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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



psyopmonkey posted:

:drat:

Thats pretty epic.

It would make a super cool tattoo.

lmao no it wouldnt

Agag posted:

Due to this thread I checked in on Dorkins' twitter today, and I guess he posted the question "Who is the most over-rated person in history?" and then had to delete it because people were pwning so bad him instead of giving the "correct" answer.

tom landry?

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Agag posted:

Due to this thread I checked in on Dorkins' twitter today, and I guess he posted the question "Who is the most over-rated person in history?" and then had to delete it because people were pwning so bad him instead of giving the "correct" answer.


is the correct answer the prophet mohammad pbuh?

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

gosh he sounds like a fun guy to have a beer with

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
hes violated both of those because he owns himself on a daily basis

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

hes violated both of those because he owns himself on a daily basis

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
It is amazing how good Dorkins is at setting himself up for ownage

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Like his everyday life is a volleyball game where he can't stop gently setting the ball to be spiked into his face

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Selfsuck Roadhead posted:


gosh he sounds like a fun guy to have a beer with

lmfao. You can just type in "dawkins stupid tweet" and find a thousand things

Stick Figure Mafia fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Apr 6, 2015

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
is dink donkler the most successful autist in the world?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lmfao. You can just type in "dawkins stupid tweet" and find a thousand things



lmao this is the best one

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lmfao. You can just type in "dawkins stupid tweet" and find a thousand things


Incredible...what his nemeses the evil creationists cannot do (make him look stupid) he does for them

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


:captainpop:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

lol

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/311790297480830976

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice



whats this even about


edit fuk

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
he is fearless, which is what Science does to men...gives them great big balls to go and say whatever they have scientifically found out

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice



:chanpop:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

hes violated both of those because he owns himself on a daily basis

YES.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lmfao. You can just type in "dawkins stupid tweet" and find a thousand things


Someone needs to compile a book. "Yes, Dawkins Really Said This."

RideTheSpiral posted:

is dink donkler the most successful autist in the world?

No that's the guy who made Pokemon.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
Dinkle Dookins

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
An eminent biologist and lovely philosopher, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Dinkle Dookins!

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
to defend his thesis 'bitches aint poo poo'

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
Dinky Dumpins

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

Dinky Dumpins

Dinky Dumpins want his boom boom porn

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i googled some baby porn and now im arrested thanks donkins

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Poor Rick Dworkin tries to make one loving simple logical point and everyone throws a tsunami smh

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Well there goes the plot of halo

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Selfsuck Roadhead posted:


Poor Rick Dworkin tries to make one loving simple logical point and everyone throws a tsunami smh

"tweeter"?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dick Dork's Hot Dog and 'Steen Shake Shack

"THERES NO GOD, BUT THESE HOT DOGS ARE HEAVENLY DEEEE-LISH-US!

losermeme
Oct 26, 2014

My pain is pig pain

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

losermeme posted:

My pain is pig pain

Same

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

losermeme posted:

My pain is pig pain

your pain matters too. more so than a woman's. almost equal to a fetus.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
The real lesson Dick Dawkland was trying to teach the whole time: pigs are people. When we die, we go to the holding zone until there's a pig available. When a pig is available we enter it. When we die as a pig we enter the holding zone until a human is available etc.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
please tell me gbs has gvp fans

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Hey Richard Dawkins, I got a question. If you don't believe in God, what do you scream while you have sex? How loud do you scream? Do you scream at the ceiling or right into her face? Also, did you always know you wanted to be a scientist?

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Hey Richard Dawkins, I got a question. If you don't believe in God, what do you scream while you have sex? How loud do you scream? Do you scream at the ceiling or right into her face? Also, did you always know you wanted to be a scientist?

he screams MEME ITS ALL MEMES YES

losermeme
Oct 26, 2014

Selfsuck Roadhead posted:

please tell me gbs has gvp fans

I'm very familiar with the Tennessee Valley Authority

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

losermeme posted:

I'm very familiar with the Tennessee Valley Authority

The grandmas virginity podcast, by Rick and Morty creator justin roiland.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Every time you say Dick Dorkins, Dick Dorkins is owned.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
Every time you Dick Dorkins, an angel pops into existence

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Wendy Wright never tweeted "baby porn" or dogs 69ing at me just saying

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Wendy Wright never tweeted "baby porn" or dogs 69ing at me just saying

Still worse.

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