I'm Ken Rockwell, Bitch! The April Photo Contest

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the April Dorkroom photo contest!

Last month the theme was gently caress It, and was won by Ric!:

Ric posted:

For the new month the theme is :boom:

Rick James style :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

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e. no mods no masters :boom:

e2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ

Dr. Despair fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 5, 2015

# ? Apr 5, 2015 03:47

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:50

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

# ? Apr 11, 2015 21:42

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Ric posted:

Please stop consistently winning the contest.

Signed,
The others

# ? Apr 16, 2015 02:10

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

Slap bass and ostentation are surprisingly unpopular in here.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:20

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

. by 8th-samurai, on Flickr

# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:48

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Taken with a high speed lens 1/100,000,000th of a second at F8 ISO 100

# ? Apr 29, 2015 21:21

Shrieking Muppet: Jul 16, 2006

She's a good girl by Shrieking Muppet, on Flickr

# ? Apr 30, 2015 22:19

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Self Portrait - "Tipping Point" by Nick Bremer Korb, on Flickr

# ? May 1, 2015 11:08

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

gbh-preen2 by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

Moon Potato fucked around with this message at 06:22 on May 2, 2015

# ? May 1, 2015 23:06

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Qtotonibudinibudet fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 2, 2015

# ? May 2, 2015 00:47

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

annapacketstormaya posted:

Moon Potato posted:

gbh-preen2 by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

Chitin posted:

Self Portrait - "Tipping Point" by Nick Bremer Korb, on Flickr

Ezekiel_980 posted:

She's a good girl by Shrieking Muppet, on Flickr

iSheep posted:

Taken with a high speed lens 1/100,000,000th of a second at F8 ISO 100

8th-snype posted:

. by 8th-samurai, on Flickr

Ric posted:

# ? May 3, 2015 22:04

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Lets vote!

# ? May 3, 2015 22:04

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

Congrats, ric

# ? May 3, 2015 22:33

Shrieking Muppet: Jul 16, 2006

ric, could you skip next month so someone else might win?

# ? May 3, 2015 22:35

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

chitlin

ric can you pick something that white internet nerds can work with

iSheep fucked around with this message at 22:42 on May 3, 2015

# ? May 3, 2015 22:38

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Ric, fits the theme best

# ? May 3, 2015 22:39

MrBlandAverage: Jul 2, 2003; GNNAAAARRRR

ric

# ? May 3, 2015 23:06

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

Ric is sick

# ? May 3, 2015 23:42

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Ezekiel_980

# ? May 4, 2015 00:31

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

like it even matters - ric

# ? May 4, 2015 01:09

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

blank space woooo ric wooooooo

# ? May 4, 2015 01:33

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

ric

# ? May 4, 2015 01:41

burzum karaoke: May 30, 2003

ric

# ? May 4, 2015 10:08

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

ric

# ? May 4, 2015 14:14

Dren: Jan 5, 2001; Pillbug

8th-snype

# ? May 4, 2015 15:38

bellows lugosi: Aug 9, 2003

Ezekiel_980

# ? May 4, 2015 18:26

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

Ric's rick james game strong.

# ? May 4, 2015 23:30

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

ric wins, etc

# ? May 5, 2015 19:24

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Ric, if you pick another theme only you can win I swear I will prank call your queen everyday for a whole week

# ? May 5, 2015 21:29

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

iSheep posted:

ric can you pick something that white internet nerds can work with

Mumford & Sons style?

8th-snype posted:

Ric, if you pick another theme only you can win I swear I will prank call your queen everyday for a whole week

It was a wonderful/awful coincidence. Is something you saw near your house/apartment/non-traditional dwelling sufficiently open?

# ? May 6, 2015 21:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:50

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Ric posted:

Mumford & Sons style?

It was a wonderful/awful coincidence. Is something you saw near your house/apartment/non-traditional dwelling sufficiently open?

WE'LL FIND OUT

# ? May 6, 2015 21:54

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