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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

you know?!

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:32

Un chien andalou: Oct 22, 2008; The pipe is leaking

Nation posted:

you know?!

word son

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:12

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

no, please explain

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:12

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

it's the only way to get true life xp

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:12

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

amityville anus posted:

no, please explain

smash it till you trash it

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:13

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

crush a beer and respect ja

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:14

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress her in the dumpster behind a wendy's. gotcha

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:15

casual beep: Mar 28, 2015; What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

love that good pussy

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:16

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

slaw dog

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:16

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wrecked+that+pussy

quote:

Wrecked that pussy
To give a girl such a good, long, hard gently caress that her pussy is generally unusable for the next couple days and it resembles a demolished ford f-150
Kevin: How'd your date go?
Matt: Pretty loving sweet. I wrecked that pussy so bad she couldn't pee out of it afterwards. She had to wait for the piss to travel out of her rear end. I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you.
Kevin: Daaaamn

Kevin be mirin

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:16

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

crush that clam

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:16

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Crash_N_Burn posted:

crush that clam

slam the clam dude

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:17

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

doll fuckers know what this is, like the auto industry the money is in replacement parts

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:17

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

slam the clam dude

smash the gash

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:18

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

saw boss

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:18

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

dad gay. so what posted:

saw boss

saw the maw?

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:20

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bama+swooper

quote:

Bama swooper
A guy who pulls a lot of girls
"Yo Steve is definitely a bama swooper, that man slays vag all day!"

mods change name plz tia

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:22

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

David Copperfield posted:

it's the only way to get true life xp

Costs too much to gear up, drops suck

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:23

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Costs too much to gear up, drops suck

whats wrong buddy not got the gear heh

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:24

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I fully upgraded my RAM

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:26

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Also I motherboard if you know what i mean

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:26

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Nation posted:

Also I motherboard if you know what i mean

It kinda sounds like you're suggesting you hosed your mom

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:29

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

among others

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:31

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Dogs rule and cats drool!

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:40

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress that rear end!

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:47

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

make love to your wife

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:54

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

move 5 inches at a time furiously

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:56

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDh5zToSI4

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Apr 2, 2015

# ? Apr 2, 2015 19:58

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

whoflungpoop posted:

move 2 inches at a time furiously

# ? Apr 2, 2015 20:03

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Costs too much to gear up, drops suck

Sorry you don't have the strats to succeed at Free 2 Play :c00l:

# ? Apr 2, 2015 20:07

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.