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Bonzo posted:gently caress you. Steel Panther rules relax dude it was an affectionate joke post
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You know, we've been through a lot, and done some things we look back on and think, "Man, we were just wild back then," but with all we've been through, I think we've really grown up and matured as a band. That's why our next album will be nothing but acoustic versions of all our old songs about fingerbanging roadies.
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Apr 4, 2015 14:29
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*is Mr Big
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Apr 4, 2015 14:33
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Guys, I think it's time we did another farewell tour, only this time we'll them that we mean it 
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Apr 4, 2015 14:43
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starts playing country music because it's even more formulaic and easy to write and the paychecks are bigger and it turns out 90% of your fanbase are kenny chesney fans anyway
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Apr 4, 2015 15:14
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I'm the fat teenaged boy in line for your autograph after you rocked the Humboldt County Fair
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Apr 4, 2015 16:11
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comes along bort posted:starts playing country music because it's even more formulaic and easy to write and the paychecks are bigger *lead singer becomes judge on singing competition on CMT* trust me guys, when state fair season comes around, people will actually pay to see us instead of us getting booked for the free concerts.
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Apr 4, 2015 16:32
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*all members write a book about their time in the band. All books contradict each other when it comes to explain why their 1994 comeback failed. *
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Apr 4, 2015 16:33
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Realizes modern right-wing groups love that 'gently caress you, got mine' attitude of the 80s Metal Scene. Goes on Fox News as a commentator of current music trends and earns new audience.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Realizes modern right-wing groups love that 'gently caress you, got mine' attitude of the 80s Metal Scene. Goes on Fox News as a commentator of current music trends and earns new audience. Let me tell you about the evils of rap music....
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Apr 4, 2015 19:57
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JediTalentAgent posted:Realizes modern right-wing groups love that 'gently caress you, got mine' attitude of the 80s Metal Scene. Goes on Fox News as a commentator of current music trends and earns new audience. lol "new" audience
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Apr 4, 2015 20:33
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For the low price of $1500, you can party with us on the Hard Rockin' 80s cruise on Carnival Cruise Lines!
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Apr 4, 2015 21:22
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Guys, remember that time we opened for Ozzy back in 81? Think he'd do us a solid?
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Apr 5, 2015 02:50
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I used to get angry at This is Spinal Tap, then I got sad, now I look on it as a high watermark which I'll never reach again.
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Apr 5, 2015 03:00
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dr_rat posted:As artists we need to only play our new stuff. I think our fans will appreciate how our band has evolved from, I think will all agree, it's silly 80s start. Nobody wants you here, Axl. Over there's a platter full of jalapeno poppers. Go nuts. Alright, what I think we should do is try to ride the ironic bandwagon. You know, like Steel Panther. Maybe get Yankovic or Richard Cheese to parody a song or two?
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Apr 5, 2015 03:54
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The Internet hasn't been invented yet so let's wear lovely costumes because that makes people less likely to kill themselves out of boredom.
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Apr 5, 2015 04:45
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Dead Precedents posted:Had some hot groupie sex last night. Would
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Apr 5, 2015 04:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp57jqoKJ7E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ecl6Hm0Mk
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Apr 5, 2015 04:53
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*reminisces about all the sluts i banged back in the 80s* *some of them were probably goon's moms*
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Apr 5, 2015 05:02
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look, this ableton program comes with a lot of drum parts in it. let's just tour with this until billy gets out of the hospital.
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Apr 5, 2015 05:05
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I know guys, lets do a live acustic rendition of all our biggest hits! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an-wU9I0AII&t=40s
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Apr 5, 2015 05:08
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Spread the word! We're getting our own theater in Branson!
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Apr 5, 2015 06:52
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ninety posted:I'm the fat teenaged boy in line for your autograph after you rocked the Humboldt County Fair
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Apr 5, 2015 06:59
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Ratt never had to try. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APCrUie-ovk
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Apr 5, 2015 07:04
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My apology to Bruce Kison, who got to Winger before I did and I didn't give credit. "Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the m-most... Glam." I love Mr. Big (first album, at least) but I don't think they're glam. I mean, Paul Gilbert, Billy Sheehan, and Pat Torpey were in that band. No glam there. Now, Winger, I'll get behind Winger. Who wants to cover Headed For A Heartbreak? Can I be Reb Beach? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg BONUS ARSENIO HALL LIVE EDITION! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cSgUwVxgU That was glam as poo poo and there were some awesome tunes in there ("some"). C'mon guys. Let's Winger. GIRL I'M HUNGRY!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF_-_MVfFiw BONUS ARSENIO HALL LIVE EDITION! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4zwAYiUybA Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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Apr 5, 2015 07:44
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there's a reason stewart from beavis & butthead wore a winger shirt
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Apr 5, 2015 07:56
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comes along bort posted:there's a reason stewart from beavis & butthead wore a winger shirt KIP WINGER DID NOTHING WRONG except release a cover of Purple Haze. That was wrong. Don't look it up. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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Apr 5, 2015 08:06
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*asks kid a quarter of his age if he knows where to get some coke
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Apr 5, 2015 08:53
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Most hair metal bands are now just made up of members from other bands. WhiteSnake, Winger, RATT, and Dokken just all rotate members.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-_XicGGkk
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Apr 5, 2015 23:51
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Doctor J Off posted:here me out here: slade cover? Well we've already done "Come On Feel the Noize" and "Mama We're all Krazee Now."
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Apr 6, 2015 00:02
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boys it's time to do a disco
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i've started out-hipstering the hipsters b/c over the past 5 years or so i've gotten really into underground, rare, and hard-to-find 80s glam albums. and the best part is hipsters haven't discovered them yet, so the prices are low.
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Apr 6, 2015 00:26
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*scratches head under really obvious hairpiece & bandana* "Man, I wish I could still gently caress strippers and pornstars with dumb tattoos, just like the old days.* Parallax Scroll posted:lets do a reality show EUREKA! God drat Rock of Love was loving bananas. VH1 had like 5 seasons of various shows about 'washed up musician attempts to impregnate LA prostitutes'.
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There was apparently recently a Quiet Riot documentary that I heard someone else talk about who said was really good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpO9kDOnB6g From what I understand, the band had recently had a revival but then they have all sorts of problems after the death of their singer and they pretty much are trying to rebuild everything after that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSNeeVLEnd8 i mean i guess technically this is just one dude from a glam metal band and 3 never was glorified studio musicians but its still pretty pathetic
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Megadeth guitarist has definitely been practicing and taking his playing to a mature level by including orchestral backing + playing classical masterpieces : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9sA8XfHwE
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