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Also battery
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 19:56 |
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Illegal Possession of a Firearm... With the intent to distribute anime.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:02 |
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rape in mouth
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:12 |
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You are tall and grizzled. You are wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat. You are standing across the street from a megacorp headquarters building. 100 stories of assholes chewing up the poor for minimal profit. The CEO avoids throngs of the press and climbs inside a 40 foot luxury car. Sighing deeply, you turn around and put a cigarette in your mouth. You pull out a silver lighter. The lighter has a skull on one side with two machine guns crossed under it, and a burning salmon jumping over the top trailing flames that spell "mom". You light your cigarette. The car simultaneously explodes.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:16 |
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having a tiny hole in your house so birds can find their way into the attic but can't get back out
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:23 |
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Gatekeeper posted:having a tiny hole in your house so birds can find their way into the attic but can't get back out you got an icemaker for a heart man
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:26 |
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Gatekeeper posted:having a tiny hole in your house so birds can find their way into the attic but can't get back out have you no soul
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:27 |
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Gatekeeper posted:having a tiny hole in your house so birds can find their way into the attic but can't get back out Hope you enjoy your stay at The Hague you sick gently caress.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 20:32 |
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The coolest crime would be to go to one of those south Asian island countries where they cane you for littering and take the wettest, messiest diarrhea dump on a public street in broad daylight. that would be fuckin hardcore man
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 21:01 |
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Suicide.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 21:03 |
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Crimes against humanity
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 23:17 |
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If you can date rape a girl and can cum right when she screams "rape!" It doesn't count, and in fact SHE can get a citation. Lots of cool crimes to be aware of on the books. Source: http://novelspot.net/node/1581
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 23:33 |
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aLL OF THEM
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 23:33 |
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Phlairdon posted:Fraud on such a massive scale it crashes the global economy.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:31 |
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either inciting a riot or the forementioned art theft
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:44 |
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A real professional car thief aka booster - work in a team environment - learn really useful problem solving skills like how to hotwire modern cars and completely disassemble them in a few hours - make a poo poo ton of money - repurpose old salvaged vehicles by using its chassis and, more importantly, it's clean title - tools of the trade are just.. tools (super useful for other stuff as well) - never get caught
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:45 |
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Spazzle posted:You are tall and grizzled. You are wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat. that's not even a crime, really.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:45 |
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Enfield posted:pooping in the urinal That splash is quite invigorating.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:46 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:47 |
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Whoever said thoughtcrime earlier. I'm not naming names.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:51 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:what about prison rape? that seems pretty cool if you're the pitcher.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 04:24 |
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Diamond theft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 04:25 |
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A long con against insurance companies, wherein you start by earning a genuine dental or medical qualification then rent an office building and hire someone with appropriate qualifications to pretend to be your receptionist etc. then you provide medical care to the clients your pretend receptionist signs up, and bill the insurance companies ridiculous amounts of money for that care. It's the perfect crime.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 04:58 |
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roomforthetuna posted:A long con against insurance companies, wherein you start by earning a genuine dental or medical qualification then rent an office building and hire someone with appropriate qualifications to pretend to be your receptionist etc. then you provide medical care to the clients your pretend receptionist signs up, and bill the insurance companies ridiculous amounts of money for that care. It's the perfect crime. OH YES IT IS There's plenty more where that came from, but these are the most heinous IMO
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 07:32 |
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Art thief who drives a Killdozer that can go 20 mph over the speed limit.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:41 |
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Going 3-4 mph over the speed limit and intentionally driving past a cop is the biggest rush and coolest crime imo.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:45 |
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TEAYCHES posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw my friend, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK6u5Wa-6gIjevAwyEpD7Q7hRVv2-LY2K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHvZMwK-Uw
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 08:45 |
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replacing 1 kilo of coke your moving in your trunk with a brick of anthrax
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 09:04 |
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We had a thought experiment once in the law school where we tried to think of actions that are illegal, yet are not generally considered immoral by average members of society. 'Smuggling' was the most popular answer by far, with 'copyright infringement' a distant second.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 10:55 |
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smuggling confirmed as coolest crime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1npPH1mxOWA
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:48 |
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sex trafficking
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:38 |
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traffick sexing
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:40 |
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Conspiracy for sure
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:43 |
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Shh...
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:48 |
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We'll never know the details behind the coolest crimes, because getting caught is uncool.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:55 |
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Escaping prison is the coolest crime but to do it you have to be at least convicted of a much lesser cool crime.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:58 |
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Watching star trek while snorting a spiral of cocaine/meth combo off and into a six year olds rear end.
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:59 |
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DoomDozer duh
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:04 |
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Great Train Robbery
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 08:50 |
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Time theft.. SA is my accomplice.
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