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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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It wamp, and it stomp

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Chichevache posted:

Wilson gonna stack cash so high Jimmy Graham will have to come help him build the peak of Money Mountain.

Late but... comics featuring little Wilson riding Giant Graham's shoulders need to occur.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Yessssssssssssssssssssss

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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They should just amend it to:

These are the scenario's in which you get comp picks*

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

* - Unless you made the play-offs, gently caress dynasties.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
"She was in our pipeline for a while"

Euphemism?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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I can't wait to see John Fox lighting her up on the sideline while she looks across the field at the developing play, not even acknowledging the verbal abortions being flung at her ear.

America will see it and Fox will finally be forced to shut the gently caress up.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

i dont think a female ref is a good idea as the sport is already dangerous enough and she might attract bears

I read somewhere that they can smell the menstruation.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

football fuckerman posted:

I like the idea of looking at someone and just going "I need answer"

Oh, you mean she's not Russian?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Nobody hates Anime truly, I don't think, they only hate people who identify with it and truly, who can blame them?

While I do distance myself from people identify with anime, I also have a rich hate for a lot of anime.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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Raku posted:

I just want to note for posterity I refused to participate in this.

*writes in a ledger* "Raku did not publicly poo poo on anime."

Got it, thanks, Rak!

HappyHelmet posted:

I thought he was really bad actually? Like he should be a 2nd stringer on the Cardinals kinda bad. Any Bucs fans care to weigh in?

Glennon is probably the best Buccs QB of the last 6-7 years.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Apr 5, 2015

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
gently caress, double post

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

Shut the gently caress up about Battlestar Galactica.

Nice resurrection post, did you die while everyone was discussing it and just now wake up in the tank?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Burger Trench posted:

God he's such a mouth-breather.



In his defense, he's watching a hotdog vendor pour chili on a foot-long in this picture.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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DrKennethNoisewater posted:

A year after he leaves the league for good he's either going to be 150 lb or 500 lb. There will be no in between.

I bet he looks like James Van Der Beek under all that.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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A Man and his dog posted:

He looks like a fat piece of poo poo who just rolled out of bed and is about to eat a meatball parm hero.

:btroll:

There goes my hero

Watch him as he goes

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Good for him.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Kalli posted:

Blount suspended for the season opener for his part in the smoking some great weed with Bell when he was on the Steelers.

Was he ever really a Steeler?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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I know he had a contract with the Steelers, but I'm not convinced he wasn't sent there to corrupt the young Bell and turn him to the dark side.

Emperor Belichick has many servants, this was one of them...

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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The game owned, it owned hard, and it owned EVEN HARDER in our minds because the Broncos/Seahawks Superbowl from the previous year was complete garbage.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Alouicious posted:

Aqib Talib might be in troubleeeeeeeeeeeee

Rebecca Lopez ‏@rlopezwfaa 33m33 minutes ago
Dallas PD sources say Denver Broncos CB Aqib Talib & his brother are under investigation for an agg assault early this AM at a nightclub.

What a dipshit.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Sour Diesel posted:

i wonder what falcons fans think of the last drive in the nfccg

We think incidental contact is all that's allowed inside 5 yards of the line of scrimmage and that loving linebacker held/mugged Roddy and it absolutely should have been called.

I also think that Tony G was wide open in the end zone but the OC called a no-read crossing pattern...

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

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Grimey Drawer

Coldforge posted:

I don't know what you're talking about, this is the only play that matters :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLsN6G-Mv_8

Wrong game.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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It wamp, and it stomp

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I was gonna go see American Sniper when my wife and daughter went out of town for their spring break.

I watched like a season of GoT instead and played entirely too much Destiny, because that's the America I support.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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It wamp, and it stomp

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Parmesan Basil posted:

I bet you wept when you saw that movie.

I know you wept when Alex Smith was traded to KC.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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blue squares posted:

I enjoyed American Sniper as an action movie and pretended it was fiction. Entertaining flick about a horrible person

Yes, but is it football?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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To get us off the topics that make me pay too much attention to football in the first place.

Le'Veon Bell facing 3 game suspension for doin' a J

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Intruder posted:

It's pretty cool that we all seem to be in agreement that Chris Kyle was a lovely dude since it means we can easily move on and talk about football again instead of cheerleading this topic any further

I don't know anything about him but the big stuff and I think all people are lovely. I'd white knight him, but as I pointed out, people arguing about stupid poo poo is what makes me such a sports enthusiast in the first place. Tuned out listening to talk radio and reading internet news and started frequenting TFF, Falcoholic, and listening the sports talk radio instead.

If I'm gonna argue about something, might as well be something with no consequences or meaning. So lets all do the right thing, forget all this nonsense we have no control over, and lets go all 7 rounds of an imaginary NFL mock draft, damnit!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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football fuckerman posted:

i've never smoked weed

That explains a lot, actually.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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football fuckerman posted:

Browns sign Rob Housler

Still want them to draft Maxx Williams if possible in the second round because, Maxx

Man, I wanted Housler in Atlanta. But no, we got Moeaki No Knees and Song as Old as Tamme

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Weed is really really bad to do. Whoops, I meant to say the other one: weed is good. Or did I mean it's bad all along? I don't remember. The world may never know. In conclusion, that is too much money to pay Colin Kaepernick.

Knocked it out of the park.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Moxie posted:

Last time the Steelers team MVP was suspended to start the next season ended in a Super Bowl run.

With Brady freshly sated, the Bronco's in shambles... The Steelers might very well make it to the AFCCG.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Intruder posted:

That's a top notch pitchface

He always looks like that. It's a condition called Pitchy-resting face.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Parmesan Basil posted:

I got a second hand high once and I hallucinated a little while driving home in the dark so gently caress that forever.

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

Weed doesn't cause hallucinations, typically, your buddy was lacin'.

Kalli posted:

Hey hon, what do you think of these pumps?



Some prominent Bills poster needs a new av.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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He looks like he's got one of those Alien mouth things ready to pop out and annihilate some poor colonist.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Spoeank posted:

Sam Bradford and everyone of value on the 49ers?

I get so much enjoyment from your self-deprecating schtick, Spoeank.

I'd call it shadenfreude, but I think you're enjoying this as much as I am.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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gently caress the Steelers and everything, but Troy Polamalu owns.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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There's an Edgar Allen Poe joke to be made here.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Chilichimp posted:

There's an Edgar Allen Poe joke to be made here.


Kalli posted:

Quoth the Raven: Lenore deeply regrets her role in the incident.

You did not disappoint.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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old dog child posted:

Check him out in The Good Guys. His character is supposed to be a huge dork and he plays it perfectly! :monocle: e: or don't. It was cancelled after 1 season but I liked it.

The show was legit as gently caress and I murdered the guy that pulled the plug on it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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Shath Hole posted:

You're cute

No he's not.

Ryan is a huge dork, and he's not better than "Prime" Brees, but Brees isn't in his prime anymore, rookie Winston is going to be an interception machine, and Cam is still Cam which is good, but not better than Matt Ryan. Thanks for playing, FB69.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

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effectual posted:

I thought Rivers said he'd retire when the Chargers move next year.

But there is another...

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Sounds like Clockwork Orange

I wonder if there is a porno called "A Cockwork Orange"

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