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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

anyone noticed yet how addictive the somethingawful forums are yet? it's hosed up. sometimes i just sit on the usercp desperately mashing :f5:
like some of you weirdos have been here for over a decade. i don't think people even do heroin for that long.

please help me cure my nasty forums habit

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Wow the user CP? I just go to the forums directly and click on the threads I want to read. That way I can see all the cool new threads and decide if I want to read them too.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I went an embarrassingly long time not knowing about the UCP.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Nanomashoes posted:

Wow the user CP? I just go to the forums directly and click on the threads I want to read. That way I can see all the cool new threads and decide if I want to read them too.

yeah but you got to use the cp to monitor all the threads you've posted in to see if anyone quotes you.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Post more

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
its debilitating

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



krampster2 posted:

yeah but you got to use the cp to monitor all the threads you've posted in to see if anyone quotes you.

Just post in every thread. Like a dog marking it's territory, you must piss everywhere.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Spiteski posted:

Just post in every thread. Like a dog marking it's territory, you must piss everywhere.

it's yellow too

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
I remember back in the good old days, when posters would be so debilitated by the forums that they had to post banme's

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Haha, can't stop posting huh? I'm sort of in the same boat, except with heroin.

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Nanomashoes posted:

it's yellow too

Drink more water.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
each post i make is like a line of coke. I'll hate myself later for doing it but at the moment its totally worth it

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

amityville anus posted:

each post i make is like a line of coke. I'll hate myself later for doing it but at the moment its totally worth it

if i quote you right now is it enabling?

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
did heroin for 2 years



post on SA for 11

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

unterdude posted:

did heroin for 2 years



post on SA for 11

cool poo poo, is heroin fun?

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
snorted more than a few forums in my day

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

Darf posted:

snorted more than a few forums in my day

which did you prefer?

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
doing it isn't fun, just addictive.

it's fun picking it up n stuff being a suburban kid in the slums pretending to be some cool guy

then you can't function and get sick without it and drop out of school n lose your job and all your money and you start stealing n it sucks

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Darf posted:

snorted more than a few forums in my day

I hear some people get so bad they have to inject forums right into their genitals.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

unterdude posted:

doing it isn't fun, just addictive.

it's fun picking it up n stuff being a suburban kid in the slums pretending to be some cool guy

then you can't function and get sick without it and drop out of school n lose your job and all your money and you start stealing n it sucks

what are you talking about, doing heroin is fun as all hell

its just in between heroins that sucks

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
there's a difference between something being fun and feeling good

heroin feels good, but compulsively having to chase points off foils every hour to stay high isn't fun. inhaling toxic fumes and having your lungs feel like they're about to give up on you isn't fun

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

many moons ago i used to be addicted to a forum called hack forums. it was gay as heck and i am ashamed

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

unterdude posted:

there's a difference between something being fun and feeling good

posting feels good, but compulsively having to chase threads off page 3 every hour to stay high isn't fun. posting toxic poo poo and having your fingers feel like they're about to give up on you isn't fun

same, but with shitposting

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

krampster2 posted:

if i quote you right now is it enabling?

every quote is a hit of crack

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
whenever you feel addicted to something, just take a break!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

krampster2 posted:

many moons ago i used to be addicted to a forum called hack forums. it was gay as heck and i am ashamed


what kind of hacking did they do?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

You guys might want to Google the brain chemical dopamine.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Kyrie eleison posted:

whenever you feel addicted to something, just take a break!

go to rehab and tell em that

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Sir John Feelgood posted:

You guys might want to Google the brain chemical dopamine.

dopamine is dope

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Rambling Robot posted:

what kind of hacking did they do?

not much. we mostly just went into adult chat rooms and posed as college girls so we could sell nude pics to old creepy dudes. it's called e-whoring and i made like $10 doing it once.

you just get a bunch of nude pics of some girl, then go into a chatroom and to some guy be like "hey i'm a girl and i need money for my college books wanna buy my nudes ;) xoxox."
i'm not even ashamed, made ten bucks.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
hey, 10 bucks pays for an account

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay

Sir John Feelgood posted:

You guys might want to Google the brain chemical dopamine.

i read about that once on a website talking about not jacking it to porn

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
whats to stop me from getting enough clips of a camgirl and a fake webcam program and just completely botting the whole thing? am I just thinking like the guy who invented the site?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

krampster2 posted:

not much. we mostly just went into adult chat rooms and posed as college girls so we could sell nude pics to old creepy dudes. it's called e-whoring and i made like $10 doing it once.

you just get a bunch of nude pics of some girl, then go into a chatroom and to some guy be like "hey i'm a girl and i need money for my college books wanna buy my nudes ;) xoxox."
i'm not even ashamed, made ten bucks.

how pathetic.





you should have charged way more.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

amityville anus posted:

whats to stop me from getting enough clips of a camgirl and a fake webcam program and just completely botting the whole thing? am I just thinking like the guy who invented the site?

that's one of the common tactics actually. look into it, some people make a decent amount.

http://www.hackforums.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=170
man this forum is so loving gay though, you have been warned.

e: oh drat you can't view anything without registering. what a dumb forum, who would do that?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

amityville anus posted:

whats to stop me from getting enough clips of a camgirl and a fake webcam program and just completely botting the whole thing? am I just thinking like the guy who invented the site?

I think that's how SA got started yeah

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

krampster2 posted:

that's one of the common tactics actually. look into it, some people make a decent amount.

http://www.hackforums.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=170
man this forum is so loving gay though, you have been warned.

e: oh drat you can't view anything without registering. what a dumb forum, who would do that?

that forum sucks at least they dont hide the info behind a paywall

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

krampster2 posted:

cool poo poo, is heroin fun?

have you srsly had no opportunities to try heroin? australia is poo poo you shutin and/or bogan scum (pick one)

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

unterdude posted:

there's a difference between something being fun and feeling good

heroin feels good, but compulsively having to chase points off foils every hour to stay high isn't fun. inhaling toxic fumes and having your lungs feel like they're about to give up on you isn't fun

nostalgia.txt, i am clean from the heroin/opiates for 5 years this April. hope you have a similar streak, Garbage Dick man

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Pivotal Lever posted:

have you srsly had no opportunities to try heroin? australia is poo poo you shutin and/or bogan scum (pick one)

i have had acid many times bro so yeah i know a lot about hard drugs mate

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