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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet




What you missed last month:

  • MLS signed international TV deals in Brazil and Africa
  • Orlando and NYCFC's debuts. They haven't been total embarassments (yet)!
  • Colorado trying their best to one-up Chicago's record-breaking amount of ties from last season by not scoring (or conceding) a goal ever
  • Seattle and Dallas played the first ever game in league history that had 0 shots on goal
  • Tyler Deric winning all 3 Saves of the Week...and doing this

Let's see what April has in store, shall we?

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Last month, the Galaxy had 1 win in 10 games as an organization. Los Dos is 0-1-2 and the u-18s lost 3-0, 3-0, and 7-0. Also, we apparently haven't won an away game since August of last year.


April is going to be better. I really hope so.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

April is going to be better. I really hope so.

You're going to boss the game against us and then somehow lose in injury time because why change something that's working so well? :unsmith:

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Last month, the Galaxy had 1 win in 10 games as an organization. Los Dos is 0-1-2 and the u-18s lost 3-0, 3-0, and 7-0. Also, we apparently haven't won an away game since August of last year.


April is going to be better. I really hope so.

The same except T2 is doing pretty well so far. First team is sucking something fierce.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Revs won a game, that didn't make the cut???

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Things you missed last month: San Jose is one of the league's top teams :smugteddie:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Red Bulls were legitimately the best looking squad in March

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC will continue to be cool, and good.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

They're gonna get their asses handed to them by Kaka on free kick goal after free kick goal

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I'm going to personally assault the DC goons here and become a club hero.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I'm going to personally assault the DC goons here and become a club hero.

That worked out very well in Tampa, we have some small girls if you like

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

DC United Twitter posted:


Orlando City SC Twitter posted:


Why did DC post their lineup as a loving video? :iiam:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Is there a way to get the SAP English commentary on the MLS Live stream? I'm using a VPN from Canada, but it's still just in Spanish.

e: Actually it looks like they don't have an English feed until kickoff so maybe I'm good

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
I loving hate unimas broadcasts and the sap doesn't work.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Holy gently caress you guys weren't kidding about the awful English crew, this is by far the worst commentary I've ever heard and we're not even 5 minutes in

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

The second something excited is about the finally happen this game and of course Ribeiro pulls a muscle..

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
:ohdear: That's not good.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Not sure who's doing worse, DC United or the commentary team.

Glad Ribeiro didn't score, but I wish it wasn't cause of injury!

Sperg
Jul 20, 2008

Theoretically, it is possible...
Larin in, nice

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

If you don't listen to games in Spanish you hate fun and happiness

Sperg
Jul 20, 2008

Theoretically, it is possible...
This is the worst loving announcer

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Grant Wahl is doing Spanish sideline reporting too. Also DC looks awful so far.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
The announcers still don't realize that Larin was offside lol

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

They're just so so bad at their job

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Not just the commentary itself, but the audio mix is just horrible for the English commentators. One of these dudes sounds like he is talking into an empty beer can.

It's going to be a long season for Kaka.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I wonder if the SAP Spanish commentary on Fox or ESPN or whatever is as awful as these guys are

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Kaka is so much better than this league deserves

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


He's already served up like three or four balls that would be goals if he was on a better team.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

threeagainstfour posted:

He's already served up like three or four balls that would be goals if he was on a better team.

Not that time, though

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Whoaaaa Brek, nice ball. loving shameful defending

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Bill Hamid!!

Sperg
Jul 20, 2008

Theoretically, it is possible...
"the line that divides 50 percent of the green rectangle"

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

"White bullet"

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
That was quite a run by Kemp

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Bill Hamid is pretty good I must say

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm watching lovely Eurosport and sky streams and I'd trade a better picture for commentary any day.

This is going to be one of those last minute flurry of goals games.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
HAMID!!! So loving good

rsjr
Nov 2, 2002

yay for protoss being so simple that retards can win with it
garbage men and kaka

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

rsjr posted:

garbage men and kaka hamid

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Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

rsjr posted:

garbage men and kaka

Brek Shea hasn't been bad :shrug:

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