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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
basketball when you're in your 20s

baseball when you're in your thirties and you just chill drinking beer the entire game

football when you're a 40 year old dad pining for glory days

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

hockey when you're a lonely embittered old gently caress who wants to drop the pretenses and just watch younger men slam the teeth out of each other

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Pocket pool when your balls dangle enough to play with your pole

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I scored four tds at Polk high

AZ Guy
Apr 7, 2015

by Ralp
:iamafag:

socrates chugwolf
Apr 7, 2015

by Ralp
:iamafag:

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scoob stallion
Apr 7, 2015

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