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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB OPENING NIGHT COOL HANSOME CARDS VS LOSER CUBS
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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

 I'm going to say Go Cubs but only because it's the Cardinals. After that I won't say Go Cubs until Bryant is back.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 im not sure how i feel about this permanent strike zone overlay

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 oh good, the live K zone........

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

R.D. Mangles posted:

is there any more obvious blown out elbow in baseball this year than lester? that is baseball's most doomed anterior cruciate ligament

Wrong joint

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



 We need more distractions please

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 i don't want to alarm you but there is baseball and it is on television

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Ah baseball

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

R.D. Mangles posted:

is there any more obvious blown out elbow in baseball this year than lester? that is baseball's most doomed anterior cruciate ligament

Wainwright?

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

straight up brolic posted:

im not sure how i feel about this permanent strike zone overlay
I definitely don't like it. Is it brand-new? I don't think I watched many ESPN games last year.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

straight up brolic posted:

im not sure how i feel about this permanent strike zone overlay

Yeah this is kind of terrible. Hopefully it's just an ESPN gimmick.

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

straight up brolic posted:

im not sure how i feel about this permanent strike zone overlay

Looking forward to the huge ? over the plate when Angel Hernandez or other lovely umps are working

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Wainwright?
he got surgery in the offseason i thought

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





 No season opening dinger? Baseball is ruined.

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Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Is anyone seeing a box for a strikezone on screen?

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Live strike zone, ughhh.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Pastrymancy posted:

Is anyone seeing a box for a strikezone on screen?

you've got to find the hidden x pixel to close it

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Oh Adaira
May 7, 2008

Casual Tabby

straight up brolic posted:

im not sure how i feel about this permanent strike zone overlay

I am sure that I don't like it. Now add a ball trail and a pulsing circle under the players that have the ball.

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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
YES!

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Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

Pastrymancy posted:

Is anyone seeing a box for a strikezone on screen?

It's a cardboard cutout

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 J-HEYYYYY woot

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Jason Heyward MVP

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

videoboard is freaking me out every time i see it

this feels like a world-changing event

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 HEYWARD HITS LEFTIES

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 yes. this is good.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 jason heyward is going to hit .800 this year

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 Welcome to the Cards, J-Hey

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
J-Hey! Not a first-at-bat dinger but I'll take it.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
K zone is loving awful. The Cardinals are great. I like baseball.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Oh Adaira posted:

I am sure that I don't like it. Now add a ball trail and a pulsing circle under the players that have the ball.
lmao

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





 K-Zones trigger me.

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 Man I hate Jason Heyward. All that stuff before the swing just agitates the poo poo out of me.

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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
RUNS!

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 :lol:

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 yesssssss

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Imo's owns, Cards own. Go baseball. :toot:

brolic where has your posting been all my life :swoon:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Baseball is back. :hellyeah:



The BEST Birthday present.


Go Cardinals!!

happy birthday!

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
Good job Soler

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Stop doing the behind the umpire camera view goddamn it

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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
season over, see you next year

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Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008
 first lol cubs post

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 :laffo: nice fielding.

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