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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I bet Nagbe could have been a decent player had he not been coached his entire life by a gutless pussy coward fraud

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jeanderson seems like a fake made-up Brazilian name

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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im enjoying this stream

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

1-0 final on a wet fart of a goal. That was some amazing foot

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay, I can exhale now.

Hmm, nobody's punching each other after the game ended. Odd.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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Crazy Ted posted:

1-0 final on a wet fart of a goal. That was some amazing foot

Thoughts on Caleb Porter?

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

This game is mls as hell

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Crazy Ted posted:

1-0 final on a wet fart of a goal. That was some amazing foot

With the exception of that horrible mistake, that was a really good game from both teams.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

Thoughts on Caleb Porter?
Weakass garbage manager who plays for 1-0 wins

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Good game Seattle. It was closer than I expected, but your stars did what they are supposed to do.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

The deuce is loose :getin:

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Feb 29, 2012


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Crazy Ted posted:

Weakass garbage manager who plays for 1-0 wins

Have to agree

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
If Portland did just a few more passes between their defenders they would've clearly won.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

African AIDS cum posted:

Thoughts on Caleb Porter?

African AIDS cum posted:

a gutless pussy coward fraud

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
Serious though I'm not sure what Borchers does that Paparatto doesn't besides have a big beard

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DR AIDS posted:

If Portland did just a few more passes between their defenders they would've clearly won.
Gotta keep up that precious Possession %.

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Feb 29, 2012


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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Yeah, they gave motm to Dempsey, but honestly, it's Frei for me. Portland got some great chances stopped by great saves. gg next game

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Yeah, I agree, Frei seemed to have much more of an impact on the match than Dempsey (aside from the obvious tapping a goal in and smelling his finger). I though Oba did more overall too.

foobardog posted:

Yeah, I've never seen this ref before, and he's merely inconsistent rather than outright poo poo, but the night is young.

This is from the half, but he's one of the scabs that got a full time gig. IIRC, he wasn't good enough to ref European matches, so perfect for Pro.

Conartist
Aug 15, 2004
I feel bad knowing that Jozy Altidore scored twice against my team.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

foobardog posted:

Yeah, they gave motm to Dempsey, but honestly, it's Frei for me. Portland got some great chances stopped by great saves. gg next game

Alonso was pretty drat great, Dempey definitely shouldn't have gotten it.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Wasn't sure if that game was at all entertaining for neutrals, but I guess it was?

I never felt like Portland couldn't win it, and was just about to be 'ok' with a scoreless draw... Then all the beer kicked me in the kidneys so I had to run out to pee and of course, we got a goal. THat's a law, right?

The pitch didn't look bad from in the stadium, but my seats have a pretty low angle on it.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Was Taters posted:

The pitch didn't look bad from in the stadium, but my seats have a pretty low angle on it.
It looked like poo poo. But we've grown accustomed to it.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Cityinthesea posted:

Serious though I'm not sure what Borchers does that Paparatto doesn't besides have a big beard

Demographic Appeal and a diversity hire, Portland needed more Americans beyond Jewsbury & Villafania.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Doubt anyone is watching, but Colorado just scored a nice goal off a set piece.

JERFit
Dec 25, 2007

if someone said they'd give me money to play music + not have a job anymore I'd say NO
New thread?
Apparently there were some goals but I missed them.

Just looked them up. Good goals. I wish they gave you a language option on the MLS app for highlights. That one English Univision commentator is soo atrociously bad, to beat a dead horse, it's embarrassing that it's an option at all.

JERFit fucked around with this message at 02:17 on May 2, 2015

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Yeah, they were solid goals. Dallas is going for the rout at this point.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

2' yellow gently caress you and your nappy rear end hair Beckerman

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



The commentary has disappeared. :allears:

e: And it just came back... :(

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

He was offsides but we'll take it, gently caress utah

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Get hosed Sean Franklin supremacy

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

joshtothemaxx posted:

Get hosed Sean Franklin supremacy

New thread homie!

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