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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gas thread, ban op

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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


already ashamed by this thread, smdh

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Kai Tave posted:

What do you call a Beholder without any eyes?
A gas spore.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
A wizard melts down a bunch of clock parts to make an army of 50 foot tall Iron Golems.

when his fellow wizards hear his process, they can't believe how he did it. "Metal Gears?!?!" one exclaims incredulously

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

A Call of Cthulhu character walks into a bar, sees a black man and makes a Sanity roll.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


paradoxGentleman posted:

A Call of Cthulhu character walks into a bar, sees a black man and makes a Sanity roll.

Fails the roll and realizes that HE was the black man all along.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

A wizard melts down a bunch of clock parts to make an army of 50 foot tall Iron Golems.

when his fellow wizards hear his process, they can't believe how he did it. "Metal Gears?!?!" one exclaims incredulously

Captain Foo posted:

gas thread, ban op

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Two Red dragon bros are sitting outside a cave talking about their day of pillaging and havok. One of them sees a female Gold dragon fly by.

"Bro, check out the big chest on that babe!" says the first.

"That's cool, but I'm more of a Brass man," says the second.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Captain Foo posted:

gas thread, ban op

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's a chat thread, just talk about something else. It's not hard.

Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

The Spider Clan is the best and most playable clan in L5R

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a chat thread, just talk about something else. It's not hard.
PROBATION 4/1/15 07:02pm FactsAreUseless Derailing the chat thread. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Mormon Star Wars posted:

The Spider Clan is the best and most playable clan in L5R

Spider Clan, Spider Clan, Void infested Spider Clan...

Wait, that's not right. I know poo poo all about L5R.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mormon Star Wars posted:

The Spider Clan is the best and most playable clan in L5R
Scorpion, Crane once you realize they're just the Scorpion.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Well I THOUGHT we were having fun on April Fool's, but serious elfgame chat only I guess

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

We can do both, everybody chill.
Here's something to discuss for the serious business crowd: is there an RPG that you just enjoy reading the manual of?

I love the way Monsters and Other Childish Things is written; Benjamin Baugh writes so well, I would get self conscious if I were to play that game, because how the hell do I top that?

paradoxGentleman fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 2, 2015

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


So I was wondering what kind of system would be best suited for 'puckish rogues' performing a systemic takeover of organized crime in a city, possibly with super powers.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Two Red dragon bros are sitting outside a cave talking about their day of pillaging and havok. One of them sees a female Gold dragon fly by.

"Bro, check out the big chest on that babe!" says the first.

"That's cool, but I'm more of a Brass man," says the second.
Dragons with mammary glands? :stonkhat:

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
No, no, no, nothing so grotesque. The humor in that joke is derived from the ridiculous idea that chromatic and metallic dragons would engage in miscegenation.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Halloween Jack posted:

Dragons with mammary glands? :stonkhat:

Wha? No, she just has a well defined pectoral region on her forelegs. Some dragons are into that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

grassy gnoll posted:

No, no, no, nothing so grotesque. The humor in that joke is derived from the ridiculous idea that chromatic and metallic dragons would engage in miscegenation.
Dem bards is miscegenated! :bahgawd:

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Halloween Jack posted:

Dragons with mammary glands? :stonkhat:

The joke fails to mention that she is carrying a chest full of gold in her front paws. Dragons are notoriously attracted to wealth.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Halloween Jack posted:

Dem bards is miscegenated! :bahgawd:

Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. Delmar's been rezzed.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Kwyndig posted:

Wha? No, she just has a well defined pectoral region on her forelegs. Some dragons are into that.

Crossfit dragon

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's a chat thread, just talk about something else. It's not hard.

ok we don't have to gas the thread but we should still ban the op

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

"That's an interesting set of requirements for a prestige class. What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrats!"

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
We could always respond seriously to fakeposts about storygames again.





One time storygames made me get in touch with my feelings and that turned me gay.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

ok we don't have to gas the thread but we should still ban the op

FAU is a member of the SEX loving gang and under my protection.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Nuns with Guns posted:

We could always respond seriously to fakeposts about storygames again.





One time storygames made me get in touch with my feelings and that turned me gay.

I don't think "gay" is a proper synonym for "a mediocre-at-best poster"

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
I can't think of a good joke, but the punchline is GURPS.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Captain Foo posted:

I don't think "gay" is a proper synonym for "a mediocre-at-best poster"

I would try to counter this by bragging about how my girlfriend supports me but then I remembered my girlfriend is just a three-ring binder filled with my homebrew Apocalypse World playbooks :smith:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


A good post.

Nuns with Guns posted:

I would try to counter this by bragging about how my girlfriend supports me but then I remembered my girlfriend is just a three-ring binder filled with my homebrew Apocalypse World playbooks :smith:

binders full of battlebabes

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Knock knock
Who's there?
Gareth-Michael
Gareth-Michael who?
(Four years elapse. No punchline.)

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

moths posted:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Gareth-Michael
Gareth-Michael who?
(Four years elapse. No punchline.)

:holymoley:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Evil Mastermind posted:

"That's an interesting set of requirements for a prestige class. What do you call it?"

"The Aristocrats!"

This is my favorite

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

moths posted:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Gareth-Michael
Gareth-Michael who?
(Four years elapse. No punchline.)

:sbahj:

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Mike Mearls.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Error 404 posted:

I can't think of a good joke, but the punchline is GURPS.

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Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe
Please tell me GURPS Asparagus is a real thing.

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