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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
1 girl, who was 16, 69ed a guy 3 times.

What was she?

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
You win some you lose some OP.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
∫∟μτ

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
this math problem seems pretty debatable to me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Whirlwind Jones posted:

1 girl, who was 16, 69ed a guy 3 times.

What was she?

Accessory to Statutory Rape?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a bathosphere

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
when you think about it, every woman older than 16 "was" 16, as in they were 16 at one point

So really the girl could be any age

Also the dude is not specified to be the same across all three 69's, so it could be a different dude

For that matter was the position made and broken 3 times in one session, or were there 3 separate sessions including such a behavior?

I'd need to know more details before I could answer, OP. You've posed a surprisingly indeterminate question pointing deep at the epistemological weakness of numbers, and of tenses and speech in general.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Whirlwind Jones posted:

1 girl, who was 16, 69ed a guy 3 times.

What was she?

your mom

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
a long, long time ago, in a trailer park far away, that woman was whirlwind jones mother

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Math Debater posted:

this math problem seems pretty debatable to me

1 guy, who was 19, sent $1100 to a guy posing as a BDSM master who lived 3000 miles away and saw only 2 pictures of "her".

What was he?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Whirlwind Jones posted:

1 girl, who was 16, 69ed a guy 3 times.

What was she?

x = ln(abs(1 - (position value / (occurrences * age))))

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
You're supposed to type 11669 x 3 into a calculator and then turn it over so it says LOOSE you guys. Didn't they have calculators in middle school when you were growing up?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Giving our Gay

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
58008

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
(RAH)2 (AH)3 + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)2 (OOH) (LA)2

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i know a girl who has one titty that is like, twice the size of the other one

there's probably a math problem in there somewhere

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Whirlwind Jones posted:

You're supposed to type 11669 x 3 into a calculator and then turn it over so it says LOOSE you guys. Didn't they have calculators in middle school when you were growing up?

Mobil oil is another good one, but I don't remember how to get it to say that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Roargasm posted:

(RAH)2 (AH)3 + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)2 (OOH) (LA)2

Go Home Ga Ga, you're drunk.

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Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Whirlwind Jones posted:

1 guy, who was 19, sent $1100 to a guy posing as a BDSM master who lived 3000 miles away and saw only 2 pictures of "her".

What was he?

a giver and a truster who keeps the faith

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