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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB OPENING NIGHT COOL HANSOME CARDS VS LOSER CUBS
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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 It wouldnt be opening night in baseball without a half empty stadium and a lovely band playing

Lineups

CARDINALS

1. Matt Carpenter, 3B

2. Jason Heyward, RF

3. Matt Holliday, LF

4. Jhonny Peralta, SS

5. Matt Adams, 1B

6. Yadier Molina, C

7. Kolten Wong, 2B

8. Jon Jay, CF

9. Adam Wainwright, P

CUBS

1. Dexter Fowler, CF

2. Jorge Soler, RF

3. Anthony Rizzo, 1B

4. Starlin Castro, SS

5. Chris Coghlan, LF

6. David Ross, C

7. Mike Olt, 3B

8. Jon Lester, P

9. Tommy La Stella, 2B

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Go Cubs.

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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Seems legit.

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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
Rooting for Jon Lester's first career hit

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011

Crimson Sox posted:

Rooting for Jon Lester's first career hit

This.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 just look at that drat cardinals lineup filled with studs, womanizers, and hosses. bout to go hard all over the pig sty that is wrigley field

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Odd Year Bullshit is about to commence

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Crimson Sox posted:

Rooting for Jon Lester's first career hit

This will never happen.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 the best lineup in baseball is about to appease the best fans in baseball

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Go Cardinals, you guys

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

straight up brolic posted:

just look at that drat cardinals lineup filled with studs, womanizers, and hosses. bout to go hard all over the pig sty that is wrigley field

and several miles away at the overrated and overpriced united center the blues are going to run train over the fraud blackhawks

truly a great night to be from the 314 (or 636, 573, or hell even the 618)

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 gently caress the Cardinals and the Cubs.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 Baseball is back. :hellyeah:



The BEST Birthday present.


Go Cardinals!!

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Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.
Feels so good. I love you, baseball.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 although you just have to admire the body of a massive young man like soler

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 extremely athletic

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 the gently caress is going on

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Why Joe Why

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 how bad is this second baseman hitter

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





 Today is Easter and Baseball is back. Really makes you think.

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Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.
Joe Maddon is probably the happiest guy in Wrigley tonight.

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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
I've thought about all your guys' I put, but I posit a counterpoint: what about Go The Team That's Not The Cardinals

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

cheesetriangles posted:

Today is Easter and Baseball is back. Really makes you think
*starts looking for jesus alou flipping out on steve bartman in left field*

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
gently caress you Joe Maddon

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

cheesetriangles posted:

Today is Easter and Baseball is back. Really makes you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_5n82WOQ0g

(and i must admit, i'd rather have a fun and interesting man like Joe Maddon as my manager than the boring, ultra-Christian, failed real estate speculator Mike Matheny)

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I know the Pirates experimented with having the pitcher hit 8th and that's a TLR thing, but is there any hard data to suggest it's a good thing. I would imagine the difference in runs is so minor it's not really a huge deal either way.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 soler is loving massive

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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

marioinblack posted:

gently caress you Joe Maddon

can you blame him

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Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
All of you can kiss my rear end its loving baseball season
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Troy Queef posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_5n82WOQ0g

(and i must admit, i'd rather have a fun and interesting man like Joe Maddon as my manager than the boring, ultra-Christian, failed real estate speculator Mike Matheny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg-ncNNWzWk

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Monicro posted:

can you blame him

No, no I can't. :negative:

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Qwertyiop25 posted:

All of you can kiss my rear end its loving baseball season



Isn't St. Louis style pizza some sort of horrible abomination upon all that is holy?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 hey buster i won't stand for this thread title maligning the hero cubs against the Empire of Bullshit

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 someone destroy the stupid stuff they spent so much money renovating with massive dingers

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
I believe I'm in the wrong thread since the title should be Cubs Good, gently caress the Cardinals Forever

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Infidel Castro posted:

Isn't St. Louis style pizza some sort of horrible abomination upon all that is holy?
it has provel cheese on it, and that's not good

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Qwertyiop25 posted:

All of you can kiss my rear end its loving baseball season



yessss :respek:

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Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Qwertyiop25 posted:

All of you can kiss my rear end its loving baseball season



there is a lack of toasted ravioli in your choice of St Louis food.

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Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

marioinblack posted:

No, no I can't. :negative:

tbh if theyre healthy i think theyre good for 82-85 wins but nate karns is our #2 starter atm so

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