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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
just asking u to think about it if ur not comfortable admitting it (though reminder you are amongst true friends here)

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i sex the ugliest people i can find, so i can feel confident knowing i was the best they ever had

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
no it was mostly the other way around

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Probably. idk.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Is that the part where I'm finished but still acting interested even though I wanna go play quake?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



yes

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

satanic splash-back posted:

i sex the ugliest people i can find, so i can feel confident knowing i was the best they ever had

Are you sure you're not ugly?

unassertive boy 99 fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Apr 4, 2015

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

InterFaced posted:

Is that the part where I'm finished but still acting interested even though I wanna go play quake?

So you're not actually interested in your partner's pleasure.... what's your number big boy? (i'm assuming you're an actually big boy, bmi of over 30)

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I work out. I do. I'm still a horrible person but I work out.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
they came...expecting a lot more op

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
No but I've been told I kiss terribly by one girl. We both have overbites so it was as much her fault as mine that we smashed our teeth together ffs.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
no

www
Aug 4, 2010

so what

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I've definitely banged some chicks I was not proud of OP.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Yes for some, no for most. I had a girlfriend who told me she would rate me a 6/10. You loving bitch! At least lie to me.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
no i am very attractiv and mostl have sex with girls who hit on me first

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I used to make slam whales fall in love with the power of my dick.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

im a low point to the people i talk to, let alone not have sex with

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


sorta, i seem to always be the rebound lay (at least until i get sick of hearing them cry about their ex)

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I used to make slam whales fall in love with the power of my dick.

This but ongoing

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
After my first serious relationship failed, I hooked up with a chick I met online. She lied about her weight and had horrible teeth and nasty breath.

I still hit that poo poo like my life depended on it, though. :geno:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Look-wise no. Performance-wise yes, always.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Are you sure you're not ugly?

i never said im a great catch (i am, btw, extremely attractive, like 9/10 at least)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Most of SA frequents brothels and "massage" parlors so I'm gonna go ahead and say probably.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Nope, I was in the middle all the time. Not horrible, but nothing special either.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

is cosby a goon?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Not only am I sure I am the low point I've gone so far as to name my cock 'The Rock Bottom'.

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
ive never had sex

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
i was, am and will be cuz i put a ring on it

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i was, am and will be cuz i put a ring on it

you sure showed her

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Im loving a really ugly bitch right now

but she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch like jesus christ. Still ugly and barely take her out in public

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If it wasn't for women hitting rock bottom I'd never get laid

naem
May 29, 2011

satanic splash-back posted:

i sex the ugliest people i can find, so i can feel confident knowing i was the best they ever had

I've been on both ends of this spectrum lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
I've put my dick into a few things that I'm not proud of

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Look-wise no. Performance-wise yes, always.

call me

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i've been told that not only was i the low point but i have the smallest dick they've ever seen lmao

wait

:(

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

the great deceiver posted:

i've been told that not only was i the low point but i have the smallest dick they've ever seen lmao

wait

:(
That doesn't matter as much as u think cuz clitoris stimulation is primary way women get off anyway. And obviously ur an oral sex master (cuz lol/wow if ur not) so the dick flaw doesn't hurt ur relationships.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
never been less than top third

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
probably

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I loving hope so.

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