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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Their steaks are insanely over-rated

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Whittle posted:

"Cry some more"

:flame:

Though clearly we're working diligently to make it as easy as possible for next time you try :/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rity-gaffe.html

LOL as we post a crack detail of argentine marines is on their way to those coordinates, drifting slowly across the south atlantic on the upturned hull of a 70 year old destroyer

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



TheImmigrant posted:

Se encontraban dos argentinos discutiendo:
- Che te digo que yo soy el hijo de Dios!
- No, no, no, mira... El hijo de Dios soy yo.
- Pero... ¿como?. ¿Vos estás loco?. Si el hijo de Dios soy yo!
Y siguieron asi por un buen rato hasta que pasó otro argentino, al cual detuvieron y le preguntaron:
- Mira tenemos un dilema. Él dice que es el hijo de Dios, pero no. Porque el hijo de Dios soy yo. ¿Vos qué decis?
A lo que el otro argentino respondió:
- Che... Pero que decís... ¡YO NO TENGO HIJOS!

haha!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

TheImmigrant posted:

Se encontraban dos argentinos discutiendo:
- Che te digo que yo soy el hijo de Dios!
- No, no, no, mira... El hijo de Dios soy yo.
- Pero... ¿como?. ¿Vos estás loco?. Si el hijo de Dios soy yo!
Y siguieron asi por un buen rato hasta que pasó otro argentino, al cual detuvieron y le preguntaron:
- Mira tenemos un dilema. Él dice que es el hijo de Dios, pero no. Porque el hijo de Dios soy yo. ¿Vos qué decis?
A lo que el otro argentino respondió:
- Che... Pero que decís... ¡YO NO TENGO HIJOS!

gently caress this terrible accent, btw

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Their steaks are insanely over-rated

Lies.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
The steaks are good, but not for every single meal. Really, the only places in the Western Hemisphere south of the US with truly unique and delicious cuisines are Mexico, Peru, and Bahia.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

an argentinian dies of natural causes: hosed to death by an inanimate object

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Fumble posted:

Just like how pissy butt hurt Americans turn up in threads like this or the India ones crying about how evil our glorious empire was because you have this self instilled feeling that you are all kids from the same abusive foster home and still mad at your former master.
At least we can laugh at our lovely island, you cunts have to stand up and pledge allegiance to yours 5 times a day.

im not even american u gently caress but thanks for proving my point

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Every Latin American country hates each other, but they all hate Argentina the most

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to go the BA and gently caress all their hot women and never utter a word of spanish but just shout louder in english when im not understood by the shop keeps

CHIPS PLEASE!!! ALSO BEER, I NEED MORE BEER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOMBRE?! BEER AND CONDOMS.

basically do this for every country, native language be damned langua franca mother fucker.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
the argentinians are basically the british of south america

they even have a valley full of welsh people

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

actually a lot of argentinians move here and we dont really mind them. yeah sure they have a disproportionate amount of pride in their lovely country, but they sure know how to make an amazing empanada, and they appreciate a nice bbq as much we do so who cares. plus their women are hot as gently caress and they have by far the best movie industry in latin america. everyone should watch "wild tales" its like an argentinian pulp fiction and it owns

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Britain will never give up this island as long as the people want to stay british!

*sells hong kong back to the chinese forcing its inhabitants to flee to canada*

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Britain will never give up this island as long as the people want to stay british!

*sells hong kong back to the chinese forcing its inhabitants to flee to canada*

Yes, because Argentina isn't a rising superpower that could easily take the Falklands at any time with overwhelming military force.

Funny that Argentina refuse to attend any talks on sovereignty when there are Falkland Islanders at the negotiations. You'd think they should have a say.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wish i had some mushrooms

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cheap Argentinian wine is a bit better than other cheap, lovely wine if it's any consolation to them

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Plucky Brit posted:

Yes, because Argentina isn't a rising superpower that could easily take the Falklands at any time with overwhelming military force.

Funny that Argentina refuse to attend any talks on sovereignty when there are Falkland Islanders at the negotiations. You'd think they should have a say.

Thatcher should have went to war with China over Hong Kong.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

TEAYCHES posted:

according to the monroe doctrine the united states should have intervened on the side of argentina in the falklands war and taken out the gay rear end royal navy for colonial meddling in the western hemisphere

according to the monroe doctrine the us should have declared war on britain and seized canada

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fojar38 posted:

according to the monroe doctrine the us should have declared war on britain and seized canada
its funny that in the long run they didnt need to, we basically said yep ok 51st that is fine

im not really complaining our fed govt loving sucks

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



I agree with everything the president says in this video

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the only thing more embarrassing than argentina insisting the falklands is theres is british nationalist jerking off about argentina

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the only thing more embarrassing than argentina insisting the falklands is theres is british nationalist jerking off about argentina

Won't you allow us one little fig leaf to cover our shameful loss of empire

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Sorry we're so much better at everything, it must be hard being so jealous

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Whittle posted:

"Cry some more"

:flame:

Though clearly we're working diligently to make it as easy as possible for next time you try :/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rity-gaffe.html

:lol:

which factor will be more important in deciding falkland war 2: malvinas boogaloo?

1) the self-mutilation of the royal navy esp. their retarded stovl carriers with groverplanes

2) the argentine military literally rusting away

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

South America makes Florida look like Sweden.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
the daily heil sun gotcha cover was great

i don't get why they pulled it after finding out the argie boat actually sank

it's a loving war, the other guys shot first, be happy it's them dying for their country and not you for yours

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

blowfish posted:

argentine military

Ahahahahahahah

We never had any military it's just a bunch of glorified police

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the only thing more embarrassing than argentina insisting the falklands is theres is british nationalist jerking off about argentina

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Everyone knows that Third worlder`s cant defeat a first nation military in open combat. They have to use guile instead of strength to win, it worked in Vietnam and Afghanistan and it would have worked on the Falklands islands. Argentina should have smuggled immigrants over and outbred the native brits, then called for referendum. But noo they had use their shiny toys rigth there and then.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pochoclo posted:

Ahahahahahahah

We never had any military it's just a bunch of glorified police

to be fair the scrapped argentine carrier (assuming it had gotten modernised lol) was less retarded than the HMS Prince of Walesdid you know it's more obese than 50 olympic swimming pools and HRH the PoW combined? britannia rules the sea, citizen since it actually had an angled flight deck and a catapult to launch real planes

Baudolino posted:

Everyone knows that Third worlder`s cant defeat a first nation military in open combat. They have to use guile instead of strength to win, it worked in Vietnam and Afghanistan and it would have worked on the Falklands islands. Argentina should have smuggled immigrants over and outbred the native brits, then called for referendum. But noo they had use their shiny toys rigth there and then.

nippon beat russia before ww1 though

though that was savages beating untermenschen so it only half-counts :godwinning:

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Plucky Brit posted:

Yes, because Argentina isn't a rising superpower that could easily take the Falklands at any time with overwhelming military force.

Funny that Argentina refuse to attend any talks on sovereignty when there are Falkland Islanders at the negotiations. You'd think they should have a say.

China would have never gone to war over Hong Kong because unlike the argies they aren't stupid pricks

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Besides, wasn't Hong Kong officially leased from China for a hundred years or some such poo poo? If the lease expires and it's time to hand it back, what can you really do?

(no, saying "possession is nine tenths, bitches!" and peacing out isn't an option)

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I never got why Argentina wanted a rock filled with British people anyway.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Sentinel Red posted:

Besides, wasn't Hong Kong officially leased from China for a hundred years or some such poo poo? If the lease expires and it's time to hand it back, what can you really do?

(no, saying "possession is nine tenths, bitches!" and peacing out isn't an option)

the lease was for 99 years, because of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99-year_lease

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Drunkboxer posted:

I never got why Argentina wanted a rock filled with British people anyway.
Starting a war with EL IMPERIO is what South American narcodictators and kleptocrats do when they accidentally all the money in the whole country and nobody can buy toilet paper.

www
Aug 4, 2010

imo uk should have stripped hong kong of everything, razed it to the ground then give it back to china

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

www posted:

imo uk should have stripped hong kong of everything, razed it to the ground then give it back to china

They gave it back to the wrong Chinese government, that's all.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Frozen Horse posted:

They gave it back to the wrong Chinese government, that's all.

We should have returned it to the qing emperor

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Are there still no official relations between China and Taiwan?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Frozen Horse posted:

They gave it back to the wrong Chinese government, that's all.

that would have been the troll of the century right there, and worth the inevitable World War

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