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FactsAreUseless posted:Post your favorite jokes, japes, jests, and general jocularity in this thread. and that's kobold's name was Trayvon. Wait, am I in the wrong D&D again?
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For 10 long years he'll count the days.
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black potus posted:what are dads for if not punching weird old nerds It like the explanation point on darwinian selection. Serious post, like plut said, I know no one here would do that, BUT DON'T DO THAT, my sister was a social worker that had to clear up a mess that started as a brawl on the dad's boardgame night. Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 3, 2015 |
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Apr 3, 2015 21:45
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"Exalted" would also be an acceptable answer.
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Apr 4, 2015 09:23
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Ferrnius essentially did the lovely fantasy RPG shill equivalent of the navy seal rant.
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Apr 7, 2015 03:47
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So, what IS Gary Gygax's greatest legacy to Exalted design and the white wolf legacy?
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Apr 7, 2015 04:21
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Then later exalted added dwarves back in anyways.
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Apr 7, 2015 06:35
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Tolkien didn't invent dwarves, the word dwarf or the condition known as dwarvism. The ones that live underground and mine poo poo and get into fights with subterranean horrors are pretty Tolkien and also what Exalted added to their game.
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halfprice books used to have a great one until they got hit with a tidal wave of thrown away D20 poo poo, they were suffering from that years after the rest of the hobby started picking the pieces.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:45
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Port Augusta can't be THAT bad, can it, I mean aside from it appearing to be a suburb of Adelaide.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:10
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Aw c'mon that ain't even trying.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:19
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I didn't know they were still making Synnibar splats.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:11
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I an the random gear in the bottom left mudhut.
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Apr 12, 2015 10:02
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I think they mean Zybourne Clock as concept/meme rather than uh, a game. Its like Idea Guy personified.TheLovablePlutonis posted:Yet it was the best goon project made in 10+ years of history. swap.avi was actually completed.
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I think we should clarify, Zybourne Clock was the greatest goon project where goons were not physically endangered, endangering others, or covered in poo poo.
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Apr 13, 2015 21:52
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True that, it just probably could have drawn inspiration from other areas such as goon jungle death camp.
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Apr 13, 2015 21:56
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Goon buys 100 acres of Hawaiian jungle and ropes his wife and other goons to travel across oceans to labor for free to build his dream yoga hut/cult compound. Despondency, horrible sanitation, and biblical plagues ensue. The original Fyad Commentary
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Yes, there's groverhaus which has already been discussed to death and also the goon who was a camp counselor and spent $10,000+ clearcutting a old growth carolina forest to build a zipline that, when goons did the math, would end with a child traveling over 700ft at 45+mph at 3gs of force where they would be stopped by a telephone pole.
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Apr 13, 2015 22:30
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I dunno, I presume FYAD at all is someplace you walk into and the Cheers theme starts playing and then you realize people are painting the walls in their own poo poo.
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ProfessorCirno posted:The death of the people who grew up in the 50's. So sometime around 2030. (This rapidly increasing longevity has major downsides, foremost of which is grumpy ancient dudes get to voice their opinion forever)
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Wait, wait, this is the thing about bat nipples, right?
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Apr 15, 2015 17:38
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I call shenanigans, none of those holographs on his desk are anime and/or porn. Captain Foo posted:Pbp uber alles I will never have to hear that dude pretending to be an elf princess. And vice versa. Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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Apr 16, 2015 00:26
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Apr 16, 2015 00:28
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Ningyou posted:oh my god This isn't the Exalted thread.
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Apr 22, 2015 12:06
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Ningyou posted:the gently caress it isn't Since you seem down with purple prose I'm just gonna call you a black hearted fiend.
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Apr 22, 2015 13:53
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Heavy Lobster posted:How dare you besmirch the good name of Exalted: Third Edition She only looks 16, but she's actually 3000 yeasr old. And she literally eats babys...yeah.
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Captain Foo posted:may day? in america? commie!!!! (nobody gets the day off for anything) Labor day was specifically invented to avoid may day being a thing due to its socialist connotations.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:38
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Hey, how do you let bad players and GMs down softly? I'm not talking catpissers, I'm talking about dudes who legit try and want to do well but are not very bright. After years and years of explanations by multiple people on how best to handle things they still can't hold a campaign together. No gaming is better than bad gaming but bad gaming being done by people who really really want to be doing good gaming is kind of painful to kick to the curb, especially after years of instruction and tips. How do I let them down softly and suggest we keep the group together but play board games instead? (They are great to be around and I don't want to burn this friend group, I just don't want to play elfgames with them.)
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Sounds like you are an rear end in a top hat and they are actually going to kick you out so no worry! Hey, it hasn't happened to you yet so i think I got pretty good odds. But yeah, "fun" is being had in the "well, I got nothing better to do so time to show up, smile, and slowly die inside" while several of us exchange glances that maybe we can hurry this round up so we can break up for pizza. Its fun the way old people in a catholic marriage is 'fun'. So yeah, I'm going to bow out. Thanks all. Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Not that I'm saying bowing out is a bad idea, but if you don't mind, could you elaborate more on what's being run badly about these games? Big ideas that don't pan out. GM forgetting what he's doing mid sentence (When I say "not very bright" I mean "mild learning disabilities"+mental health issues which is another reason I don't want to be cruel) and going on a random tangent. High concepts that devolve into dungeon crawls using a slightly different map than we used last time, despite us putting together a collection of different maps and prestatted enemies to throw into any of them. The elf part of the elfgaming is hard, so I think we'd just do better with board games. Plus none of us like talking in first person and use third person to talk about what the PCs are doing (Basically there's no IC, just OOC descriptions of what we're about to do) so its just a slightly dressed up version of "Pawn to c2" Also, this is uncharitable and mean of me but one of the players has a lazy eye and it just drives me NUTS.
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GrizzlyCow posted:Just say, "Hey, I'm not having fun any longer, so I'm just going to sit this out." Buy some beer and pizza beforehand to smooth out any hurt feelings if they are a little sensitive. For maximum gentle touch, tell your GM first and talk it out like adults. This way your GM won't miss you when you're gone. Hell, you might even convince them to play one of your board games! Or not. Sounds good. We'll see how it goes. Len posted:I want to play a PbP but all the ones that pop up in the recruitment thread are for systems I own and barely know or have no idea how to play and I feel like I would drag the game down not knowing what I'm doing ): Find the IRC channel the GM/players lurk on, there's usually one, asking "hey, I'm new, not too familiar with the game but interested." If there isn't just mention that in the OOC/Recruit thread. And any group worth playing with is going to help you out. As anxious as you may be about joining a new group the (smart) groups are also worried about becoming one of those inbred groups full of miserable regulars. Fresh blood is vital. Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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