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Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
so far as i can tell an asexual is just a woman who is for some reason uncomfortable with feminine sexuality

but they all binge cock on cock like it's going out of style

and they're loud as loving gently caress about it too

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
um

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its me after jerkin off, op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
its me going skiing

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
a form of mental retardation

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzwJGOx8EYA

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
okay OP

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
Asexuals are people with abnormally low libidos, sexual dysfunction, intimacy issues or a penchant for the Fedora.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i know a guy who has never had sex with a lady, but he has never had sex with a guy either. is that what an asexual is?




or is that just what a goon is lmao

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
people who dont feel like having sex p much ever

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
it is a very special snowflake

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
An asexual is something that reproduces without a breeding partner hth

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
posting in the incel megathread

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
i prefer to smoke weed and jerk off to fornication, am im an asexual?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
"No one wants to gently caress me, but its not because anything is wrong with me I've just chosen this lifestyle"

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Some medication and mental illness cause a severe lack in libido so I suppose they're excused from that

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

something that can gently caress itself and breed itself? the ultimate hermit dream.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

serious norman posted:

i prefer to smoke weed and jerk off to fornication, am im an asexual?

No, the word you're looking for is "autist".

An asexual is a person who's had his balls lopped off. If he still somehow has balls, then they don't work right, probably ball cancer, and should be lopped off.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

gently caress yourself to death OP, this thread is bad

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
someone who shares a secret with their uncle

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
eat gay dix in hell op

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

i gently caress exclusivetyl while wearing fursuits and i don't understand this subculture of people who arent interested in sex AMA

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

yes, i am only turned on by legend of zelda fanfiction

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

princess zelda makes my pussy wetter than any corporeal being, A: Yes

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Somebody whose standards are too high!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Somebody who faces as much or even more persecution than a gay person, OP.

Sometimes the gays even oppress asexuals and downplay their struggle.

Dragonsven
Jan 29, 2006

I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
I believe it is quantity 1 of sexual.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+an+asexual%3F

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I thought it's when you have dick and puss both and they work together, also you impregnate yourself

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Asexual means instead of doing the do, the organism just jerks itself off and then out comes a baby.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
its when a girl has a friend who wants to gently caress her but she doesn't want to gently caress him. she can say she is "asexual" in order to keep him as a friend and not hurt his feelings.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nation posted:

I thought it's when you have dick and puss both and they work together, also you impregnate yourself

No that's a hermaphrodite.

Asexual reproduction is being a blob that splits when it gets big enough or reproducing by budding.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Sometimes the gays even oppress asexuals and downplay their struggle.

Who wouldn't want to oppress asexuals? They've just gotta learn to love the cock. I bet they already secretly already love it, they're just afraid. It's for their own good after all. That's "male" asexuals mind you, the chicks just need to get themselves some pussy.

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape
whats an asexual?

im'a sex u all :xd:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Asexual predator.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

No that's a hermaphrodite.

Asexual reproduction is being a blob that splits when it gets big enough or reproducing by budding.

Not sure if people can do that, it doesn't sound sexual either

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=890069631057814&set=vb.663600867038026&type=2&theater

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Nation posted:

Not sure if people can do that, it doesn't sound sexual either

please don't mix up asexual reproduction with asexual lifestyle it's v. triggering to some people

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Ahundredbux posted:

please don't mix up asexual reproduction with asexual lifestyle it's v. triggering to some people

Are you literally shaking?

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

IronClaymore posted:

Are you literally shaking?

Literally shaking is actually the early stage of proper asexual division.

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