddy of mine did a fairly large drug bust when they saw a seemingly abandoned 5th wheel on state land out in the boonies had some light in the windows around 1am. So he called in back up and the four of them knocked on the door, got no response, then just opened the door and saw a lot of "meth paraphernalia" and called in the crime scene guys. They spent a few hours trying to figure out who was making meth there, cartels, local dealers or whoever. Then one of the crime scene guys went to take a piss and saw a sharpie'd mural of a chubby girl sucking a dick, lovingly shaded and properly proportioned, and signed by the artist. Plain clothes picked the guy up that morning after he clocked in to start his shift at Taco Bell.
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Oct 13, 2015 16:26
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Gonna need to see that artwork I'll ask him at lunch tomorrow if he can share it with me
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Oct 13, 2015 16:51
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Smiling Jack posted:Any competent public defender should be able to get that thrown out in five minutes with a wrongful arrest lawsuit to boot. He wasn't arrested, just picked up for questioning
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Oct 13, 2015 17:34
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Meth trailer update: Guy who signed the artwork is buddies with the former owner of the trailer, and drew it before it was sold at auction. I can't have any pictures and the person who bought it at said auction paid cash and gave a false name, the current theory is Mexican Mafia were just using it on BLM land for some nefarious purpose (probably a drop point for smuggling drugs and people)
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Oct 15, 2015 22:56
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Two Finger posted:yeah can you run an arizona plate SMDFTB Lord, Boob 5'10" 162lbs BLN Hair BLU Eyes Age 33 Penis length 5.8 inches Organ Donor
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Oct 29, 2015 17:09
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buttcoinbrony posted:FTFY, everyone lies on their license application. My actual license has me listed at 145lbs, because I got it before I discovered how much fun NOT running was
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Oct 29, 2015 17:17
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Q: Seriously Whip, wtf?
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Nov 2, 2015 16:42
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:not saying she's hot, but I'd still hit Thats not really saying much, dude
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Nov 2, 2015 20:23
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I swear between kink-shaming Whip, Beanie's glorious sociopathy and Bernard getting cucked by a deformed chihuahua the cops in GiP are the funniest people on the internet
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Nov 2, 2015 22:03
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'd hit it. I'm sure that everyone in GiP has hosed worse
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Nov 4, 2015 17:20
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Branis posted:can we all agree that mexican food is better than indian food, and thats why america is better. I mean there's more to it than that, but it's still a pretty solid point, sure
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Nov 4, 2015 19:08
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Hezzy posted:i would kill for a chipotle to open near me i can't get a decent burrito fix As someone who lives near Mexico, thats not even a DECENT burrito, holmes
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Nov 4, 2015 20:54
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Chipotle is completely inoffensive fast food you loving nerds. It's fine fastfood, but it's not a great burrito
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Nov 5, 2015 03:24
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Look pal, you don't goto Chipotle to get a "great burrito" just like you don't goto Panda Express for a great General Tso's. This started because we were saying Mexican > Indian, he said the best he had was Chipotle, and I was pointing out how thats not even that good of a burrito. You're the one who came flying in here putting your cilantro where it doesn't belong and crying about the sanctity of fastfood bullshit, son
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Nov 5, 2015 03:52
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Two Finger posted:i like georgian Pulled pork?
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Nov 6, 2015 14:07
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Two Finger posted:apparently it's a georgian thing to mix pulled pork with barbecue sauce? i give no fucks poo poo owns hard if you have a better idea loving tell me and i'll experiment with it It's Georgia BBQ for sure. I grew up with it and my mom makes it every few months, it's how I still make ribs to this day. Just throw a rack in the slow cooker with a can of consomme, sea salt, cajun spice and some hot sauce and/or BBQ sauce, set it to low for 8 hours and it's perfect every time
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Nov 6, 2015 16:06
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MacPac posted:how eager are you to stuff some cocaine up your gum to check for authenticity when you make a big bust? A friend of mine who was a deputy has a GREAT story about this. I will attempt to recreate it as best I can When he was 15 and in high school, his civics class had to do mock trials, which for those who may not know, are when teachers have students act as agents of the US justice system, be they lawyers, judges, defendants, police or jury members, They give them a case to present, each side has to follow the rules of the judicial system and the jury has to make a verdict that the judge must deliver and ensure that it is within the restraints of the US constitution and it's laws. Very educational poo poo, honestly. My buddy, Gary, was the police officer who in this trial had to give testimony on behalf of the prosecution, who were pressing charges against the defendant for cocaine use and distribution. So his team, which was a few other kids playing lawyer and DA go home and make visual aides for the trial to show the jury because they wanted a good grade. So Gary gets stuck with making the coke to present as evidence. He mixes some baking soda, confection sugar and salt in a ziploc baggy and puts it in his backpack. He then places his backpack under his bed. Its a 3 day weekend so that following monday he goes out to hang out with friends while his mom is home with one of his aunts and they see an episode of Sally Jessy Raphael about kids on drugs and decide to toss their kids' rooms. In his room, his mom and aunt find his backpack and open it to see a baggy of white powder. They then test it on their gums, WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH COCAINE and decide thanks to the tingly freshness of the baking soda and the sweetness of the sugar that this must truly be the mana which fuels Charlie Sheen, Robert Downy Jr. and the entire porno industry. They wait for Gary to come home, staked out by the front door. Gary arrives home, unaware of anything. Right through the door his aunt punches him right in the loving jaw and ,with his aunt starts, screaming at him. "HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS IN TO MY HOME!" "ARE YOU DEALING!?" "YOUR LITTLE SISTERS LOOK UP TO YOU!" etc etc Gary is on the ground, dazed by a sucker punch and having no wherewithal to defend himself against accusations he wasn't the least bit ready for. Finally he sees his mother throwing the baggy on the counter and shouting before he realizes what has just happened. He desperately tries to explain to these two upper-middle-class irate black women all hopped up on daytime shock tv and white zinfandel. He has no success and they are getting more and more enraged at his perceived weak excuses. He finally gets his mom to call the Civics teacher to confirm his story. Luckily his civics teacher is home and calmly explains the situation to his mother, who has now become deeply embarrassed at her outright assault on her son. Gary is now breathing easy as his mom thanks the teacher and hangs up. His mother apologized to him from the bottom of her heart, but then his aunt piped up and ruined the moment "We still found those naked lady magazines in his closet."
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Cole posted:Yeah yeah yeah. I don't want to get into a debate about the shooting. My question is why would he say he thought a 12 year old was 18? Wouldn't that kill his credibility as an officer, which in turn would make it a lot harder for people to be on his side? Black people's age is the hardest thing to gauge fwiw
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Dec 2, 2015 02:41
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Smiling Jack posted:Anyone who wears a drop leg holster by choice instead of necessity is the kind of person who would suck dick for bus fare and then walk home. Fat people LOVE them
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Dec 17, 2015 13:18
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I wanna see a GiP buddy cop comedy where Hezzy and bernie team up with Beanie and Whip to stop a terror attack against the Queen during a visit to DC
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Dec 29, 2015 20:09
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Cole posted:And beanie's wife foils their plan They do a Point Break scene where Hezzy can't shoot the bad guy (Prince Charles in a Burka) and Whip just gibs him in one shot, looks over at Hezzy and says "Gotta use the sights dude." Also Mrs. Beanie is the actual detective finding out all the twists and turns of the plot because Beanie's too drunk, Whip's too fat, Bernie's too licentious and no one can understand Hezzy's accent
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Dec 29, 2015 20:13
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Got told by a South African buddy of mine that when they wanted to clear a whole nightclub out because there had been a fight or the owner hadn't paid the local Police Chief to stay open that they would empty several cans of CS gas in to the air conditioning intakes on the club roof and watch everyone pour outside. Capetown? There's like a 8 block radius of "The nice part" from my experience there.
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Branis posted:white people ruined africa Nah, they just ruined it in an orderly way.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I told my boss/buddy that the pepper spray came in the mail and he was like "what if you die?" Lol at civilian friends. Same thing I tell my girlfriend when she asks if I could get killed doing something "I've never been that lucky and have no reason to think that will be changing anytime soon"
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