NFL N/V April: Roger Goodell gets got in Chiraq

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davecrazy posted:

Wow the experience of a lifetime!!!!!!!!

I smell a job for PFTCommenter

# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 23:10

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:01

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Imagine if Tom Brady did the same lame superman celebration every time he scored

# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 23:57

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Menamino posted:

TFF, I know you've been constantly asking yourselves, what's J-Load up to? Well wonder no more.

https://vine.co/v/OlpdKUiz5VO

this man has a ring. as a quarterback.

I still think he was flat out better than Eli

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 05:06

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I just want to note for posterity I refused to participate in this.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 15:09

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HappyHelmet posted:

I thought he was really bad actually? Like he should be a 2nd stringer on the Cardinals kinda bad. Any Bucs fans care to weigh in?

If he actually wasn't terrible then this drafting jameis thing could blow up worse than I thought

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 15:52

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Dattserberg posted:

Cooper was fantastic. Watch it as a character study about a broken man and it's pretty drat good.

Yeah it doesn't work any other way. Like clearly Eastwood thinks it doesn't matter if he was telling the entire truth because even if he was he's loving broken.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 16:24

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The Patriots should offer to buy Michael Vick's limbs and attach them to Brady's torso

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 20:48

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I'd pick sexual assault over an actual rape too

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:20

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http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/04/as_trial_approaches_former_tid.html

Kind of think it's bullshit Rolando McClain got suspended for pulling his arm away from a cop that approached him (in a crowd) from behind, much less charged with resisting arrest.

Like generally you have to run, or fight back, or struggle in any way. Even in Alabama. Never go to Decatur y'all.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 00:03

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

its actually going to be brady

this would especially own since it would mean to Peyton never getting his second ring, only to have Brady show up and immediately win a superbowl with that very team, confirming what we all already knew

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 19:30

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Bad Moon posted:

Unsacastically good job having this come out right before the draft to tank his position and cost him money by her lawyer gently caress that piece of poo poo and the college and cops who let him skate

it's not going to cost him his position, or do anything

the only good thing about this case is at least it never got far enough for double jeopardy to kick in

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 02:39

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Metapod posted:

are you talking about the civil case? if so double jeopardy doesn't crossover from criminal to civil cases

I mean that they can still bring criminal charges up later because it's not like he was acquitted.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 02:52

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What are the chances the Buccs can just take Cooper first so they have the best pair of wide receivers in the league, and then trade the rest of their draft for Matt Ryan or something because gently caress Jameis jfc

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 18:06

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Dattserberg posted:

Man I really liked Cooper in college but I have no idea why I just don't see him as this top 5, game changer receiver in the NFL. I'm probably wrong here but I would think you'd want some physical freak in that spot if you're taking a WR.

I'm not saying to make him win games by himself like he's Randy Moss, I'm saying so him, Mike Evans, and Vincent Jackson can win games by themselves

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 18:35

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Someone change Mel's name to something related to Judas

All I Do Is Lose

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 14:40

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Ehud posted:

the only ginger I like

He's not smearing ice cream on his face

He's scraping off the false skin to show the true whiteness beneath

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 21:32

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Packers/Bears on thanksgiving is great because the only way the Bears stand a chance is if the Packers have too much to eat and start napping

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 19:39

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

Looking forward to that car being sold at a repo auction in 6 years

Eddie Lacy will never starve so long as Tuscaloosa isn't consumed by the waters of our rising oceans

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 20:59

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Ah so threatening a woman's life is worth 2.5 games a count, thanks for clearing that one up Rog

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 21:30

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Tom Brady not giving RG3 advice is like Warren Buffet telling a hobo that he can't give away his secrets to success

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 05:14

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As a girl she's going to have a hard time making the team so you better start her on PEDs by the end of the week

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 16:49

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

An entire generation of children are going to grow up not seeing Goatse. That's just wrong.

Not mine

I'm going to hang it on the ceiling above the crib

Hell I might even print it out and take it to the hospital so it's the first thing they see

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 19:11

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Just realized I would vote for President Bellichick so fast my arm would fall off

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 20:15

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Spoeank posted:

The State of the Union address

"We're on to World War IV"

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 20:17

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evilweasel posted:

we've decided alabama is past its prime and have traded it to Russia for some siberian territory we view as a good developmental prospect

*moves capital to New Brunswick*

*trudges out to speak before UN in a short sleeved hoodie*

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 20:29

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Spoeank posted:

So Gronk fails

Gronk saves her by chugging her drink

Sharper stares, terrified as the potion has no effect

Then Gronk knocks up the president's daughter

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 13:48

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Blitz7x posted:

I hope Michael Crabtree and Trent Richardson tear up the league both ironically and unironically

Richardson will, but Cooper will keep Crabtree from getting any targets

Roll drat raiders

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 18:59

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

But they still live in Wisconsin

just like Aaron Rodgers :smug:

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 19:40

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Cowboys need to get Adrian Peterson and then bait him and Greg Hardy into killing each other

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 19:56

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Jerome Agricola posted:

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5161/sam-bradford

Chip going for Mariota, suprises no one

gonna be great when Tebow beats him out

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 20:04

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Metapod posted:

2pt conversion specialist

Football needed Tebow so badly it invented a position for him to play

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 04:46

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

We need a Gronk/Watt sitcom stat

the silence in the air when Gronk asks if they can play chicks

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 05:51

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Is there a TFF preferred beverage of choice for draft day? I feel I don't have enough liquor at home.

high grade whiskey drank from the barrels of a shotgun

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 18:36

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Tannehill is the middle-of-the-road quarterback that Miami deserves.

Tannehill is one of the best quarterback situations of any non-superbowl-ready team

And who the gently caress knows what they might manage with Suh and whatever else they've cobbled together

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 01:48

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Athanatos posted:

How many times does ESPN work Tebow into the conversation tonight? 10?

Less than Manziel cuz the Browns are going to be making moves

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 16:48

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Gatts posted:

What if the Eagles get Mariota but Tebow is undeniably better and the starter?

If?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 16:51

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gonna be awkward when nobody shows up to shake roger goodboy's paw

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 17:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:01

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Goetta posted:

She seems willing to be there to boot

You know he doesn't drag them kicking and screaming, he drugs them

# ¿ May 1, 2015 04:58

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