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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > what is the coolest crime?
 
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IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

0haiThere posted:

Murdering someone with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooking and eating the evidence.

The lamb, not the corpse. Cannibalism isn't cool.

Roald Dahl should have focused on writing crime novels, honestly. Well, crime novels with snozberries. Love the snozberries. The best part about that short story is that you never even find out what exactly the husband did to cause his loving wife to murder him, it's left entirely to the reader's imagination. But I bet he hosed a co-worker, a male co-worker.

Anyway yeah, this is the coolest crime. Especially when you feed the murder weapon to the detectives themselves. Try doing that with a gun, Americans :smug:.

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