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ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

skit herre posted:

The Autobahn was really good man.

that reminds me, kraftwerk owns

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

Go to a club in Germany and you will see what happens when you wipe out 2 generations of the Alpha males.

LOL

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

all 80 million germans are ugly and look like THIS while all the people a few miles from germanys border look like THIS

Its true and probably because of


FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

Go to a club in Germany and you will see what happens when you wipe out 2 generations of the Alpha males.

Brits are ugly because they are a degenerate island culture where the vikings stole all the beautiful women a long long time ago

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

rear end cobra posted:




Brits are ugly because they are a degenerate island culture where the vikings stole all the beautiful women a long long time ago



Vikings are to be thanked for Scandinavian female beauty.

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug

gnarlyhotep posted:

When I was younger a friend had this English travel phrasebook that had translations for several different languages. I'll never forget that the German translation for "enter" was the only one that had an exclamation point at the end. "Einsteigen!"

Well...the Germans kind of like to bark at each other, that's how they communicate. Bismarck's discipline beat that into their genes and all that.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Driving the autobahn loving owns. The car rental company hosed up my order so they gave me an Audi A3 (which granted, is still pretty weak) instead of the shitbox I had selected. Going flat out in 6th gear without fear of reprise or wreck was awesome. Berlin was a fascinating city. It was so very German and yet... not, in a certain sense.

I will never understand why so many people have mullets and rat tails though, that poo poo died in the 80s in the US and should have been buried under a 3' concrete vault.

Nevertheless, I look forward to visiting again, and hopefully next time I'll get to drive the ring.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





rear end cobra posted:

Brits are ugly because they are a degenerate island culture where the vikings stole all the beautiful women a long long time ago

it's pretty bad, every pocket of humanity on the island is so insular that distinct regional accents can crop up in areas ~30km apart

if a linguist tries to even group those accents into a common subfamily locals get legit angry about it because gently caress those other guys in all things


FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

Go to a club in Germany and you will see what happens when you wipe out 2 generations of the Alpha males.

the positive side is if you're a slightly attractive white foreigner you have decent odds of hooking up with an attractive german, getting that cheevo is on par with catching a unicorn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGkEwwD7AT0

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Beer und women... ja...ja this ist goodt































Zzulu fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Apr 4, 2015

Lord Zuthulu
Jun 29, 2006
Zuthulu want more brownies - NOW!
I was gonna say I always thought german and scandinavian women were overrated, but then :eyepop:
Must be from Bavaria or something because they sure didn't look like that in Berlin when I've been there. Whatev slavic women better on average anyway :poland:

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
you're all so cute

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
t-thanks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lord Zuthulu posted:

I was gonna say I always thought german and scandinavian women were overrated, but then :eyepop:
Must be from Bavaria or something because they sure didn't look like that in Berlin when I've been there. Whatev slavic women better on average anyway :poland:

Bavaria is the good Germany, don't let the Low German scum tell you otherwise.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


steinrokkan posted:

Bavaria is the good Germany, don't let the Low German scum tell you otherwise.

no

also I'm from bavaria

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Jesus Christ posted:

you're all so cute

Says an omnipotent deity who looks like an orangutan.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
Those are some very attractive ladies with beers in their hands. Does a photo gallery like this exist for british women?

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUcphn3ZlxM

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS0iYM4mPro

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-XYBJOKNMg

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqp4y3mbkJo

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSfpDlN8Fyg

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biwag64pL0I

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


This was the sound of Bavaria proudly presented by Lucy.

(Hubert von Goisern's song was a big Wiesn Hit and that's why I included it.)

Lucy Heartfilia fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Apr 4, 2015

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

no

also I'm from bavaria

i guess you're right then.

John Dounce
Jan 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKODqs3Wow

Wolfgang Wendland aka Wölfi. Currently campaigning for mayor of Bochum. Here's an old spot from when he tried to become chancellor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY56L5GbD6Q

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW
German music is entertaining, but not for good reasons.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


The APPD is the best political party in Germany:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY56L5GbD6Q (probably :nws:)
an election ad that had to be broadcast on German television in accordance to German election law

I also like this ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESc6TQ8BVaU

Their slogans:
"Working is poo poo."
"My vote for the trashcan."
"Power to the antisocials."
"Drinking, drinking, only drinking every day."



This is what they promise:

quote:

Right to unemployment with full salary
Youth pension instead of retirement pension
Abolishment of compulsory education
Creation of centers for physical love, so-called Mitfickzentralen (literally "fuckpooling centers")
Abolition of police
Legalization of all drugs
Abolition of the right to demonstrate with prior announcement (abolition of distinction between permitted and not permitted)
Totale Rückverdummung ("total restupidification") and balkanisation of Germany
Reconstitute the German borders from 1237 (a satire on the aim of some German extreme-right parties to restore the German borders during the time of Nazism and WWII - or WWI)

Lucy Heartfilia fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Apr 4, 2015

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

The APPD was the best political party in Germany:
(probably :nws:)
an election ad that had to be broadcast on German television in accordance to German election law

I also like this ad:


Their slogans:
"Working is poo poo."
"My vote for the trashcan."
"Power to the antisocials."
"Drinking, drinking, only drinking every day."

This on the other hand is pretty good. Plus points for germany

the night dad
Oct 23, 2006

by XyloJW
Who was that Austrian politician who, drunkenly, wrapped his sports car around a tree right before his ad campaign with the slogan, "Driving towards a better future" came out?

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Totale Rückverdummung, lel

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

the night dad posted:

Who was that Austrian politician who, drunkenly, wrapped his sports car around a tree right before his ad campaign with the slogan, "Driving towards a better future" came out?

don't know about the slogan, but Haider.

schoenfelder
Oct 16, 2009

Grade moj...

the night dad posted:

German music is entertaining, but not for good reasons.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs

Ironically, this video is not available in Germany:

schoenfelder
Oct 16, 2009

Grade moj...
At least two bottles of a premium beer? Salonpunks spotted.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


schoenfelder posted:

Salonpunks spotted.

loving unbelievable

i'll never vote for them

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
There were also some monks who claimed they could levitate, and could compete with fighter jets. Or something. Something about levitating and fighter jets. That was their campaign.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

schoenfelder posted:

Ironically, this video is not available in Germany:


Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

which germans were the ones who rebelled against hitler during his rise to power

oh, right, the communists

To be fair, the Commies only did so because Hitler beat them at the "lets destroy democracy and install a dictatorship game". The only political party resisting because of moral standards were the Social Democrats.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Also one of Hitler's burning passions was to destroy communism in Europe, which he talked about incessantly until he took power and then went out of his way to achieve. That doesn't sound so good to a Communist

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
Who cares, more Oktoberfest chicks.





vvvvv Also fell in love with the girl in the middle/top , yyyyup. vvvvv

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
Public nudity is not a crime in Germany and no one cares about it.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freik%C3%B6rperkultur

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
keep posting the beer fraulines

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