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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

Jeremy Maclin 2014 receiving DYAR: 224
all 7 2014 Chiefs WRs combined DYAR (sum not mean): 1

Man I wonder what the reason for this could be? It's totally weird!

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

I know, I'd kill to have Foles or Sanchez throwing to Bowe, AJ Jenkins, Wilson and Hemingway.

You forgot Avery and Avant.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

shiksa posted:

so did the rest of the league, so big whoop.

They were our #2 dudes at various points in time so they were p. important imho

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

A Man and his dog posted:

Lol you root for the Chiefs

And you're a racist.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I hope the new female ref just trucks someone who runs into her. That would own and be good. I also hope she makes a controversial but ultimately correct call that makes people here mad so we can separate the sexists from the good posters!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Anime: it's good!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Man, the one day I'm not around and people bring up Eyeshield 21. No one even talked about the "Joe Montana is the man closest to God" panel.


In real football news, Chase Daniel is still a Chief. Good thing I didn't bet against that!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Seeing rumors that the Browns are done with Manziel. Whatever we do, we need to make sure Elway doesn't get his filthy mitts on the poor boy! It would be a disaster!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Cruel and Unusual posted:

I'd love it. I like getting angry at the weird rituals the kids do.

Also, a list of the most represented college on each NFL roster. Eagles and Patriots aren't too surprising.



this just makes me sad about Berry again

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Elephanthead posted:

So Titans trying to drum up interest in buying their draft pick by saying they are considering trading it for Cutler plus the Bears first round pick and the Bears will take Mariotta. A blatant attempt to try and fleece the Eagles? How much less could Cutler care about football playing for the Titans?

Where are you seeing this?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Volkerball posted:



this fuckin guy. what did you do to him, chiefs?

Wow, some of those fuckers are being rude as hell. If this were my Instagram account, there would be lots of blocking and reporting!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Everyone in the gdt was calling the game complete garbage like 10 minutes in lmao

There were also a lot of bad posters going about tits like a bunch of gross teenagers.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

Wake me up when Peyton gets arrested because literally no other player on that team matters

Elway would get him out of it anyway.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

I was rooting so hard against the Saints

Me too, back when Peyton wasn't a traitor to the NFL.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

hashtag It Was DPI

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Sour Diesel posted:

yea torrey smith had an obvious one not called for him that negated a touchdown

it was bullshit

Let's not even talk about deer antler spray either

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

It was pretty awesome for fans of other AFC West teams

It may also be the least just Super Bowl ever. I'm struggling to think of any as evil as that one and that's considering Elway was in like four.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chichevache posted:

Seahawks vs. Patriots, regardless of the outcome.

Please. Hawks aren't even in the top ten. Pats are only the sixth worst. Both teams put together aren't as bad as Warren Sapp. It's like you're not even trying.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

A Man and his dog posted:

Lol I'm not gonna get into DnD chat with you guys but man its beautiful how the three of you basically hate everything in life.

I bet you wept when you saw that movie.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chilichimp posted:

I know you wept when Alex Smith was traded to KC.

I believe someone can quote my reaction here.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chilichimp posted:

To get us off the topics that make me pay too much attention to football in the first place.

Le'Veon Bell facing 3 game suspension for doin' a J

Good. A player on an evil team cannot be allowed to escape justice any more than they already do.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I got a second hand high once and I hallucinated a little while driving home in the dark so gently caress that forever.

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

No shut up

Be ready

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

The good news is that it won't be your team that trades for him!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

SPOILER THAT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

Please respect SA2K's need for a content warning. I share an Elway trigger with him and we both need to be warned when a picture of his evil face is posted. Tia

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

HappyHelmet posted:

I like how Seattle is just straight up playing the AFC West this year in preseason. The annual Oakland game is par for the course, but I can't remember them going that far before.

longing for the days of being in an actually good division, I imagine

j/k the NFC West purged some of it's more problematic elements this offseason so you guys aren't so bad.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Polumalu is retiring per Schefter.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
kalli you are cool

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Winston as a Bug is truly tragic. This assuredly gets them a top ten ranking for evil teams imo

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Look. At. Meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why, what are you doing?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MonsterWalk posted:

He's the most boring qb I the league. He's a bread sandwich.

This is untrue and I think you know who I'm thinking about.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Moxie posted:

Maybe the entire afc west goes 3-13

We play both Norths so at least three teams will have a losing record

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
No one has ever edited my posts which is why they are so good imho

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Raku posted:

The Patriots should offer to buy Michael Vick's limbs and attach them to Brady's torso

Quick someone make a thread about making the perfect Frankenstein QB

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ehud posted:

the arm of Jay Cutler
the attitude of Jay Cutler
the mind of Jay Cutler
the legs of Jay Cutler
th

Just put bolts on his neck and let him play.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

So Bradford to Cleveland is a done deal I take it.

You see, I'm saying this because rumors during this part of the pre-draft process are usually to be taken with a grain of salt due to the amount of misinformation that tends to spread!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Zypher posted:

False. Gronk would be the greatest mod in TFF history.

Hell, give him Ralp's job

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

nrr posted:

I don't see either the 1st or 2nd pick in that list

Both are staying home with their family. McKinney over Kendricks and Tomlinson over Cann is interesting. Do they know something we don't?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Coldforge posted:

Tomlinson is really good? McKinney is the obligatory comedy option.

Yeah, but he's #2 behind Cann to most people.

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MonsterWalk posted:

The Browns new unis are bad.



oh no. not good

Still better than the Bucs and Broncos imo

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