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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Whoa the Cubs are still the Cubs

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Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
K-zone is fine for me when it's at a stadium that uses a camera angle as atrocious as this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
And there's the season

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


fire joe maddon

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Hahaha good stuff, Soler

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

and that's the season

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Well, guess that's it for the high point of the Cubs season.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

yeah good baseball very good

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Oh Adaira posted:

I am sure that I don't like it. Now add a ball trail and a pulsing circle under the players that have the ball.

trigger warning that poo poo, some of us remember FoxTrax

(for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOttsHuuzE)

also loving RIGHT CARDS

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

soler's massive arms got in the way of him fielding the ball properly

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Welcome back Cards, hail Satan, etc.

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
Heyward and Holliday :swoon:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Cubs starting off the season exactly how we would expect it.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
I forgot I was watching Cubs baseball

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Hed posted:

Imo's owns, Cards own. Go baseball. :toot:


happy birthday!

Thanks buddy! :cheers:

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014
the cubs couldn't even wait one inning to start being the cubs

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
For all the talk about how Heyward is such poo poo at hittin lefties, he sure does give Lester a hell of a time.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Harlock posted:

Stop doing the behind the umpire camera view goddamn it

At least it doesn't have the lovely strike zone thing

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


:lol:

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.

Happy birthday fellow good pizza liker

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Soler caught looking at the k zone

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Can't blame the Cubs. They are playing the best possible outfield. :haw:

Troy Queef posted:

trigger warning that poo poo, some of us remember FoxTrax

(for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOttsHuuzE)

This was cool, and the only people who truly hated it were smug-rear end Canadians.

Qwertyiop25
Jan 19, 2011

D is for Dank
It's Hammerin' Hank
Green in his name
And Green in his bank.
lol Adams right back to where he left off against lefties

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

K ZONE 3D :gonk:

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Every time they say K-Zone I get more and more angry.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
0-162 incoming it's over guys

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

kzone porn

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Is this the future

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Qwertyiop25 posted:

Happy birthday fellow good pizza liker

:respek:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





it reminds me of High Heat 2002, which was a fun game that had Vlad Guerrero on the cover

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cheesetriangles posted:

Every time they say K-Zone I get more and more angry.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





If you want to speed up baseball don't take 5 hours to do a 3d render of a pitch.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Throw Schilling out of the box

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
theyve done pitch framing talk and small sample size alert. you have won the war, now win the peace

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

If you really need to figure out the K-Zone, follow this simple chart:

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
I'm loving hearing these Cubs fans moan every time a Cardinal doesn't swing at a pitch that's a foot outside and half a foot below the strike zone.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Bregor posted:

0-162 incoming it's over guys

They will go 0 and however many games until Bryant gets called up

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i feel bad for bryant when he comes up and isn't immediately jim thome

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Harlock posted:

Throw Schilling out of the box a plane

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Is that Curt Schilling tripping over his words all the time?

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