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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkimRFBwzM

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Arnold palmers loving own and I'll fight anyone who disagrees

ArnieD
Apr 1, 2015
Drink responsibly and in moderation :D hth!

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
replacing all bodily fluids with a 60/40 mixture of cum/coconut water

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
drink water like its cum

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


dont drink anything at all and kill yourself

wit
Jul 26, 2011
In Ireland we literally call drinking to compensate for a hangover "a cure". So yeah, more drink.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If you never stop drinking you don't get a hang over

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

wit posted:

In Ireland we literally call drinking to compensate for a hangover "a cure". So yeah, more drink.

isn't it like 3am there now, how are you posting so coherently

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
tequila

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Oral Rehydration Therapy

wit
Jul 26, 2011

jackyl posted:

isn't it like 3am there now, how are you posting so coherently

Good Friday, pubs shut early.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

wit posted:

Good Friday, pubs shut early.

buts it's Saturday now so they should open again

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
a revolver.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
My cum

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Antacid, smokes, ibuprofen, strong coffee.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ArnieD posted:

Drink responsibly and in moderation :D hth!

Llllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
DHM the night before
klonopin the day after

ur welCUM

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

bonghits will certainly help

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Fonzarelli posted:

bonghits will certainly help

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

wit posted:

In Ireland we literally call drinking to compensate for a hangover "a cure". So yeah, more drink.

lol if you don't have a shot of whiskey sitting on your nightstand in the morning for you cause you blacked out before you could take it

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what about two completely full beers, caps off, sitting next to each other



yesterday

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Make yourself puke before you go to bed

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
getting cucked

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Nonviolent J posted:

getting cucked

you're worthless

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
drink Squirt

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
Just never stop drinking

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Before you go out, buy a 500ml of Gatorade, or Pocari Sweat if you can get it, on your pillow. Then when you stagger home, neck the entire bottle before you go to sleep.

Also, Carrot and Orange juice the next morning is wonderful. Especially when paired with pizza.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Hair of the dog. Alternatively just sleep for like 36 hours straight.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

why do people on this forum all think they are some type of romantic grizzly hemingway style alcoholic?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
who the gently caress is grizzly hemingway? is he that guy who wrote that article about drinking his own piss?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I think he's that guy on the building Alaska show that is happy about how he cut his finger off and talks about how one word in Alaska means 20 things, one of those things means chainsaw
Now that i think about it that's how he lost his finger probably

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Amos Moses posted:

Just never stop drinking

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Cucking your gay mom.



Cornbeef hash, eggs and coffee with a little irish cream.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
kill urself and you wont even be able to get drunk anymore

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Dejan Bimble posted:

Make yourself puke before you go to bed

the advice of a professional drunk

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Fonzarelli posted:

why do people on this forum all think they are some type of romantic grizzly hemingway style alcoholic?

hemingway was all about necking a bottle of pocari sweat after staying up until 5am watching cartoon intros and draining a bottle of wild turkey with an entire 2l of sierra mist

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

for whom the taco bell mt dew baja blast tolls

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

I find watching something mindless like Expendables or fast and the furious helps me forget the experience of seeing the hangover

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Farting.

A lot.

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