WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

My girl puppy has a pretty prominent vulva but even though she's a short-haired lab mix there's this clump of hair that just grows right off the tip of it. We've already clipped it once, reaaaaal carefully, but it just grew right back. Anyway, every time she pees the strands of hair get soaked and if she doesn't clean it it dries into a pee gelatin that hangs off her like a sick loogey then she'll sit on your lap and it wipes off on your leg