My family might be racist

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Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Date:04-05-2015 3:18 PM (GMT-07:00)
To: Don and Doris ,George Grassl ,Linda Harris ,Sam and Corey ,Sharon Hofer
Subject: Fw: Fwd: I Like this Guy

----- Forwarded message from Bill <@hotmail.com> -----

Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2015 09:36:55 -0600
From: Bill <@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: Bill <@hotmail.com>
Subject: Fw: Fwd: I Like this Guy
To: Grassl <@sasktel.net>

Beautiful words. Could not agree more!!!!

THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED.I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.

I Am the NDP, Conservative, and Liberal parties', Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. Thats me!
I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian
products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary
that wants to share it with others who don't work!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart Canadian.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to
anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English and maybe in French.
I believe there should be no other language options.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are Rocket Richard, Gordie Howe, Winston Churchill, Isaac Brock, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks, Brits or Yanks and neither have you!
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and
change your own country!
This is Canada ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to
change it to look like Russia or Pakistan or China or Iran.
If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will
have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the Parliament, the seat
of our biggest problems.
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of
what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....
And I'm proud that ' Canada ' is written on my money..
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
should be running our government for the next four years.
I think if politicians try to bribe you with promises that your relatives are welcome to come here from overseas
and qualify for CPP after being here for a few months, well, they should be thrown in jail.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me
into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and
your family!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!
I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one flying in Canada !
If this makes me a BAD Canadian, then yes, I'm a BAD Canadian.
If you are a BAD Canadian too, please forward this to everyone you know....
We want our country back!
My Country..... I hope this offends all illegal aliens
My grandfather (Royal Navy 1913-1916) watched as his friends died in WW I.
My father (Canadian Infantry Corps 1944-1945) watched as his friends died in WW II
Enough is enough
This message needs to be viewed by every Canadian; and every
Canadian needs to stand up for Canada .
We've bent over to appease the Canada-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because of the thousands who died fighting in wars for this country,
and for the Canadian flag.
If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know.
I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
Canadians, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !
Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !
This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:
1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !
3. Live by OUR rules !
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Canada Pension or Old Age Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !
7. NOW find a place to lay your head !
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !
We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
Only Canadians seem to care when Canadian Citizens are being offended !
WAKE UP Canada ! ! !

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Your family might be rapists

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:07

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Methanar posted:

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

stopped reading there

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:08

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Overheard today at Easter lunch: "I went to a club last night and it was all Indians, and you know how they stiiiiiiiink. It smelled so bad."

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:08

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English and maybe in French.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:11

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

also stupid

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:16

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

all families are racist

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:18

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

racist or race realist?

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:29

vermeul: Sep 14, 2014; Free Acid

sounds pretty american to me there budeehh

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:32

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Dude, I think your family might be Canadian.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:34

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Methanar posted:

Date:04-05-2015 3:18 PM (GMT-07:00)
To: Don and Doris ,George Grassl ,Linda Harris ,Sam and Corey ,Sharon Hofer
Subject: Fw: Fwd: I Like this Guy

----- Forwarded message from Bill <@hotmail.com> -----

Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2015 09:36:55 -0600
From: Bill <@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: Bill <@hotmail.com>
Subject: Fw: Fwd: I Like this Guy
To: Grassl <@sasktel.net>

Beautiful words. Could not agree more!!!!

THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED.I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.

I Am the NDP, Conservative, and Liberal parties', Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. Thats me!
I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian
products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary
that wants to share it with others who don't work!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart Canadian.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to
anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English and maybe in French.
I believe there should be no other language options.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are Rocket Richard, Gordie Howe, Winston Churchill, Isaac Brock, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks, Brits or Yanks and neither have you!
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and
change your own country!
This is Canada ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to
change it to look like Russia or Pakistan or China or Iran.
If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will
have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the Parliament, the seat
of our biggest problems.
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of
what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....
And I'm proud that ' Canada ' is written on my money..
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
should be running our government for the next four years.
I think if politicians try to bribe you with promises that your relatives are welcome to come here from overseas
and qualify for CPP after being here for a few months, well, they should be thrown in jail.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me
into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and
your family!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!
I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one flying in Canada !
If this makes me a BAD Canadian, then yes, I'm a BAD Canadian.
If you are a BAD Canadian too, please forward this to everyone you know....
We want our country back!
My Country..... I hope this offends all illegal aliens
My grandfather (Royal Navy 1913-1916) watched as his friends died in WW I.
My father (Canadian Infantry Corps 1944-1945) watched as his friends died in WW II
Enough is enough
This message needs to be viewed by every Canadian; and every
Canadian needs to stand up for Canada .
We've bent over to appease the Canada-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because of the thousands who died fighting in wars for this country,
and for the Canadian flag.
If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know.
I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
Canadians, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !
Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !
This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:
1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !
3. Live by OUR rules !
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Canada Pension or Old Age Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !
7. NOW find a place to lay your head !
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !
We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
Only Canadians seem to care when Canadian Citizens are being offended !
WAKE UP Canada ! ! !

Everybody needs to have one uncle like this.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:34

sean price: Sep 30, 2011; by Lowtax

Ivor Biggun posted:

Dude, I think your family might be Canadian.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:36

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Most of my family is racist as hell. Just deal with it pussy.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:36

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

O, Canada!

# ? Apr 6, 2015 00:37

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Is it technically racist to be against all immigrants regardless of skin color? That's more nationalistic in a very bad way, is it not? Serious question.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:16

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Hopper posted:

Is it technically racist to be against all immigrants regardless of skin color? That's more nationalistic in a very bad way, is it not? Serious question.

That's xenophobia

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:17

Dead Gay Romans: Mar 19, 2015; Pitbull enthusiast

The only correct opinion is to hate everyone and yourself most of all imo

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:21

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i keep a burner email address just for grandpa forwards

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:41

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

Hopper posted:

Is it technically racist to be against all immigrants regardless of skin color? That's more nationalistic in a very bad way, is it not? Serious question.

oi mate, countrys fuckin' full ya poof

# ? Apr 6, 2015 01:47