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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
bbc celebrities over the age of 50

all of them

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Kelsey Grammer, although maybe he just plays pedophiles, I dunno.

John Rhys-Davies is an old, goony, conservative British man with terrible hair and a sad beard, so it's probably safe to assume that he has personally touched the butt of every underage boy in Wales.

Do the Duggars qualify as celebrities?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Gabriel Pope posted:


John Rhys-Davies is an old, goony, conservative British man with terrible hair and a sad beard, so it's probably safe to assume that he has personally touched the butt of every underage boy in Wales.


i got mad at this but then i thought about it for a little bit

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

David Copperfield posted:

bbc celebrities over the age of 50

all of them

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Adolf Hitler loved little blue eyed boys, its in a jewel song so it must be true

old chubbyknees
Jul 10, 2006
Who bez?
Jimy savle

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Gabriel Pope posted:

Do the Duggars qualify as celebrities?

Didn't the dad make out with his daughter to teach her how to kiss?

Sick fucks.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the jellybean king

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Apparently Kevin Spacey is a pedo human being who can't stop molesting underage male actors.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Hulk hogan is def. a peed

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

David Copperfield posted:

bbc celebrities over the age of 50

all of them

Those two older blokes on top gear look dodgy as gently caress and would easily be able to pick up young lads in a porsche or whatever

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Alan Moore wouldn't surprise me

actually a lot of men in the comics industry wouldn't surprise me either

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
stanly kubrick

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jesus christ superstar

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mohammed

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

robert fripp imo. seems like a dirty and weird old man

bowie probably. same with most people associated with glam rock

other suggestions welcom

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

stanly kubrick

these are your suggestiions

added you to my "you suck" list

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
home alone era mccauley culkin

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Gabriel Pope posted:

John Rhys-Davies is an old, goony, conservative British man with terrible hair and a sad beard, so it's probably safe to assume that he has personally touched the butt of every underage boy in Wales.

If you watch the LoTR movies with the cast audio on, his sections just reveal he's only into hardcore thespians/hollywood starlets. He makes the point of taking inspiration from jerking over Julie Christie in how he approached the Gimli-Galadriel scene.

In the rest of the cast audio he just slobbers over the older actors and recites hollywood lore. He's a true Thespophile, if you will.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

prince charles rogered me bum

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
he rogered a lot of prime rear end, to be fair

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Thomas Jefferson liked them young and black

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Egbert Souse posted:

Thomas Jefferson liked them young and black

jefferson was worse than a pedo.

controversial statement but i think genociding indians is worse than diddling kids. at least aatrek never forced anyone to march the trail of tears (pretty sure)

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

red19fire posted:

Yeah, I think he even admits it on Behind The Music, but like waves it off as 'she didn't tell me she was 16 until afterwards so yeah the 70s were wild, maaaaaan' then wrote a song about it.

I think his daughter also did an interview where she said she would have sleepovers in high school and he would hit on her 15-17 year old friends, and succeeded a few times.

Basically, rich white men live in a consequence-free environment.
Courtney Love was uncomfortably forced into admitting that she blew him when she was twelve and she didn't have breasts yet

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

A misanthrope posted:

jefferson was worse than a pedo.

controversial statement but i think genociding indians is worse than diddling kids. at least aatrek never forced anyone to march the trail of tears (pretty sure)
That's Andrew Jackson you fuckin mestizo turkey jerky

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Whatev posted:

Courtney Love was uncomfortably forced into admitting that she blew him when she was twelve and she didn't have breasts yet

go on

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
That's about the size of it. It weren't no Bill Cosby style accusation. She was being dodgy on Howard Stern and got pressed on it. Seemed viscerally repulsed by the memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumlsfMCEpw

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
well i didn't expect to feel terrible for courtney love today :smith:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


David Copperfield posted:

well i didn't expect to feel terrible for courtney love today :smith:
seriously, she didn't have tits when she was 12? poor girl

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
Guy Fieri. He promises them flavortown and all they get is buggery.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Egbert Souse posted:

Thomas Jefferson liked them young and black

except Sally Hemmings was only like 1/8th black.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

jefferson was worse than a pedo.

controversial statement but i think genociding indians is worse than diddling kids. at least aatrek never forced anyone to march the trail of tears (pretty sure)

why don't you marry aatrek if you love him so much

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Kuato posted:

That guy from ferris bueller/mom dad saved the world is probably one.

that dude was convicted of it and had to live with his mum by court order

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
THEYRE NOT BLUE~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TRBwKFfJv4

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



also peter sarsguard

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i would believe mitt romney sexually assaults very young children in a mormon temples inner sanctum but only if he makes them wear mitt romney masks during

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