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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
"Um, excuse me, what are you looking at? Are you looking at me? Holding hands with a girl? This happens to be my girlfriend. Stop raping me with your eyes! Come on, Jordan, let's go make out to some Ani."

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

constantly thinks about cocks

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Universe Master posted:

constantly thinks gently caress YOU MOM

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I never understood this

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

LeoMarr posted:

I never understood this

be rebellious in a way that will still genuinely piss some people off, but then later you can chalk it up to youthful experimentation

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

LeoMarr posted:

I never understood this

Pussy is great

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Universe Master posted:

Pussy is great

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

THIS is why I need feminism!

*is married with 3 kids 10 years later*

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
is this the linux user group club room? oh wait. ss-sorry uh bye.

*shuffles awkwardly out of room with 5 year old thinkpad in hand*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"No mom, you dont understand. We are IN LOVE!"

*moves in with girlfriend

*breaks up

*goes back to cockhunting 2 weeks later

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Melanie is my life partner and I don't care what any of you heteronormative fucks think about our relationship.

*dumps her for an investment banker two months after graduation*

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
i believe that 50% of visible females on the internet are completely full of poo poo

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Oh Hell No posted:

Melanie is my life partner and I don't care what any of you heteronormative fucks think about our relationship.

*dumps her for an liberal arts major two minutes after graduation*

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

* OMG Melanie....I mean a cock is just a big clitoris....what's your problem?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Oh Hell No posted:

Melanie is my life partner and I don't care what any of you heteronormative fucks think about our relationship.

*dumps her for an investment banker two months after graduation*

Thats the east coast WASP version for sure. It wreaks of affluent Virginia.

:golfclap:

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

has never asked a girl out in her life

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Universe Master posted:

has never asked a girl out in her life

didn't have to, met her lifemate in an intro to women's studies seminar. they made the beast with two backs after reading the bridge called my back

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I wonder if theres lesbian couples that don't actually have sex or kiss but just call themselves a couple for posterity purposes.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

LeoMarr posted:

I wonder if theres lesbian couples that don't actually have sex or kiss but just call themselves a couple for posterity purposes.

ever hear of lesbian bed death? that's probably most of them

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

LeoMarr posted:

I wonder if theres lesbian couples that don't actually have sex or kiss but just call themselves a couple for posterity purposes.

Do you know what posterity means?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

psyopmonkey posted:

Do you know what posterity means?

its a big word so i had to utilize it for posterity purposes

naem
May 29, 2011

I've converted several lesbians

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

I've converted several lesbians

you're doing god's work

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

I've converted several lesbians
please don't post your human centipede fanfiction in gbs

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

psyopmonkey posted:

Do you know what posterity means?

I use the Sprite Posterizer(tm) app so yes

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
let me problematize this for you

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

psyopmonkey posted:

Do you know what posterity means?

And speaking of Lesbians, get a load of this chick right here, *snort*

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCQKiaIB9s

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
It's also hilarious how many of these LUG types now have youtube channels where they swear up and down they are lesbian because they took intro to womens studies 101. Will be hilariously embarrasing for them for those videos to still be floating around on the internet 5-10 years from now when they're married to men and have a bunch of kids.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 4, 2015

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Hobo Siege posted:

i believe that the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ died on Good Friday and he arose from the dead on Easter, three days later.

Me too my friend, me too.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Dick Fagballzson posted:

It's also hilarious how many of these LUG types now have youtube channels where they swear up and down they are lesbian because they took intro to womens studies 101. Will be hilariously embarrasing for them for those videos to still be floating around on the internet 5-10 years from now when they're married to men and have a bunch of kids.

lol for serious? can you post one?

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

LeoMarr posted:

I wonder if theres lesbian couples that don't actually have sex or kiss but just call themselves a couple for posterity purposes.

Women have low or no sex drives. With no man around to initiate sex, nothing happens in most lesbian relationships. Gay men have the most sex, followed by heterosexual couples, then lesbians.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Horniest Manticore posted:

lol for serious? can you post one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HadrVnwMSzQ

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


LeoMarr posted:

I wonder if theres lesbian couples that don't actually have sex or kiss but just call themselves a couple for posterity purposes.

i've known a few lesbian couples where both partners claimed to also be asexual, so it was really just a typical girl friendship with occasional hand-holding and hilarious public bouts of jealous rage

cams
Mar 28, 2003


thread where a bunch of guys are offended by women exploring sexuality

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
*is ops nuerotic problems with women personified*: "Well I CERTAINLY wont ufkc you*"


*said in bitchy way while pretending to like girls

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Horniest Manticore posted:

"look at those women, doing things with each other. this is clearly about me and what they want me to think. whores."

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009
if you don't spend college doing gay stuff the gently caress are you even doing thats what its there for

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Penis

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Agnostalgia posted:

if you don't spend college doing gay stuff the gently caress are you even doing thats what its there for

Learning stuff
Gay stuff
Drug stuff
Depression stuff

College talk ITT

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