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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Macadamia nuts are pretty good.

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
all-natural white pistachio nut

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

Macadamia nuts are pretty good.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Although TBQH cashews are pretty good.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
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any nut but the walnut

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Pierat posted:

any nut but the walnut

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Cashews are my favorite.

Brazil nuts are nice too.

Peanuts are dumb.

Walnuts are ok too.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
my gramma called brazil nuts friend of the family toes so i probably wont eat those

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nooner posted:

my gramma called brazil nuts friend of the family toes so i probably wont eat those

My grandmother asked a black person who worked at the grocery store where she could find the friend of the family toes in front of me while I was a kid. I was like :aaa:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Brazil nuts are nice too.

Peanuts are dumb.

Walnuts are ok too.

what in the gently caress is wrong with you

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
peanuts are not real nuts

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Troll Bridgington posted:

peanuts are not real nuts

Theyre legumes.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
do they still dye pistachios?

that used to be the only way id ever see them, but now I never do

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cashews i guess

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Otto von Ruthless posted:

do they still dye pistachios?

that used to be the only way id ever see them, but now I never do

WTF is a dyed pistachio? I've never seen that in my entire life.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
I only eat horse nuts. I harvest them myself with the power drill attachment.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



lol if you haven't moved onto pistachios already

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Otto von Ruthless posted:

do they still dye pistachios?

that used to be the only way id ever see them, but now I never do

Yeah. It denotes pistachios grown overseas.

Red is Turkey and Green is south America, if I remember right.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

WTF is a dyed pistachio? I've never seen that in my entire life.

It was a red dye, I have no clue why they did it or when exactly they stopped, but that used to be the way they were sold I dunno, 15 or 20 years ago

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Hobohemian posted:

My grandmother asked a black person who worked at the grocery store where she could find the friend of the family toes in front of me while I was a kid. I was like :aaa:

lol the south was the biggest troll on humanity in history

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Libelous Slander posted:

lol the south was the biggest troll on humanity in history

She is from Mexico. I honestly think it was a language thing because my family is ridiculously progressive. Like we were having parties in the 60's when someone came out as gay progressive.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Three Olives posted:

Macadamia nuts are pretty good.

plz don't feed them to ur doge

for some reason some of the more delicious and decadent treats for ppl are bad for the doge probably because allah hates them

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
More like


DEEZ NUTZ

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
allah also hates gays so gays should avoid macadamia nuts as well just to be safe

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
the nuts of a sweaty man, op

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Troll Bridgington posted:

peanuts are not real nuts

neither are Brazil nuts.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't know OP, what nut will you move to after Texas runs out of semen?

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Millie posted:

neither are Brazil nuts.

good, brazil nuts are dumb

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Corn nuts all the way

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
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Irrational Bees posted:

Corn nuts all the way

corn to the core

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

almonds are the one true nut, without them you might as well kill yourself.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
lotta almonds in California still OP

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Saalkin posted:

almonds are the one true nut, without them you might as well kill yourself.


almonds are a drupe you tard. what an epic self own

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
Maybe we should stop milking almonds.

Because almond milk is loving stupid.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Millie posted:

Maybe we should stop milking almonds.

Because almond milk is loving stupid.

what else will I mix with my daily cleanse smoothie? soy?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Millie posted:

Maybe we should stop milking almonds.

Because almond milk is loving stupid.

soy milk is way better imo

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i only drink the milk of lactating japanese fetish models

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
as long as they're salty I'll put them in my mouth OP.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Troll Bridgington posted:

what else will I mix with my daily cleanse smoothie? soy?

Egg whites.

Soy milk is :gay:

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fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

She is from Mexico. I honestly think it was a language thing because my family is ridiculously progressive. Like we were having parties in the 60's when someone came out as gay progressive.

:bravo:

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