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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Ain't no crimes like war crimes.

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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

international art thief

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
smoking in the no smoking zones at a hospital

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
crucifying the son of god. esp if he is innocent.

BuhamutZeo
Jun 1, 2011
sodomy

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Stampeding cattle

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Apr 7, 2015

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



huh. so I guess incest is the winner?

dernwiththesickess
Aug 7, 2014

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Driving while black.

:ohdear:

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

making laws is the ultimate crime

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
roll a fat blunt filled with dank buds and killer hash and opium and drive around listening to wu tang and see how many police precincts you drive past before the blunt is finished (five probably, that's my summer '04 record and i doubt you will beat it)

e: wtf is all that poo poo??? i didn't pay ten dollars twelve years ago to have to deal with such things in a good thread like this

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Apr 8, 2015

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

oh wait no, cop stealin' is the coolest crime

steal a cop today

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

64GB
Apr 8, 2015

Who would need any more than that?!
Cyber Crime.
People will think you're a hacker.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Murder in reverse. Making somebody go so loving crazy they end up in jail. Then you make sure everyone thinks they are a snitch and a pedophile. A few magic spells later they spend the rest of their lives drinking cum and getting plowed.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
They missed one.

They missed one of the insane spam-posts and it's here. It's right here. I didn't miss it after all.

I feel like an archeologist that just hit paydirt.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The coolest crime is the crime you get away with, forever.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crash_N_Burn posted:

everybody knows what the uncool crimes are. murder, being a sex pervert, treason, stuff like that. but what crimes are the coolest? my vote is for larceny, because it sounds classy and illegal at the same time, like something james bond would do

bonus : pic of the original cool criminal, robin hood



what if its treason against obama

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




The boxes you can check, the cooler it is!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Robo Reagan posted:

what if its treason against obama

both the coolest and uncoolest crime, schrödinger's crime

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
rape

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Music piracy. Can't be cool without cool playlists.

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