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babypolis posted:the only thing worse than argentinians is the british though. I can see why; a few decades of non-stop collapsing empire and then some lovely south american dictatorship thinks it can get away with straight up stealing one of your colonies? Yea, getting to finally draw a line in the stand and stomp the poo poo out of some lovely army would be a big deal.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 02:48 |
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They're called The Falkland Islands, your Argentinean twat.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:12 |
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Every Latin American country hates each other, but they all hate Argentina the most
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:35 |
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babypolis posted:the only thing worse than argentinians is the british though. it's a confusing issue because 99.9% of the time the UK is on the wrong and evil side of a conflict. Argentina is just so dumb they joined an exclusive club with basically just nazi germany in terms of managing to be worse than the Brits
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babypolis posted:the only thing worse than argentinians is the british though. Just like how pissy butt hurt Americans turn up in threads like this or the India ones crying about how evil our glorious empire was because you have this self instilled feeling that you are all kids from the same abusive foster home and still mad at your former master. At least we can laugh at our lovely island, you cunts have to stand up and pledge allegiance to yours 5 times a day.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 07:04 |
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napoleon did nothing wrong
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 09:10 |
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Remember when the argies tried to take them back and got a jolly good spanking?
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 09:31 |
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Omi-Polari posted:on a scale of 1 to 10 jean luc picards smashing the display case in star trek: first contact, how mad are we talking? Argentinians genuinely believe they are basically white Europeans and therefore better than all these Latinos they have to live around, which is why Latin America hates them so much. No one in Europe thinks of Argentinians as anything other than South Americans so they get pretty mad about that. I'd say a 6. Whenever you point out there's no legal basis for their claims on the Falklands they get super mad, like definitely a enterprise model display case smashing mad. I mean they have these big rallies where the President tells them all about how it's only a matter of time until they evict the imperialist yolk and a literal mob chased Jeremy Clarkson out of the country because he happened to have a licence plate that could be contrived to refer to the Falklands war. I mean the level of anger is probably about equal to one of those US guys from the deep south after they heard Target had implemented a "No guns in the store" policy. They were all mad about the second amendment and none of them stopped to appreciate the irony of a store called "Target" banning guns. Kitchner fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Kitchner posted:Argentinians genuinely believe they are basically white Europeans and therefore better than all these Latinos they have to live around, which is why Latin America hates them so much. No one in Europe thinks of Argentinians as anything other than South Americans so they get pretty mad about that. I'd say a 6. Yeah, there are a few Rules to talking with Argentines. Unless you're ready to smile and nod at a shitload of irrationality, don't call them South American/Latin/Hispanic, and don't go anywhere near the Falklands issue.
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Fumble posted:Just like how pissy butt hurt Americans turn up in threads like this or the India ones crying about how evil our glorious empire was because you have this self instilled feeling that you are all kids from the same abusive foster home and still mad at your former master. ingerland
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 15:20 |
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Shoulda just nuked Buenos Aires, give the whiny losers something to really cry about.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 15:54 |
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Sentinel Red posted:Shoulda just nuked Buenos Aires, give the whiny losers something to really cry about. That would be a waste of a lot of hot porteņas.
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Sentinel Red posted:Shoulda just nuked Buenos Aires, give the whiny losers something to really cry about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwYipfRFD0c Soy de Buenos Aires y digo que los maten a todos TheImmigrant posted:That would be a waste of a lot of hot porteņas.
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Omi-Polari posted:If there's a country whose navy has gone into deeper decline than Britain, it's Argentina Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Innerguard posted:God bless Margaret Thatcher, may she RIP. The only people who hated Margaret Thatcher more than the Argentines were the British.
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TheImmigrant posted:Yeah, there are a few Rules to talking with Argentines. Unless you're ready to smile and nod at a shitload of irrationality, don't call them South American/Latin/Hispanic, and don't go anywhere near the Falklands issue. Duly noted. I just hope they're not banging post and pans when I visit. Is that still a thing or did rich brazilians steal their fad???
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Casimir Radon posted:Say what you will about Margaret Thatcher, jokes about buying everyone in Scotland a shovel so they can deliver her to Satan personally are hilarious, but curbstomping those stupid Argies was the greatest thing ever. Argentina has a lot in common with the American South. Delusions of past grandeur, inability to admit wrongdoing, inability to get over losing, endless whining, and electing bumbling retards. Their reaction to an imagined slight by Top Gear was far more violent (And probably backed by the government) than when the Alabama white trash reacted to intentional insult from the show. and i'd hardly call that a curb stomping it was a little dicey for a few seconds, iirc them exocet antiship missiles were destined for the lone uk carrier and only changed target accidentally to hit the merchant supply ship if they hit that carrier you'd all be speaking argentinese right now
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:06 |
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My favourite example of Argentine dissonance is the Belgrano incident. The Argentinian navy accepts it was a legitimate act of war, but their politicians keep bleating about it being a war crime. It wasn't a war crime. In any case, the Falklands issue is just a way of distracting Argentinians from their lovely, lovely economy. People are angry, so politicians give them something external to be angry about.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:24 |
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Argentina keeps trying to be an Orwellian dystopia but they're too incompetent to even do that right. They pass ever-more draconian laws, people just shrug and head back into the nearest arbolito to change their toilet pesos into dollars like they do every other day. Even argentinians don't really give a poo poo about Argentina.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:49 |
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It's like on the one hand, latino pride but then it's also like, gently caress Argentinians, they are pretty much the worst
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:55 |
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ElGroucho posted:It's like on the one hand, latino pride Argentina is an awesome place to visit, so long as you can leave whenever you want. Pretty much every Argentine who can get a foreign passport (usually Italian) already has one.
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Plucky Brit posted:My favourite example of Argentine dissonance is the Belgrano incident. The Argentinian navy accepts it was a legitimate act of war, but their politicians keep bleating about it being a war crime. It wasn't a war crime. The Royal Navy sunk our ship while we were invading several of their islands.
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LLCoolJD posted:The Royal Navy sunk our ship while we were invading several of their islands. I can't imagine myself invading one of my own islands. Maybe if I was really drunk.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:27 |
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Go home you pigskin parasites
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:30 |
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ecuador > argentina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:51 |
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So how do people here feel about the Hans Island? What does the Monroe Doctrine say about Denmark and Canada?
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Plucky Brit posted:My favourite example of Argentine dissonance is the Belgrano incident. The Argentinian navy accepts it was a legitimate act of war, but their politicians keep bleating about it being a war crime. It wasn't a war crime. yeah lol a warship gets sunk in a war why i never
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Omi-Polari posted:you can really thank the U.S. for the argentinian defeat in 1982. because the u.s. did a lot of training and advising there during the dirty war. but the U.S. imparted to the argentines the lesson that expensive tricked-out technology wins the day, so the argentinans went on a shopping spree for advanced weapons without ever really learning how to use it together, or use it effectively. a fun fact here is that the french just gave the exocet anti-ship missile deactivation codes to the british, but yeah 'gusto' lol
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FiestaNinja posted:a fun fact here is that the french just gave the exocet anti-ship missile deactivation codes to the british, but yeah 'gusto' lol It was kind of them to risk their credibility in all future arms sales like that.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 16:44 |
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Argentinians: They are basically Italian, make the best pastas, have the best steaks , and don't know how to whisper. They are stuck up and proud.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 16:57 |
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Just like Italians they suck at war, business, civil leadership, and personal hygiene lol
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 17:20 |
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Tony Homo posted:Argentinians: They are basically Italian, make the best pastas, have the best steaks , and don't know how to whisper. They are stuck up and proud. They overcook pasta in Argentina, like they are serving it to olds without teeth. Also, the food is much more boring than it is in Italy - bunch of grilled meat, with lovely medialunas for breakfast. Pizza in Argentina sucks rear end.
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Fumble posted:It was kind of them to risk their credibility in all future arms sales like that. Cabinet secret memos have now been released showing Thatcher told the French to give them the codes otherwise we would use nukes on the Argentines.
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TheImmigrant posted:They overcook pasta in Argentina, like they are serving it to olds without teeth. Also, the food is much more boring than it is in Italy - bunch of grilled meat, with lovely medialunas for breakfast. Pizza in Argentina sucks rear end. Fugazzeta pizza is outrageously good tbf
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 17:38 |
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the craziest dish in argentina was just plain dulce de leche. there was a woman sitting next to me in a grill place, eating that stuff like creamy soup. I think it's just plain caramelized sugar with some other crap added in.
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ElGroucho posted:It's like on the one hand, latino pride Lol if you think Argentinians class themselves as "latino". They think they are superior to everyone else in S America because they are "white"
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 17:50 |
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in the land of hispanics, the italian immigrant is white i suppose
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:00 |
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Jonad posted:Just like Italians they suck at war, business, civil leadership, and personal hygiene lol An Argentinian is the kind of motherfucker to say, "I am great at many things, but I am absolutely best at being humble." And then you chuckle a little bit at his joke, but he/she doesn't know what's so funny.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:13 |
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"Cry some more" Though clearly we're working diligently to make it as easy as possible for next time you try :/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rity-gaffe.html
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Jonad posted:Just like Italians they suck at war, business, civil leadership, and personal hygiene lol
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