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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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Lucky Guy posted:

true, the taliban are all about time travel and accelerated evolution and can also turn invisible and climb on walls like spiderman

e: despite being a sarcastic rear end, i completely agree with the "gently caress time travel" sentiment

all of their abilities were given to them by the time wizard

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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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I thought hoshi was cool but her character devolved into "lemme check my totally not a universal translator device" real quick

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Iirc, and i could be wrong, she did spend a lot of time trying to manually translate languages too

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's almost like all the Communications Officers on Star Trek have been thinly veiled excuses to get a pretty girl involved in the story.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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She did, but iirc she ended up taking a back seat real quick (as said pretty girl). The idea of one of them having to use their vast academy knowledge for a practical purpose and not solely for moral dilemmas is cool.

(not counting engineers)

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Best Hoshi is mirror-Hoshi.

Well, for like the last minute of that episode.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

dougdrums posted:

She did, but iirc she ended up taking a back seat real quick (as said pretty girl). The idea of one of them having to use their vast academy knowledge for a practical purpose and not solely for moral dilemmas is cool.

(not counting engineers)

Well yeah. She wasn't a badly-conceived character, but practically it's hard to make linguistic mastery visually engaging no matter how invaluable it'd actually be.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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i was visually engaged :mrgw:

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

God shes so fuckin hot who cares if casting her was just an excuse for some yellow eye candy hhnnnnnngggggg hoshi

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Who is hotter, Hoshi or Boomer?

This determines which show is better.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Goons have yellow fever. Film at 11.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


boomer got the robo pussy

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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mind the walrus posted:

Goons have yellow fever. Film at 11.

there better be a loving film

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Chomp8645 posted:

Who is hotter, Hoshi or Boomer?

This determines which show is better.

Seven (of Nine) and (Number) Six.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Enterprise was good but Archer would be captured in 3 out of every 5 episodes.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Chomp8645 posted:

Who is hotter, Hoshi or Boomer?

This determines which show is better.

*short circuits*

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Bonzo posted:

Enterprise was good but Archer would be captured in 3 out of every 5 episodes.

well the entire premise is that he has no idea what he's doing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It helps if you remember that Archer and George W. Bush's marketing image pre-Iraq are very similar.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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mind the walrus posted:

Goons have yellow fever. Film at 11.

Tbh i dont but Linda park is very pretty

Now, middle eastern and persian chicks, however,

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Who cares what race they are as long as you find them hot?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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mind the walrus posted:

Who cares what race they are as long as you find them hot?

I like chicks w dark skin, that is what i find hot, so race will come into play

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

mind the walrus posted:

Who cares what race they are as long as you find them hot?

Frankly, if you haven't jacked it to Klingon Kleavage you aren't a true star tracks fan.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Universe Master posted:

Frankly, if you haven't jacked it to Klingon Kleavage you aren't a true star tracks fan.

Dem teeth keep me up all night.

Fetus Tree posted:

I like chicks w dark skin, that is what i find hot, so race will come into play

Persians and Middle Eastern girls have particularly dark skin now?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I prefer a nice personality, myself.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I prefer a nice personality, myself.

Looks matter far far more in our society than we're all willing to admit to and we already admit to it an awful loving lot.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I prefer a nice personality, myself.

lol fag!!!!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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mind the walrus posted:

Persians and Middle Eastern girls have particularly dark skin now?

yes you will find that people from desert climates tend to tan better than caucasians, im sorry if you find this offensive but go ahead and google pictures of people from ireland versus baghdad and i think youll learn something

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Best looking star trek woman is the one with the hosed up nose. DS9 I think. She's cute as all gently caress.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Best looking star trek woman is the one with the hosed up nose. DS9 I think. She's cute as all gently caress.

but ezri dax had a fine nose

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Best looking star trek woman is the one with the hosed up nose. DS9 I think. She's cute as all gently caress.

Nah, it's Rom's wife.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
it's actually any of the big titty slores who work at quark's

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Nah, it's Rom's wife.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fetus Tree posted:

yes you will find that people from desert climates tend to tan better than caucasians, im sorry if you find this offensive but go ahead and google pictures of people from ireland versus baghdad and i think youll learn something

I know I'm supposed to quip here but I found this funny as hell.

I'm Crap posted:

it's actually any of the big titty slores who work at quark's

Lesbians with Bajoran partners must be super happy since the nose wrinkle thing provides a great clit-rubbing tool.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

It's a tie beween Hoshii and Dax.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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mind the walrus posted:

I know I'm supposed to quip here but I found this funny as hell.

no quips necessary i think youre a dece dude and wasnt mad, tho rather confused

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fetus Tree posted:

no quips necessary i think youre a dece dude and wasnt mad, tho rather confused

Hot women are hot.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

mind the walrus posted:


Lesbians with Bajoran partners must be super happy since the nose wrinkle thing provides a great clit-rubbing tool.


Good show

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

mind the walrus posted:

Hot women are hot.

:agreed:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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mind the walrus posted:

Hot women are hot.

only by definition

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I want to have sex with hot women?

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