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Fake smile turns to angry frown as I pull back the curtain and watch him shuffle through the driveway. Quick duck behind the wall when he suddenly turns around. Dramatic zoom to exposed household item murder weapon!
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I'm the episode with leonard nimoy whos also dead now
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Apr 4, 2015 00:57
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I'm a person who shopped at Caldor and Woolsworth during the prime years of my life.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:04
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I paid $20 for my shoes, Lieutenant.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:05
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There's just one more thing.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:06
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Also, I am SO GOD damned SMUG at first
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Apr 4, 2015 01:07
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I can still make a reference to Kojak and not seem dated.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:09
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Columbo is crazy popular in Easern Europe
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Apr 4, 2015 01:11
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Anyone born after 1987 literally cannot tell the difference between Columbo and Matlock and have never cared enough to clarify ourselves.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:17
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dammit columbo, what is it this time. im trying to conduct an orchestra here!
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Apr 4, 2015 01:18
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I murdered a dude with a pufferfish.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:19
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Hello, Lieutenant, I'm non-Johnny Cash and i totally didn't fake a plane crash.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:20
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There's just one thing that doesn't make sense to me, doc. You said 'im gay' but I checked and you've never had sex with another man. I'm sure this is just an oversight, nothing to concern yourself about.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:21
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I have never seen an episode of Columbo.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have never seen an episode of Columbo. The pilot is good. Spielberg directed it when he was just getting started. Edit: it's all on netflix too! They are really good imo. The show is set up so you see the whole murder at the very beginning so the episodes are more like a cat and mouse game rather than a murder mystery.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:24
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I voted for Reagan twice
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Apr 4, 2015 01:26
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phun phact: Mrs. Columbo was played by? Captain Janeway
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Apr 4, 2015 01:27
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mind the walrus posted:I voted for Reagan twice you're even dumber/more evil than I ever imagined
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Apr 4, 2015 01:28
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gnarlyhotep posted:you're even dumber/more evil than I ever imagined Aside from being flattered you think of me, you do know this is a role play right?
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Ddraig posted:There's just one thing that doesn't make sense to me, doc. You said 'im gay' but I checked and you've never had sex with another man. I'm sure this is just an oversight, nothing to concern yourself about. lmao
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Apr 4, 2015 01:36
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mind the walrus posted:Aside from being flattered you think of me, you do know this is a role play right? yeah I know Mr Bollocks, just found out
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Apr 4, 2015 01:36
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Now little boy, let me read to you a story with my one functional eye. Just one more question, if Dread Pirate Roberts was played by many different people, how come the crew never noticed his sudden change in body height and weight? Itīs just been buggin me for the past couple of days....
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I'm Columbo and I can't get Cassavetes to stop acting like an rear end in a top hat so he can escape the mob. Oh, hold on, I already hosed this up... I'm Cassavetes and I'm a charming sleazeball
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Apr 4, 2015 02:51
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I'm Peter Falk's glass eye.
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Apr 4, 2015 02:55
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Gay
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Apr 4, 2015 03:29
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*ugh* What is it now, Lieutenant? I've told you: he called me last night to try and borrow money from me. Again. I was here the whole time, and the desk clerk can certainly verify that. Can I *please* get back to my vacation?
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ElGroucho posted:I'm Columbo and I can't get Cassavetes to stop acting like an rear end in a top hat so he can escape the mob. Oh, hold on, I already hosed this up... *taking a break from being columbo to play an italian american city works dude in a woman under the influence
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*toasts Frank Sinatra *is funnier then any other dil hole ever on that show without even cracking a joke
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"There's just one thing you missed. You woulda needed some way to hold the french door open. I was driving myself up a wall trying to figure out how you did that. Then I checked your change jar. There was a quarter in there, right on the top. This quarter"*holds up quarter*"you can see it has a little fluff on it. Blue-green fluff. What did you call that color? Sea foam, that's right. I checked with every carpet manufacturer in this state, only one of them had ever made sea foam color carpet. It was a special order, 300 square feet of carpet, made special for this room. You took a quarter of your change jar, used it to hold open the french door, and put it back in the jar, not noticing that little bit of sea foam fluff" *suspect immediately confesses everything, pleads guilty, is executed by lethal injection*
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Innerguard posted:There's just one more thing. Called it, Retina display on the iPod shuffle, finally!!!!!!
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boom boom boom posted:"There's just one thing you missed. You woulda needed some way to hold the french door open. I was driving myself up a wall trying to figure out how you did that. Then I checked your change jar. There was a quarter in there, right on the top. This quarter"*holds up quarter*"you can see it has a little fluff on it. Blue-green fluff. What did you call that color? Sea foam, that's right. I checked with every carpet manufacturer in this state, only one of them had ever made sea foam color carpet. It was a special order, 300 square feet of carpet, made special for this room. You took a quarter of your change jar, used it to hold open the french door, and put it back in the jar, not noticing that little bit of sea foam fluff"  Also Oh, no, this isn't my only car, heh heh. The wife and I have another one, but that one's nothing fancy.
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Apr 4, 2015 15:11
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Apr 4, 2015 15:21
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Columbo is crazy popular in Easern Europe You have to explain this. Also, I don't remember the basset hound. Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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Apr 4, 2015 15:33
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Man you just destroyed my myth when i was a child. Btw, look out for the dog. He may be the murderer
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:I'd like to borrow $200M
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Apr 4, 2015 15:42
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poo poo show, the murderer is obvious within the first few minutes.
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This is a good thread OP. Great role play here. But that's all it is...that's all you have, role play. You can't prove a single line of it!
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