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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > what is the coolest crime?
 
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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005
suicide

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005
bare-handed murder done hundreds of miles above the earth in the vaccuum of space

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

krampster2 posted:

is that illegal?

not yet-- but obama still has plenty of time to ruin the planet

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005
killing the last mating pair of a species

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005
ordering an expensive meal and when the check comes you misgender your server

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > what is the coolest crime?