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amityville anus posted:skateboarding is not a crime LIKE HELL IT ISN'T YOU drat KIDS with your rockin and rollin and hippin and hoppin e new idea: organized nursing home crime
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 11:17 |
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all you gotta do is whore out the senile old battle axes
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 11:21 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 11:28 |
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This is pretty cool
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 11:37 |
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Robbing a plane
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 12:14 |
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Homosexuality.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 12:42 |
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amityville anus posted:giving a hooker a hotshot and having sex with the corpse i'd feel weird about that one, like not the good way either. i'd feel sad afterwards i think
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 13:18 |
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Ahundredbux posted:Robbing a plane this is the actual answer
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:06 |
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Murdering someone with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooking and eating the evidence. The lamb, not the corpse. Cannibalism isn't cool.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:07 |
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stabbing someone with an icicle and then letting the murder weapon melt away literally cool
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:08 |
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A misanthrope posted:stabbing someone with an icicle and then letting the murder weapon melt away Gatekeeper posted:throwing a snowball at an icicle so it falls onto your stepdad and kills him ice cold
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:10 |
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Putting LSD in the mcflurry machine.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:11 |
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Richard Kuklinski did some pretty cool crimes imo.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:11 |
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Gatekeeper posted:ice cold ice to meet you *murders stepdad*
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:12 |
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Grand theft tank
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:12 |
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Murdering people while cracking puns
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:15 |
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Making a charity for something normal like breast cancer or wounded soldiers and actually giving the money to ISIS
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:19 |
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grand theft walrus
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:22 |
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A misanthrope posted:this is the actual answer The fact that he probably died from dropping over a mountain range only makes him cooler imo
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:27 |
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0haiThere posted:Murdering someone with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooking and eating the evidence. Roald Dahl should have focused on writing crime novels, honestly. Well, crime novels with snozberries. Love the snozberries. The best part about that short story is that you never even find out what exactly the husband did to cause his loving wife to murder him, it's left entirely to the reader's imagination. But I bet he hosed a co-worker, a male co-worker. Anyway yeah, this is the coolest crime. Especially when you feed the murder weapon to the detectives themselves. Try doing that with a gun, Americans .
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:54 |
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hamburgaling
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:55 |
Sedition.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:58 |
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Armoring up a bulldozer and demolishing city hall.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 14:59 |
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btw op a larceny occurs when you steal some chef boyuardee from walmart, so it like... includes petty theft for hobos thry call it theft today hope this helps before you go shoplift the rich to give to the poor or whatever
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 15:00 |
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death by misadventure
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 15:02 |
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nothing tops the killdozer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 15:14 |
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Loitering.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 18:37 |
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Treason
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 18:38 |
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The coolest crime is owning a bird feather. The Dept of Fish and Wildlife is gonna gently caress your poo poo up
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 18:51 |
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Universe Master posted:Treason I dont know man, it just seems like the kind of thing that would get you kicked out of a party for copping to it
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:03 |
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Regicide. James dean used to hunt Royalty for sport ever weekend. Can't argue with that.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:15 |
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being gay op im gay
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:17 |
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sodomy
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krampster2 posted:is that illegal? not yet-- but obama still has plenty of time to ruin the planet
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:28 |
killing the last mating pair of a species
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:28 |
ordering an expensive meal and when the check comes you misgender your server
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:29 |
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dr_rat posted:Regicide. Deicide
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:31 |
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pooping in the urinal
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:37 |
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Any crime orchestrated while you're in jail I'd say.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:37 |
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Domestic spousal abuse.
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