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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Fat Lowtax posted:

Jews. Jeeeeews. Jews. Jews. Jeeeeews. Jews. Jews. Jeeeeews. Jews. Jews. Jeeeeews. Jews.

edited to add in the page 2 snypa stupid thing, at a later time

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 4, 2015

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die Im going to die

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

more like alone with the sound of our cpap machines

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

The Mad Archivist posted:

goddam tinnitus loving tinnitus gently caress MY GODDAM EAR gently caress

Hi five, fellow tinnitus sufferer :(

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

I have to go to jury duty on Monday and I will vote not guilty no matter what unless it's a pedophile

dumptruckzzz
Sep 13, 2010

amityville anus posted:

i really wish i didnt have diarrhea. i have to fart. im gonna fart and hold my head under the blankets. i got bad diarrhea

Irresistible, always gotta check

DGib
Jan 22, 2010
my girlfriend is cheating on me my girlfriend is cheating on me my girlfriend is cheating on me my girlfriend is cheating on me HOLY poo poo CAT STOP CLAWING THE COUCH gently caress MAN my girlfriend is cheating on me my girlfriend is cheating on me

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I think I have a cancer. It feels like I have cancer.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Mr Underhill posted:

Hi five, fellow tinnitus sufferer :(

I usually sleep with a podcast on or something because the combination of tinnitus and worrying about poo poo will keep me up all night. If it rains out I'll sleep like a log though because it drowns it out mostly.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i bet death feels like sleep

*smiles softly and drifts off into slumber*

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

what the gently caress have i done with my life

+

The Mad Archivist posted:

goddam tinnitus loving tinnitus gently caress MY GODDAM EAR gently caress

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I exercise vigorously every day so I fall asleep within about 10 seconds of my head hitting the pillow. Sorry all u goons are fat and lazy

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Ah gently caress now I have an urge to pee, I'm gonna be up half the night.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
*sticks 1 hand up rear end in a top hat and 1 hand in mouth*

*sleeps peacefully*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
What should I make for dinner tomorrow?

I hope Joey comes to bed soon.

I should fill my water bottle.

*Gets up and makes lentils and tea at 1am

stump collector
May 28, 2007
im severely hosed in the head

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hmm i want to lick Hugh jackmans face

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ahundredbux posted:

Hmm i want to lick Hugh jackmans face

:eyepop:

naem
May 29, 2011

Meganfoxmeganfoxmegandfixxmeganfoxx amandaseifried Megan fox fox megandfooxx umathurmanand meganfoxandamanda seyfried and what's her name from that 70's showand haydenpantierreevangelinelilly flo from that insurance commercial spanking megand foxxx and Amanda seyfried you've been a bad girl Amanda seyfried oh no your pants fell off, professor Uma Thurman and principal Cameron Diaz and I are going to spank you now

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Phew I'm tired, feel good to lay down. zzzzz

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before.Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before. Just another night of nothing like the nothing before....

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
when i sleep am i dead? the me that wakes up is it the same me?

rip me that died last night

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

It sure would suck if I got abducted by aliens.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
hmm whoops turns out it's time for a manic episode instead of sleeping!!

*live studio audience laugh*

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
drat, I can't get the right ratio of blankets on/off to be comfortable...
maybe another swig of whiskey and I'll just pass out.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I'm fat and worthless and I cover every shining moment in my life with a thick layer of poo poo because that's what I do. I ruin everything. Zzzzzzzzzzz

Rat Flavoured Rats
Oct 24, 2005
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-rat_flavoured_rats.gif"><br><font size=+2 color=#2266bc>I'm a little fairy girl<font size=+0> <b>^_^</b></font>
ed miliband is a dreamboat

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
is there a ghost in here? i think there's a ghost in here...what was that loving noise? poo poo, if i move to turn on the light the ghost will know that i know ah gently caress

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I'M SAD ABOUT A GIRL

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
I hate myself. I am so alone. I am going to die. I am growing old. I want to kill.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

20matar posted:

I hate myself. I am so alone. I am going to die. I am growing old. I want to kill.

do it, don't let the people who wronged you walk around happy with what they've done, TAKE THEM OUT WITH YOU

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
Stellar advice, pal. I'll add that to my sheep counting rotation.

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
need more

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