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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Bad Moon posted:

Drew Bledsoe owns because gently caress the Huskies

Wrongo

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FizFashizzle posted:

lol at that receding hairline and widening jaw.

Easy on the HGH son.

He's turning white too.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

God I hope Gronk becomes a goddamn A-list megastar, to the extant that people who have never watched football and have no interest in it know who he is and which pop singer he is loving or disrespecting at the grammys which he is attending because he is loving famous as poo poo. All while just spiking poo poo and humping air every time a camera is on him.

Gronk for Magic Mike 3

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Is that the great black otaku or a different anime fan footballer?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

Eyeshield21 is a football anime. It's really loving good.


Sena Kobayakawa was a golfer and he improved his running skills. The football coach saw him and recruited him as a running back. He's the main character. He has to wear an LDT style eyeshield to hide his identity because he's so amazing.



Seijuro Shin is a bad rear end linebacker for the Ojo White Knights. He discovers that the Eyeshield is Sena.



Kid is the QB for the Seibu Wild Gunmen. He can throw a pass in 0.2 seconds.



Ikkyu Hosokawa is a cornerback for the Shinryuji Naga. He can run a 4.9 40. Backwards.



Teikoku Alexanders are an all star team. They have won the Christmas Bowl every year. They never called a timeout. Nobody had ever scored on them. They are like the 18-1 Patriots except they never lost or got scored on.

This anime has a happy ending. I highly reccomend it.

Vegita looks confused there. Where is the goku character I saw from the first pic?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

Stop posting about anime you turds


Ronda Rousey showed up to Wrestlemania in an "It's over 9000!" shirt

Yeah I googled Ronda Rousey anime...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0vl6p9OhJhc/maxresdefault.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zw3Gner.jpg


Espn.com got a makeover. Some Jags player heard about the woman ref and said something stupid.

quote:

"It's just like the Michael Sam situation -- if he wasn't gay, he would have gone undrafted," Marks told TMZ. "Instead, the league drafts him because I think they are trying to monopolize every aspect of the world. The same thing with a female ref. For the league, it's great publicity. The NFL is all about monopolizing every opportunity."

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chilichimp posted:

The game owned, it owned hard, and it owned EVEN HARDER in our minds because the Broncos/Seahawks Superbowl from the previous year was complete garbage.

Nope, broncos-hawks was way more fun.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Kalli posted:

Quoth the Raven: Lenore deeply regrets her role in the incident.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

old dog child posted:

Check him out in The Good Guys. His character is supposed to be a huge dork and he plays it perfectly! :monocle: e: or don't. It was cancelled after 1 season but I liked it.

That show ruled :hfive:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

I thought Rivers said he'd retire when the Chargers move next year.

But there is another...

<---


pyromance posted:

Well, that's a thing. I mean, what if the guy has the same reaction to both? Is that a violation of the deal? Also, that is a weird job responsibility for someone to have. "Today, I put rubber rings around guys' dicks and showed them porn and rape scenes."


And I guess this probably makes it a non-issue anyway.

Sounds like Clockwork Orange

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Apr 12, 2015

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

My time is literally worthless

Ah, another pubbie undercutting in the auction house.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Spoeank posted:

The NBA is the best because it's 5 of the best athletes in the world trying to make a different set of 5 of the best athletes in the world look like clowns.

You just like the Nba because they hosed over Seattle.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

500 words on why tom brady is a sissy bitch boi


see me after class

Can I get extra credit? :quagmire:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chris James 2 posted:

Change the slogan to "The Look of a Team that God Wanted Gone"
...Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgaah. In his house at Raleigh, drunk JFF waits dreaming...

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

bradford will be hurt by week 4

sanchez will get benched

then you'll be begging for tebow time

Tebow's so entertaining I'd even want him on my team.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

I was in a church production of the story of Jonah when I was a kid. It was a musical and we performed it in front of the entire church. I was one of the guys on the ship who threw Jonah overboard. My fellow shipmates and I took creative liberties with our roles and for some reason decided people thousands of years ago probably talked like pirates.

I wonder what people thought when we grabbed Jonah and gave a hearty "YARRR!" as we threw him overboard. :pirate:

That's awesome. My only knowledge of Jonah comes from Master and Commander (kickass movie btw).

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mel Mudkiper posted:

and now its starting to quit entirely :smith:

Your hair is linked to Tebow's career, like Samson. Quick, use some hair growth stuff.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Welp it's settled then lets just off all the announcers.

Fine by me, i'd rather have crowd and player noise. The few times announcers enhance a play don't come close to how many times they ruin one.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

A rape joke on a show titled "Inside Amy Schumer" :crossarms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GR0KDYtNQ

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

lol Dolphins DT AJ Francis is going to be an Uber driver

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/04/aj-francis-dolphins-uber



@AJFrancis410: People ask me why would you want to be an @uber driver if you play in the NFL... You know what's better than NFL money? More money.

LMAO. Uber drivers get paid fuckall.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Codependent Poster posted:

Something the Patriots don't know anything about.

:vince:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Burger Trench posted:

For like a day and a half, yeah. Best prepare your talking points for your favorite regional burger joint now.

What kind of football game is like a hamburger, and what kind is like a steak?

Bonus question: what food could describe the seahawks-browns 6-3 game?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Good thing they didn't call the cops, they would've all been killed.

Maybe the NFL should have its own police on standby for players.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

N : University of Buffalo engineers conducted a study to determine which team had the "most unfair" schedule for 2015, and it was none other than your Washington Redskins

V: Good

Doesn't look like they took east coast morning game bias into account.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
What about "San Angeles Dos Mil"?

Ross Angeles is better though.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Manoueverable posted:

When you hear Over/Under, it should beg the question "over or under what?" The "what" is a number, so the correct application of over/under is "will there be over/under 1.5 INTs in this game?"

It's a quantitative question, yet people try to assess qualitative or yes/no questions (e.g. "over/under on X being suspended" instead of "over/under on X being suspended within 2 months after the start of the season") to it

e: beaten by a mile haha

But that's too complex. If I bet on sports I just wanna pick win/lose.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Spoeank posted:

Oh come on it's too easy


Pete Carroll is Mackelmore

They were seen in the same location just a few days ago though :(

http://www.insidesocal.com/usc/files/2014/05/MACKLEMORE.jpg

Mack is his secret son.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

The Eagles sign Rivers to an extension and Tebow interrupts the press conference to declare that Touchdowns can only be bestowed by God and not purchased with money then chucks a football inked with 95 theses for just winning at Chip's head.

...And underthrows him.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

If Intruder's not gonna change SA2k's name he should change everyone else who said it.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Atticus Finch posted:

I'm drafting a thread from E/N.

Don't overreach and take it in the first.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Trenchcoat posted:



JJ Watt keeps on being fun. I don't see any sacks in that letter though.

He took a selfie of his note :mad:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

We're all gonna end up dead anyways so in the end it doesn't even matter

Crawwwwwwling in my skinnnnnnn...

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Bort Bortles posted:

NO. GOD NO. THE TITANS WANT LEONARD WILLIAMS. THE JAGUARS WILL TRADE BOTH FIRSTS SO YOU CAN GET MARIOTA.

Heh.

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