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Pot isn't legal were I am at and I'm way too much of a pussy to try harder drugs. So drinking myself to death it is! Goons, I expect you all to be experts in your field. I am a 500lb man, 5 foot 10 inches in height. I do not exercise at all and my diet normally consists of Mrs T's pierogies and Totinos pizza rolls. How much alcohol do I need to consume, per day, to kill myself. Please list various amounts with the length of time. Also, would Butt chugging help me? Help!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYxfxf3wTLM
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Apr 4, 2015 07:03
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If you're really 500lb, I imagine your diet will kill you long before any alcohol can. Just double down on the snacking and you'll be dead within 5 years, guaranteed!
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Apr 4, 2015 07:04
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good luck op
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Apr 4, 2015 07:05
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Pistol_Pete posted:If you're really 500lb, I imagine your diet will kill you long before any alcohol can. Just double down on the snacking and you'll be dead within 5 years, guaranteed! Look, I'm trying to speed this poo poo up. Recent event have made life untenable. I'm actually 463 pounds, but really, past 200, what the gently caress is the difference? I just want to be dead inside of six months.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeii225G-HM
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Apr 4, 2015 07:05
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make sure to wash down plenty of pain killers
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Apr 4, 2015 07:05
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Dude, who cares about the legality if you're dead, just overdose on pot already
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Apr 4, 2015 07:06
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don't do that OP because then you won't post anymore and the funny goat in the vending machine won't show up anymore and that would be sad
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Apr 4, 2015 07:06
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Meth would honestly be way faster. And, I assume, more fun.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrpFXKtOVg
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Apr 4, 2015 07:09
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OP has an impressive rapsheet, considering he's only been on here 3 years.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:09
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where am i
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Apr 4, 2015 07:09
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The drink of choice was Manischewitz, I gargled it like battery acid, so sweet it frittered the ends of my uvula and subjected me to a sugar high at the same time it reduced my organs to puddles of refuse, the best way to go, after all, is a supremely religious display of excess.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:10
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Goon project!
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Apr 4, 2015 07:11
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Post a video of you screaming at your monitor and jumping on broken glass like roboshit did or gently caress off
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Apr 4, 2015 07:12
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I actually just literally decided to start smoking weed again (Colorado) while vacuuming my rug in the middle of the night (whoa drugs) because a band called weapon of choice told me to and I can do whatever I want legally I forgot what up ''merica right? poo poo is tite. weapon of choice was tite as tits if you drank weed in the "90s"
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Apr 4, 2015 07:13
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mods I'll pay u 10 bux to change my avatar back
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Apr 4, 2015 07:14
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finally
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Apr 4, 2015 07:17
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dad gay. so what posted:mods I'll pay u 10 bux to change my avatar back please don't your av is finally almost as great as mine
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Apr 4, 2015 07:18
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Don't kill yourself there's so much to live for, books you haven't read, pants you haven't soiled, animals loving in ways you can't even imagine! Out there, right now in this wide world of ours there's an animal you admire, an animal you love, an animal your four year old self respected and wish he or she could be and it's masturbating with a dirty bath sponge or bloodied tampon and you don't even know about it!
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Apr 4, 2015 07:19
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Tonsured posted:Don't kill yourself there's so much to live for, books you haven't read, pants you haven't soiled, animals loving in ways you can't even imagine! Out there, right now in this wide world of ours there's an animal you admire, an animal you love, an animal your four year old self respected and wish he or she could be and it's masturbating with a dirty bath sponge or bloodied tampon and you don't even know about it! i agree. you should kill this poster. then kill yourself.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:22
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I would like to promote 2 things in this thread besides the op killing himself ( which is probably the best idea ever -voting 5) 1. I literally forgot I could just go by some weed if I feel like it, so America is cool if your not a gay fag I guess 2. there was a band who didn't quite make it in the 90s that was so loving bad rear end if you like weed from the 90s or like to fuckin party
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Apr 4, 2015 07:23
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dad gay. so what posted:2. there was a band who didn't quite make it in the 90s that was so loving bad rear end if you like weed from the 90s or like to fuckin party Ween?
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Apr 4, 2015 07:27
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dad gay. so what posted:I would like to promote 2 things in this thread besides the op killing himself ( which is probably the best idea ever -voting 5) Fatboy Slim?
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Apr 4, 2015 07:29
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you stupid fucks
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Apr 4, 2015 07:30
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if you guess the band I'll give you something worth at least 10$
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Apr 4, 2015 07:32
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I'll give a hint or so maybe if the op does or does not commit suicide
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Apr 4, 2015 07:33
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Waltzing Along posted:i agree. you should kill this poster. then kill yourself. You're right. This world is poo poo and everything is terrible, our time here is but a slow shamble toward a grey slated thing overlooking a plot of dirt. We are ash and apparitions, in time no one will love us, in time no one will need us, in time no one will know us. Oblivion. Entropy. It's all pointless why even keep the charade up, why should we struggle, why should we breath when we know our next breath is but for a primitive need of self preservation. Death that great black specter is behind us, in front of us, why should we suffer him even a moment longer.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:33
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dad gay. so what posted:if you guess the band I'll give you something worth at least 10$ Northside bitch. sad story..they got hosed by grunge. their incredible debut album (on factory records, wooha) was released the day that Nevermind came out. It's such a fantastic album, too.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:33
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L.A.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:35
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But you're a good something awful poster, you have so much to live for
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Apr 4, 2015 07:35
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chili pepper connection. Black. Weed.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:36
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Inevitable posted:But you're a good something awful poster, you have so much to live for kill yourself
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Apr 4, 2015 07:36
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start taking bupropion, be happy, lose your appetite, lose 300lbs, get buff, become a motivational speaker, get money, get sex, then drink everclear until you die. it's the only way.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:37
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dad gay. so what posted:chili pepper connection. Black. Weed. oh..they weren't that great. yer just high.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:37
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northside were leagues better
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Apr 4, 2015 07:38
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wrong
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Apr 4, 2015 07:38
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Watching Leaving Las Vegas now.
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Apr 4, 2015 07:39
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ok the answer is weapon of choice and their 1st gay album is tits
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