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Booblord Zagats posted:If a bitty beat me up with these, would it be considered assault or aggravated assault? Sexual assault
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In my rural town, the only law enforcement is the County Sherrif, who usually doesn't patrol our area except during large events due to being so out of the way, and then there's the CHP and the National Park Rangers. The Rangers usually only ever give out tickets for illegal firewood gathering or campfires without a permit, but sometimes they give people speeding tickets on national forest roads and that's always funny to hear people whine about.
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Apr 3, 2015 18:30
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Captain Bravo posted:"Dispatch, call off the PD. These guys look like pussies, I think we can take them." I did ridealongs with a paid department in rural California and I can confirm this.
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May 3, 2015 20:33
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I'm like 90% sure sternum rubs are standard procedure for checking if someone is responsive to pain or not
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May 7, 2015 23:26
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What kind of a dick just drives by and records that poor cop instead of giving him a hand.
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Jul 1, 2015 09:49
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Isn't that part of the reason some states/western countries are pushing to make toy guns be clear plastic and also have an orange tip. At least that's the reason I heard for California trying (succeeding?) to do that. But anyway I was just thinking today how everyone in my shithole rural hometown hates copes despite the sherrif only showing up maybe twice a month at the most. Are there any county sherrif's in this thread. Is that a mostly rural area only thing or is that just everywhere and I'm the weird one for not hating police officers automatically.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:03
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 but with a marine helmet on
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Jul 4, 2015 17:12
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Durrr hah ha cops dont make a positive impact. I'm 30 and have never been pulled over but have written 10000 words about cops on the internet.
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Jul 28, 2015 07:50
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I read that
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Aug 4, 2015 04:31
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The number of medics who like to blur the lines between medical care and fistfight with drunks while on duty is awesome.
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Aug 5, 2015 10:07
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He might lose his street cred as a junkie piece of poo poo if he cooperates with the 5-0 though. Gotta think about that guys.
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Sep 16, 2015 17:58
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Is it considered weird to wear your vest daily. I remember one rear end in a top hat lady deputy always wearing a flak vest that looked like it was way too big for her, and I never saw any other deputy from any of the nearby counties wear one.
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Sep 20, 2015 01:41
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Its not like he was using it to stalk his ex-wife or something
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Oct 29, 2015 15:25
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Cole posted:I dunno but you would probably think I was weird if I said I'm getting Italian and got like... A Dominos pizza or something. I know people who insist that Taco Bell is Mexican and I live in California. People are just retarded
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Nov 5, 2015 02:57
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Got told by a South African buddy of mine that when they wanted to clear a whole nightclub out because there had been a fight or the owner hadn't paid the local Police Chief to stay open that they would empty several cans of CS gas in to the air conditioning intakes on the club roof and watch everyone pour outside. I'm slowly starting to the think the universe from Chappie where South Africa pays millions for police droids because people keep shooting RPGs and poo poo at cops is pretty much just 10 years from now
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-Troika- posted:How do any of you catch those annoying fucks on unmuffled crotchrockets who zoom up and down the streets at 3 AM? Just take their license plate and get them at home later, or what? Black rope across the street
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