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You don't have to like them. You don't even have to sleep in the same location as them. You must remain faithful, in all respects to them. In return you get a one time payment, after taxes, of $500,000. You are allowed to spend it on whatever you want, as long as it does not lead to any sort of infidelity. Strip clubs are also off limits. It is a perfect form of fidelity you must adhere to. You can however buy a Testarossa and drive it into a tree, should you wish it.
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I can jack off for a while at half a mil. E: Ill jack off on them to spite the whole situation
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Apr 2, 2015 05:21
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Apr 2, 2015 05:21
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masturbation is cheating
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Apr 2, 2015 05:22
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Pretty much the long and short of why I'm getting divorced right now. Thanks guy.
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Apr 2, 2015 05:23
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Ein cooler Typ posted:masturbation is cheating no it's not. it's just a handy time waster
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Apr 2, 2015 05:24
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Extensive Vamping posted:Pretty much the long and short of why I'm getting divorced right now. Thanks guy. You must pay back the 500,000
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Apr 2, 2015 05:24
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he cant if he spent it on hookers and blow
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Apr 2, 2015 05:26
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It's not cheating unless balls touch.
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Apr 2, 2015 05:28
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I'd hire a hit man and kill the OP
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Apr 2, 2015 05:28
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^^^DO it bitch! My pain ends much sooner!amityville anus posted:he cant if he spent it on hookers and blow Americans.txt I wonder how many Visa bills there are that this is applicable to?
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Apr 2, 2015 05:29
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i already do that now but for free actually i kind of pay for it technically i wish i was dead everyday is what im saying
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Apr 2, 2015 06:00
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I'd invest the 500,000, do it for as long as I could stand it, then pay back the 500,000 and keep all the earnings. If it's actually a for life thing, I'm not that cheap.
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Apr 2, 2015 06:02
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no- fresh pussy is the horizons of man
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Apr 2, 2015 06:04
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'd invest the 500,000, do it for as long as I could stand it, then pay back the 500,000 and keep all the earnings. This is a viable option. It's either the money or a life time of faithfulness. Good job finding a loophole, republican. 
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Apr 2, 2015 06:05
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VendaGoat posted:Good job finding a loophole, republican. baby I was born this way
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Apr 2, 2015 06:07
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op, it is clear u were pwn3d by jeffrey yospos. close this thread, u have been simply devastated.
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Apr 2, 2015 06:13
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That's be a tough sell even if I didn't have to pay it back. No, op, I wouldn't do that lol. Not like that's some fuckton of money for a LIFETIME
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Apr 2, 2015 06:20
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no gently caress that.
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Apr 2, 2015 06:43
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VendaGoat posted:You must pay back the 500,000 have you heard of bankruptcy hmm? bitch
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Apr 2, 2015 06:44
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With a prenup, yes
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Apr 2, 2015 06:48
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Don't be pathetic, even making 30k a year you could make that in 17 years, all while getting laid.
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Apr 2, 2015 06:49
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Ill just divorce them afterwards immediately. That isnt being unfaithful
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Apr 2, 2015 06:52
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imo the wizard dilemma is far superior
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Apr 2, 2015 06:53
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Kesty posted:Don't be pathetic, even making 30k a year you could make that in 17 years, all while getting laid. If they are willing, otherwise, it's 17 years of vast desert
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Apr 2, 2015 06:59
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what r u drinking vendagoat
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Apr 2, 2015 07:00
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I have really low standards and i masturbate a lot so this is a no brainer for me.
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Apr 2, 2015 07:03
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Orkin Mang posted:what r u drinking vendagoat Cherry Vodka and dew. I had some beers earlier. Now I'm just sitting here drinking water. You?
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Apr 2, 2015 07:06
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VendaGoat posted:Cherry Vodka and dew. cheap wine, old bean. magnusm of it. wanna know a good word since ur a word man: elanguescence. never say it out loud but its a good one.
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Apr 2, 2015 07:09
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Orkin Mang posted:cheap wine, old bean. magnusm of it. wanna know a good word since ur a word man: elanguescence. never say it out loud but its a good one. Is it better to burn out or elanguescence away? Just doesn't have the same kitsch to it, does it?
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hades for eg is not burning out but an elanguescence, it means loss gradual loss of the powers of the soul which raises interesting questions about the conditions of the existence of the self imo
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Orkin Mang posted:hades for eg is not burning out but an elanguescence, it means loss gradual loss of the powers of the soul which raises interesting questions about the conditions of the existence of the self imo So like, everytime I cum I lose a little part of me?
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Apr 2, 2015 07:17
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is murder off the table?
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Apr 2, 2015 07:52
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reignonyourparade posted:is murder off the table? What part of perfect fidelity allows for murder? Jesus, is earning a paycheck, over many years of no sex, such a horrible fate for people, that they would contemplate murder?
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Apr 2, 2015 07:54
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VendaGoat posted:What part of perfect fidelity allows for murder? 'Till death do us part. And I mean if i detest them anyway why not get a little murder going
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Apr 2, 2015 07:57
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reignonyourparade posted:'Till death do us part. And I mean if i detest them anyway why not get a little murder going So you really want the question to be; "Would you murder someone close to you for half a million dollars?"
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death death death
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VendaGoat posted:So you really want the question to be; "Would you murder someone close to you for half a million dollars?" how close can i really be if i detest them
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reignonyourparade posted:how close can i really be if i detest them You married the gently caress. You tell me?
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Are you trying to buy a spouse op? I'm sure there are better places that will get you something more attractive and likable than whatever you'd find here.
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